RE: Pet names, and Titles!

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

RE: Pet names, and Titles!

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Community Discussions] >> Ask a Master >> RE: Pet names, and Titles!

Page: << < prev 1 2 [3] 4 next > >>

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

RE: Pet names, and Titles! - 2/27/2010 9:42:10 AM

Jeffff

Posts: 12600
Joined: 7/7/2007
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

Jeff, really--the lettuce leaf is gonna work much better than the frozen spinach.

That knd of depends on your point of view....:)

_____________________________

"If you don't live it, it won't come out your horn." Charlie Parker

(in reply to Musicmystery)

Profile

Post #: 41

RE: Pet names, and Titles! - 2/27/2010 9:42:49 AM

zephyroftheNorth

Posts: 8159
Joined: 10/5/2009
From: The Great Frozen North
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

Like I always say, fruits and veggies are the key to a better lifestyle.

*puts the girls to work in the orchard*

But Master, it's cold out here!.....*thinks* Oh wait, I was supposed to put clothes on first wasn't I

_____________________________

And there's a smile when the pain comes
The pain gonna make ev'rything alright ~ Black Crows

Team Troll Trollop
Member: Cocksuckers For World Peace
Charter member: Lance's Fag Hags
Member: Subbie Mafia
Member: Hibbie's Hotties

(in reply to Musicmystery)

Profile

Post #: 42

RE: Pet names, and Titles! - 2/27/2010 9:44:07 AM

UniqueRaven

Posts: 1237
Joined: 9/30/2009
From: Austin, TX
Status: offline

Well Zeph, you could come join me in the frozen foods. Seems we're meant to be cold either way today......

_____________________________

"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?" ~Snoopy (Charles Schultz)

My blog is at http://takinghishand.wordpress.com

(in reply to zephyroftheNorth)

Profile

Post #: 43

RE: Pet names, and Titles! - 2/27/2010 9:47:09 AM

LanceHughes

Posts: 4737
Joined: 2/12/2004
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: UniqueRaven

Yay! Cool whip and popsicles!

julie can "keep" her lettuce leaf. Especially since she first said "popcicles." The lettuce leaf can be discreetly raised to hide the ....... er, insertion of the popcicle behind it.

Cool Whip is so ambiguous, I leave it to the reader, rather than typing all those.

_____________________________

"Train 'em the right way - my way." Lance Hughes
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn't." Erica Jong

10 fluffy points
50 nz points

Member: VAA's posse

(in reply to UniqueRaven)

Profile

Post #: 44

RE: Pet names, and Titles! - 2/27/2010 9:48:50 AM

Musicmystery

Posts: 30259
Joined: 3/14/2005
Status: offline

quote:

wait, I was supposed to put clothes on first wasn't I

Yes. No pruning nipples by mistake.

(in reply to zephyroftheNorth)

Profile

Post #: 45

RE: Pet names, and Titles! - 2/27/2010 9:48:51 AM

DarkSteven

Posts: 28072
Joined: 5/2/2008
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

But Master, it's cold out here!.....*thinks* Oh wait, I was supposed to put clothes on first wasn't I

For God's sake, woman, you're supposed to strip naked at the restaurant, not in the orchard.

Slaves these days.... /shakes head/

/Reports zeph's behavior to MusicMystery/

_____________________________

"You women....

The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

(in reply to zephyroftheNorth)

Profile

Post #: 46

RE: Pet names, and Titles! - 2/27/2010 9:50:14 AM

Musicmystery

Posts: 30259
Joined: 3/14/2005
Status: offline

Thanks Steven.

If it's not cookies, it's orchards.

(in reply to DarkSteven)

Profile

Post #: 47

RE: Pet names, and Titles! - 2/27/2010 9:52:55 AM

zephyroftheNorth

Posts: 8159
Joined: 10/5/2009
From: The Great Frozen North
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

quote:

wait, I was supposed to put clothes on first wasn't I

Yes. No pruning nipples by mistake.

Oh owowowowowowowowow!!!! Hmmm as long as you are giving permission, how about boots and a coat....or is that pressing my luck?

_____________________________

And there's a smile when the pain comes
The pain gonna make ev'rything alright ~ Black Crows

Team Troll Trollop
Member: Cocksuckers For World Peace
Charter member: Lance's Fag Hags
Member: Subbie Mafia
Member: Hibbie's Hotties

(in reply to Musicmystery)

Profile

Post #: 48

RE: Pet names, and Titles! - 2/27/2010 9:53:41 AM

Jeffff

Posts: 12600
Joined: 7/7/2007
Status: offline

Sighs................

Give them an inch.............

_____________________________

"If you don't live it, it won't come out your horn." Charlie Parker

(in reply to zephyroftheNorth)

Profile

Post #: 49

RE: Pet names, and Titles! - 2/27/2010 9:55:19 AM

zephyroftheNorth

Posts: 8159
Joined: 10/5/2009
From: The Great Frozen North
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

But Master, it's cold out here!.....*thinks* Oh wait, I was supposed to put clothes on first wasn't I

For God's sake, woman, you're supposed to strip naked at the restaurant, not in the orchard.

Slaves these days.... /shakes head/

/Reports zeph's behavior to MusicMystery/

*takes notes* strip....at....restaurant...not....in....orchard.

Okay Steven I think I've got it......wait! What if we're eating in the orchard?

_____________________________

And there's a smile when the pain comes
The pain gonna make ev'rything alright ~ Black Crows

Team Troll Trollop
Member: Cocksuckers For World Peace
Charter member: Lance's Fag Hags
Member: Subbie Mafia
Member: Hibbie's Hotties

(in reply to DarkSteven)

Profile

Post #: 50

RE: Pet names, and Titles! - 2/27/2010 9:55:55 AM

UniqueRaven

Posts: 1237
Joined: 9/30/2009
From: Austin, TX
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

For God's sake, woman, you're supposed to strip naked at the restaurant, not in the orchard.

Slaves these days.... /shakes head/

/Reports zeph's behavior to MusicMystery/

What about in the produce section? *Waves lettuce leaf*

_____________________________

"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?" ~Snoopy (Charles Schultz)

My blog is at http://takinghishand.wordpress.com

(in reply to DarkSteven)

Profile

Post #: 51

RE: Pet names, and Titles! - 2/27/2010 9:57:24 AM

Musicmystery

Posts: 30259
Joined: 3/14/2005
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Sighs................

Give them an inch.............

I know. But what can you do?

*sends girl to pick frozen spinach from the garden*

(in reply to Jeffff)

Profile

Post #: 52

RE: Pet names, and Titles! - 2/27/2010 9:58:25 AM

Jeffff

Posts: 12600
Joined: 7/7/2007
Status: offline

_____________________________

"If you don't live it, it won't come out your horn." Charlie Parker

(in reply to Musicmystery)

Profile

Post #: 53

RE: Pet names, and Titles! - 2/27/2010 9:59:19 AM

zephyroftheNorth

Posts: 8159
Joined: 10/5/2009
From: The Great Frozen North
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Sighs................

Give them an inch.............

*shrugs* Well it's worth a try

*sees Master's order, grabs julie's lettuce leaf to use as a hat and goes to pick frozen spinach*

< Message edited by zephyroftheNorth -- 2/27/2010 10:00:55 AM >

_____________________________

And there's a smile when the pain comes
The pain gonna make ev'rything alright ~ Black Crows

Team Troll Trollop
Member: Cocksuckers For World Peace
Charter member: Lance's Fag Hags
Member: Subbie Mafia
Member: Hibbie's Hotties

(in reply to Jeffff)

Profile

Post #: 54

RE: Pet names, and Titles! - 2/27/2010 9:59:35 AM

Musicmystery

Posts: 30259
Joined: 3/14/2005
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: UniqueRaven

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

For God's sake, woman, you're supposed to strip naked at the restaurant, not in the orchard.

Slaves these days.... /shakes head/

/Reports zeph's behavior to MusicMystery/

What about in the produce section? *Waves lettuce leaf*

Of course. It's the first place people go for melons.

(in reply to UniqueRaven)

Profile

Post #: 55

RE: Pet names, and Titles! - 2/27/2010 10:02:26 AM

LanceHughes

Posts: 4737
Joined: 2/12/2004
Status: offline

HEY! Enough thread-jacking.

I call my "current" boy "Duke" in public - a name I gave him. Don't all owners of "pets" get to call name their "pets" whatever they want to? (STOP! Please, do NOT Thread-jack this into a discussion of how your cat/dog let you know what he/she wanted to be called.)

"Duke" works in public, and in play where I eroticize that word for him. In play, pig, or boy as in "oink for me, boy", "where's my piggy?" "here, piggy, piggy..." Last three commands get him to snuffle around my dick, slurping, and snorting.... DAMN! I'd better call him and get him to come over for a "blow-n-go." LOL!

Can you say "Oink", boy? Proper response: "Oink, sir."

HOM, twist his collar: "I control your very breath." doesn't really need a name, now, does it?
--------------
When he sees my phone # came up on caller ID, he responds either "Hello" or "How may I serve you, Sir?" to indicate whether he can speak freely or not. Sir, it is. I don't think he's ever called me by my "real name." A few times by my scene name, but never by my screen name of Lance Hughes.

_____________________________

"Train 'em the right way - my way." Lance Hughes
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn't." Erica Jong

10 fluffy points
50 nz points

Member: VAA's posse

(in reply to LanceHughes)

Profile

Post #: 56

RE: Pet names, and Titles! - 2/27/2010 10:08:08 AM

Musicmystery

Posts: 30259
Joined: 3/14/2005
Status: offline

Well, let's see....

There's "melons..."

Or "spinach...."

Or "lettuce leaf..."

Like that?

(in reply to LanceHughes)

Profile

Post #: 57

RE: Pet names, and Titles! - 2/27/2010 10:24:02 AM

TxRanger

Posts: 16
Joined: 8/2/2005
Status: offline

When I was a kid we didn't have no salad in a bag.....you wanted a salad you had to go out and get a head of lettuce and chop it up...you kids today don't know how good you got it!

(in reply to Musicmystery)

Profile

Post #: 58

RE: Pet names, and Titles! - 2/27/2010 10:26:43 AM

Musicmystery

Posts: 30259
Joined: 3/14/2005
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: TxRanger

When I was a kid we didn't have no salad in a bag.....you wanted a salad you had to go out and get a head of lettuce and chop it up...you kids today don't know how good you got it!

*looks out at 75 fruit/nut trees, vineyard, two strawberry patches, raspberry patch, blueberry patch, three gardens, greenhouse, dwarf orange and grapefruit trees inside*

I really think I do know.

(in reply to TxRanger)

Profile

Post #: 59

RE: Pet names, and Titles! - 2/27/2010 10:28:54 AM

zephyroftheNorth

Posts: 8159
Joined: 10/5/2009
From: The Great Frozen North
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: TxRanger

When I was a kid we didn't have no salad in a bag.....you wanted a salad you had to go out and get a head of lettuce and chop it up...you kids today don't know how good you got it!

Dude.....you're 50

_____________________________

And there's a smile when the pain comes
The pain gonna make ev'rything alright ~ Black Crows

Team Troll Trollop
Member: Cocksuckers For World Peace
Charter member: Lance's Fag Hags
Member: Subbie Mafia
Member: Hibbie's Hotties

(in reply to TxRanger)

Profile

Post #: 60