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LadyPact -> RE: Edgy Body Mods (2/25/2010 1:25:39 PM)
Michael, I didn't know whether to shake My head or laugh out loud, so I did both. If I start laughing the next time I've got somebody bent over with My strap on, I'm blaming you.

MasterSlaveLA -> RE: Edgy Body Mods (2/25/2010 1:59:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael I want her to have some nice C or D cups implanted on her back so no matter which way I am fucking her, I can still play with a set of beautiful breasts. This is not body "modification", but BODY DEFORMATION; and it's stupid. Period.

Wolf2Bear -> RE: Edgy Body Mods (2/25/2010 2:09:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael I learned from the best and I just had to do OSF better than OSF... Frankly you're a hellava lot better looking.

robertolapiedra -> RE: Edgy Body Mods (2/25/2010 5:07:45 PM)
Hello SimplyMichael. Personally, I think I would get mighty confused when playing in the dark... As usual Michael, genius, pure genius! RL.

Kaiel -> RE: Edgy Body Mods (2/25/2010 5:44:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael I am considering having my slave get breast implants, I am curious how people view that. Many men enjoy large breasts and I am certainly one of them. However, I also enjoy anal sex, fucking a woman from behind is one of my great joys. That of course denies me the pleasure of seeing those beautiful mounds of flesh as well as the wonderful sound they make when you bite the little buzzer in the middle. Since breast implants are artificial and can be made any size, I was thinking that there should be more options. I want her to have some nice C or D cups implanted on her back so no matter which way I am fucking her, I can still play with a set of beautiful breasts. I am curious if anyone has any experience with this? LMAO, this simply can't be a real thought... you want to make her 'deformed'... ummm, errr ok...

Meliai -> RE: Edgy Body Mods (2/25/2010 6:06:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AQuietSimpleMan Call her name too quickly while she is naked and you may end up with the Wrath of Shiva. [sm=LMAO.gif] SM - You have a scary, twisted mind. Fantastic. Thanks for the laugh.

Cuffkinks -> RE: Edgy Body Mods (2/25/2010 6:32:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael I am considering having my slave get breast implants, I am curious how people view that. Many men enjoy large breasts and I am certainly one of them. However, I also enjoy anal sex, fucking a woman from behind is one of my great joys. That of course denies me the pleasure of seeing those beautiful mounds of flesh as well as the wonderful sound they make when you bite the little buzzer in the middle. Since breast implants are artificial and can be made any size, I was thinking that there should be more options. I want her to have some nice C or D cups implanted on her back so no matter which way I am fucking her, I can still play with a set of beautiful breasts. I am curious if anyone has any experience with this? Surgery is sooooo expensive. Just get another slave and some rope. Have the first slave bend over, then have the second slave lay face up on the first one's back. Simply (No pun intended) bind the two of them together in this position and there you go! Viola! Anal sex, breast play and easy access to the buzzers. Just for amusement you could have slave number one do squats over a mounted dildo with slave number two bound to her back. Think of the quads she'll be developing...All thanks to you.

Aileen1968 -> RE: Edgy Body Mods (2/25/2010 6:39:45 PM)
You should have the implants placed on her butt. Keep all your "assets" in one place.

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Edgy Body Mods (2/25/2010 7:12:38 PM)
[sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif] omg! Now, I mean this in the most endearing of ways of course but...You are such a dork !!!! LOL! What the hell did you smoke Dude???

WyldHrt -> RE: Edgy Body Mods (2/25/2010 7:27:48 PM)
I so needed a thread like this after the day I had at work! Thanks guys![sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif] ETA- I think he got into the leftover jello shots from Merc's last party, BSB [;)]

AnimusRex -> RE: Edgy Body Mods (2/25/2010 8:09:13 PM)
Man, if I was into getting edgy body mods, I would get myself breasts, and a vagina just above my cock, so I could play with boobs and pussy anytime I felt like it, without having to buy dinner or change into a nice (i.e. clean) shirt. Sort of a "cut out the middleman" idea.

DarlingSavage -> RE: Edgy Body Mods (2/25/2010 8:30:39 PM)
Why don't you just teach her how to do this stuff these girls do in this video. Courtesy of domiguy.

Smutmonger -> RE: Edgy Body Mods (2/25/2010 8:32:09 PM)
How tame,why stop there? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL3yCyADsYM&feature=related

SimplyMichael -> RE: Edgy Body Mods (2/25/2010 8:42:30 PM)
If only you guys knew...

AnimusRex -> RE: Edgy Body Mods (2/25/2010 9:40:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage Why don't you just teach her how to do this stuff these girls do in this video. Courtesy of domiguy. Man, that last routine was likely the inspiration for generations of boys wet dreams. And maybe a girl or two.

Smutmonger -> RE: Edgy Body Mods (2/25/2010 9:47:36 PM)
A chick like this could give ya a hell of a hand-job. [:D] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irjamWMuJaU

DarlingSavage -> RE: Edgy Body Mods (2/25/2010 10:46:48 PM)
As cool as that was, it was inaccurate. That was Shiva, a god of creation and destruction. [image]local://upfiles/875047/19BE33AA45E2497C8C3872F6BC8949F1.jpg[/image]

DarlingSavage -> RE: Edgy Body Mods (2/25/2010 11:07:00 PM)
This is Kali, aka Kali Ma! [image]local://upfiles/875047/61C38A1567F94CD6AAF5FB417C22262B.jpg[/image]

allthatjaz -> RE: Edgy Body Mods (2/26/2010 12:59:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic oh Michael, RS and Merc, you guys have just made my day:) Thankyou so much grinsss Edited to add, Im just wondering ...how the blood will flow to a penis on the chin......not such an easy surgery and problematic regarding public indecency charges, but one could grow a beard. I delight at the thought of being licked and fucked at the same time by the same person food for thought, food for thought [sm=LMAO.gif] I would go for the nose because its not so obvious. He would still have at least one nostril and every time it grows you just tell people he's been telling fibs and has a condition called the 'Pinocchio syndrome' [;)]

Lucylastic -> RE: Edgy Body Mods (2/26/2010 2:29:56 AM)
oh ya that works too[:D]

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