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RE: Can anyone translate? - 2/27/2010 3:19:05 AM   
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Perhaps I can make you multiply, instead of those dreadful fish DarkSteven brought Me.

I think perhaps you know not of what you speak.
More than one of me in the world would be something no benevolent deity would want...
...oh wait... I don't think benevolent was mentioned, now was it??


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RE: Can anyone translate? - 2/27/2010 3:19:30 AM   
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RE: Can anyone translate? - 2/27/2010 3:21:01 AM   
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quote:

Perhaps I can make you multiply, instead of those dreadful fish DarkSteven brought Me.

I think perhaps you know not of what you speak.
More than one of me in the world would be something no benevolent deity would want...
...oh wait... I don't think benevolent was mentioned, now was it??



Benevolent Schmenevolent!  I'm smiting now!
Try typing that 10 times fast! w/o copy & paste!

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RE: Can anyone translate? - 2/27/2010 3:21:09 AM   
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RE: Can anyone translate? - 2/27/2010 3:24:15 AM   
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Status: offline 		Leave the fish for the non-believer. He's the one who wanted them anyway.

See how kind I can be?  You just have to accept Jesus into your heart and all will be well.

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RE: Can anyone translate? - 2/27/2010 3:24:39 AM   
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RE: Can anyone translate? - 2/27/2010 3:26:29 AM   
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Now that's some mighty fine smiting, holly.  Guinea Pig will pick you up on her way to heaven.

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RE: Can anyone translate? - 2/27/2010 3:26:54 AM   
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Leave the fish for the non-believer. He's the one who wanted them anyway.
See how kind I can be?  You just have to accept Jesus into your heart and all will be well.
Back to smite practicing

Okies! Now I'm trying to find a bag big enough for the loaves.... dang this apostle thing is hard!


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RE: Can anyone translate? - 2/27/2010 3:28:38 AM   
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RE: Can anyone translate? - 2/27/2010 3:30:22 AM   
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RE: Can anyone translate? - 2/27/2010 3:32:05 AM   
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Oops, sorry DarkSteven, I didn't mean to make your dangly bits shrink.  Okay, fold her in half then -sheesh.

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RE: Can anyone translate? - 2/27/2010 3:33:13 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Domin8tingUrDrmz

*Shrinks holly*

Oops, sorry DarkSteven, I didn't mean to make your dangly bits shrink.  Okay, fold her in half then -sheesh.


So this is what it's like to be a normal man.  I'd always wondered...


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RE: Can anyone translate? - 2/27/2010 3:33:29 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ooohhh, Jim isn't gonna be happy about this!
*Picks up tiny Holly and packs her away, saying a prayer for Steven's bits as she does so*


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RE: Can anyone translate? - 2/27/2010 3:35:21 AM   
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RE: Can anyone translate? - 2/27/2010 3:37:45 AM   
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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

Ooohhh, Jim isn't gonna be happy about this!
*Picks up tiny Holly and packs her away, saying a prayer for Steven's bits as she does so*



Since I like holly's smiting skills, Jim won't have to worry.  I'll invite him up for some wine.

I hope Jim likes fishwine.

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RE: Can anyone translate? - 2/27/2010 3:41:55 AM   
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RE: Can anyone translate? - 2/27/2010 3:42:47 AM   
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RE: Can anyone translate? - 2/27/2010 3:46:42 AM   
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*pokes head out of carry-on*

Stop that! No pets allowed in the passenger compartment!


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RE: Can anyone translate? - 2/27/2010 3:48:23 AM   
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Status: offline 		So holly, is it true that Guinea Pig has super boobs?  I might need to make My boobs super too.

Are deities allowed to feel envious?  Aw screw it, I'm Jesus.  I can feel anything I want. 

Feels around to see if DarkSteven was only reduced to normal.

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RE: Can anyone translate? - 2/27/2010 6:18:17 AM   
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Status: offline 		Holly made a nest in the carry on and fell asleep (so cute) a few minutes after takeoff, Lordess.
That said, there are some here who can testify as to the superness of my boobs, from personal experience
- Guinea Pig

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