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BLoved -> RE: I Need a Slave to Love (2/28/2010 6:47:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy
Jeffff and I do not have an open relationship when it comes to other men. I might have crossed a line in cavorting with Roberto in such a cavalier manner.


Good thing for the anteater I'm straight [;)]

Time for me to go, my job here is done.

Always a pleasure, people [:)]




Level -> RE: I Need a Slave to Love (2/28/2010 6:48:36 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

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ORIGINAL: BLoved
If I need a spokesman, I'll let you know.



And if you decide you need a spokesanteater, there's always Jeffff.

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ORIGINAL: KatyLied

Level - if she is a twue slave she will relocate post-haste.  You are so dumb in these matters.  You obviously could benefit from a mentor.


Tell ya what, Level.  You get the mentor, and I get the chick in the pic.  Deal?



That's just wrong in every way...




Dante17677 -> RE: I Need a Slave to Love (2/28/2010 6:49:55 AM)

While I wouldn't quite word it like that, I suppose in a sense it does reflect my own thoughts.

I would word it more like...

"I know my own desires and my own needs. I have very particular tastes when it comes to women. I do not expect perfection, but then I also do not view any human being as being perfect. I merely hope for that which I crave and it just so happens to be someone that is soft, curvy, healthy, and very, very, very undyingly devoted to being my dream come true."

If said woman was close to what I desire, or even surpassed it somehow, I would be more than willing to overlook certain flaws...even rather jarring flaws like extreme clumsiness (which is adorable) and/or even various psychological issues. I wouldn't even care if she were missing an eye or a toe or were blind or something of that nature.

She could even have scars and it wouldn't detract from her beauty. I'm not repelled by such things. The visual examples I posted were merely examples of my preferences nothing more. What matters to me most is the whole package, rather than one detail alone. Of course any woman interested in me should know up front that I have a lot of emotional scars.




DarkSteven -> RE: I Need a Slave to Love (2/28/2010 6:51:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

That's just wrong in every way...


What is wrong?  That I get only one chick out of the deal?




domiguy -> RE: I Need a Slave to Love (2/28/2010 6:52:52 AM)


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ORIGINAL: dreamerdreaming

Wow, OP. I had to perv you because you seem so childish. You're over 30?! [8|]


Even supermodels get old. What will you do when she doesn't look so good anymore? What makes you even think you deserve someon with a near-perfect body? And how have you survived to your age, without figuring out that the things that are most important are what's inside a person, not the outside? You are shallow, rigid, and not very self-aware, apparently. Do us all a favor and cling to your childish fantasy alone, so that you don't ruin real women's lives.


Supermodels get old? Bite your cock licking tongue. Have you seen those infomercials featuring Dekalb's own Cindy Crawford and her Gorean anti aging serums?

If your supermodel does get old or cancerous just go out and get you a newer model. Voila!!! Problem averted.




Dante17677 -> RE: I Need a Slave to Love (2/28/2010 6:55:04 AM)

So it would seem. One would think there would be more tolerance in a place like this though. Afterall, to each their own and all that Jazz.




DarkSteven -> RE: I Need a Slave to Love (2/28/2010 6:55:23 AM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

If your supermodel does get old or cancerous just go out and get you a newer model. Voila!!! Problem averted.


/Ponders the market for old, discarded supermodels/
/Rushes to create website for subprime supermodels www.SloppySeconds.com/




Level -> RE: I Need a Slave to Love (2/28/2010 6:56:12 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Dante17677

and/or even various psychological issues


[8|]




Level -> RE: I Need a Slave to Love (2/28/2010 6:57:43 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

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ORIGINAL: Level

That's just wrong in every way...


What is wrong?  That I get only one chick out of the deal?


You can't have the chick AND all the cookies.




DarkSteven -> RE: I Need a Slave to Love (2/28/2010 6:58:54 AM)

I can't?!?!?  Damn... decisions, decisions...




myotherself -> RE: I Need a Slave to Love (2/28/2010 6:59:05 AM)

Dante - there are an awful lot of really nice people here on the boards. Treat them the way you would wish to be treated, and you will find all the support and friendship you could need on this site [:)]

There are also a lot of people on here with a hell of a lot of emotional scars. You don't get to my advanced(!) age without a fair number of scars. But what you will find is that in a time of great need, these guys could well be here to support you, as they did me.

Your last post showed a great deal more positivity than the others - you're moving onto the right track. Try to make your potential partner feel blessed to be with you, not burdened.

I wish you luck with your quest [:D]




AquaticSub -> RE: I Need a Slave to Love (2/28/2010 7:00:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: myotherself

Dante - there are an awful lot of really nice people here on the boards. Treat them the way you would wish to be treated, and you will find all the support and friendship you could need on this site [:)]


It does help to have an adorable picture as your avatar that inspires the CM ladies to go "OMG!! I WANT TO PUT IT IN MY CLEAVAGE AND HUG IT AND LOVE IT FOREVER!!!". [:D]




Dante17677 -> RE: I Need a Slave to Love (2/28/2010 7:01:26 AM)

I'm very particular. It's good to be honest. If I lied like most people do, I'd be the same kind of asshole as them. I far prefer to be my kind of asshole...the honest kind.

Of course, most people that know me in real life don't consider me to be an asshole since they know quite a bit about me. Not everything is always as it seems, nor is your perspective of me based on a tiny little profile going to be entirely accurate.

I'm not after a supermodel, I want someone that I happen to find attractive.

And at the risk of sounding pretentious, I'd like to note that in my experience, people that knock on people for having high standards, are generally unattractive or jealous of the way others look.

I'm quite ordinary looking myself, but I'm comfortable enough in my skin to not criticize someone for having particular preferences when it comes to sexual partners.




sirsholly -> RE: I Need a Slave to Love (2/28/2010 7:02:45 AM)

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I need a slave to love. A woman that looks kinda like this...

<<<<<<<<<<<<




Ahhh...the dreaded Supermodel Fetish










Level -> RE: I Need a Slave to Love (2/28/2010 7:03:03 AM)

myotherself is right; there is a wealth of support and info to be had here, and while I think the OP may be looking for a needle in a haystack, that does not guarantee that he won't find it. Nothing wrong with being true to yourself.




sirsholly -> RE: I Need a Slave to Love (2/28/2010 7:04:07 AM)

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I far prefer to be my kind of asshole...the honest kind.
an honest asshole is still an asshole, fella.




cloudboy -> RE: I Need a Slave to Love (2/28/2010 7:05:06 AM)


There are gradations: (1) helpful advice; (2) useful feedback; (3) insightful perspectives; (4) gentle skepticism; (5) skepticism; (6) hostility; (7) ostracism; (8) projection; (9) demonization; (10) lynch mob




sirsholly -> RE: I Need a Slave to Love (2/28/2010 7:05:28 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

I can't?!?!?  Damn... decisions, decisions...
*swipes Stevies cookies while he is busy pondering*




domiguy -> RE: I Need a Slave to Love (2/28/2010 7:05:44 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Dante17677

While I wouldn't quite word it like that, I suppose in a sense it does reflect my own thoughts.

I would word it more like...


She could even have scars and it wouldn't detract from her beauty. I'm not repelled by such things. The visual examples I posted were merely examples of my preferences nothing more. What matters to me most is the whole package, rather than one detail alone. Of course any woman interested in me should know up front that I have a lot of emotional scars.



Nice touch...You just might have a future out here.

It says that while you demand a certain preconceived level of physical beauty and perfection you are also fully aware of your own slight flaws and faults.

It makes you sound almost humany. I like it!!! Sometimes I have chosen to walk a similar path when trying to court the little CM'ers.




Dante17677 -> RE: I Need a Slave to Love (2/28/2010 7:06:24 AM)

I'm aware, hence the need for a woman with talents at emotional and psychological healing. I did note that I desire someone that can redefine my existence and make me a better person. I'm well aware of my flaws. [;)]




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