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thepillowdreamer -> hey, it's better than "thepillowbiter" (2/28/2010 11:30:10 AM)
hi again, collarme.com. it's me again, that girl without a filter between brain and mouth/typing fingers. i have a complicated profile, get a lot of the expected creepy messages from people who don't read that profile, post too much on the forums, don't talk religion or politics (or anything else i consider a buzzkill), am brutally honest (for better or worse), and keep an off-site blog about all the adventures i'm not having. my favorite color is orange and apparently i'm a wannabe, faker, cock tease, liar, and dumb slut :) also, i'm fluent in jive.

xxblushesxx -> RE: hey, it's better than "thepillowbiter" (2/28/2010 11:38:32 AM)
lol Just relax and enjoy yourself!!

thepillowdreamer -> RE: hey, it's better than "thepillowbiter" (2/28/2010 11:43:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx lol Just relax and enjoy yourself!! lie back and think of england? ;) i'm so fucking jealous of your hair, btw- it's all smooth and looks taken care of.

PapaBlue -> RE: hey, it's better than "thepillowbiter" (2/28/2010 11:45:59 AM)
"i can't stress how much sex i won't be having with the vast majority of you" lolz [:D] But you know as well as anyone, I'm sure, that the superiority of pillowdreamer vs. pillowbiter is entirely in the eye of the beholder. People who want to make you bite pillows, for an obvious example, disagree with you entirely. [8D]

thepillowdreamer -> RE: hey, it's better than "thepillowbiter" (2/28/2010 11:52:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PapaBlue "i can't stress how much sex i won't be having with the vast majority of you" lolz [:D] But you know as well as anyone, I'm sure, that the superiority of pillowdreamer vs. pillowbiter is entirely in the eye of the beholder. People who want to make you bite pillows, for an obvious example, disagree with you entirely. [8D] why bite pillows? isn't skin like the biggest organ or something? ... oh, you got me. i'll bite anything :)

DarkSteven -> RE: hey, it's better than "thepillowbiter" (2/28/2010 11:58:23 AM)
Bullshit. You cannot be a dumb slut until you've slept with me. Until then, you're just a bitch. That said, [sm=welcome.gif]

thepillowdreamer -> RE: hey, it's better than "thepillowbiter" (2/28/2010 12:03:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven Bullshit. You cannot be a dumb slut until you've slept with me. Until then, you're just a bitch. That said, [sm=welcome.gif] can i get that on a t-shirt?

DarkSteven -> RE: hey, it's better than "thepillowbiter" (2/28/2010 12:20:49 PM)
Here ya go... http://www.vistaprint.com/t-shirts/gallery.aspx?pg=6&preid=17&xnav=gnip

thepillowdreamer -> RE: hey, it's better than "thepillowbiter" (2/28/2010 12:35:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven Here ya go... http://www.vistaprint.com/t-shirts/gallery.aspx?pg=6&preid=17&xnav=gnip hey, it's better than cafe press. your sig reminds me of this great william shatner song, and yeah, i know what an oxymoron that is. http://www.lyricsmania.com/ideal_woman_lyrics_william_shatner.html quote: I love what you eat You want yogurt? You got yogurt! Papaya? It's yours! Chewing gum? Chew away! I just want you to be you... Spit out the gum, it doesn't work...

DarkSteven -> RE: hey, it's better than "thepillowbiter" (2/28/2010 12:41:25 PM)
I didn't know that Shatner did anything on a record except butcher Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

thepillowdreamer -> RE: hey, it's better than "thepillowbiter" (2/28/2010 12:49:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven I didn't know that Shatner did anything on a record except butcher Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. yeah, he's cut a lot of albums.

Lucylastic -> RE: hey, it's better than "thepillowbiter" (2/28/2010 12:55:27 PM)
Welcome Pillowdreamer:) I had to say hi, cos I love Shatner having fun he makes me smile Have a great time here, enjoy Lucy

domiguy -> RE: hey, it's better than "thepillowbiter" (2/28/2010 1:29:39 PM)
If you really want the best Shat...This is it. Common People William Shatner singing, Joe Jackson doing back ups. arranged by Ben Fold. There was a live version from '04 tonight show that was amazing. This is close. It actually, dare I say, ROCKS!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRaLU6zXvB8

thepillowdreamer -> RE: hey, it's better than "thepillowbiter" (2/28/2010 3:10:43 PM)
loving it here already.

Lorenzo19 -> RE: hey, it's better than "thepillowbiter" (2/28/2010 3:21:53 PM)
dumb sluts dont know what an oxymoron is. lil girl, is romantic sadist an oxymoron?

thepillowdreamer -> RE: hey, it's better than "thepillowbiter" (2/28/2010 4:07:06 PM)
not a li'l girl, thanks. and it depends on the sadist. if it's sensual or loving or whatever, with somebody who wants it, then why not? i'm not a romantic, but even i know that it's not limited to candlelight dinners and shit. it can be helping out with the load gets too heavy, consensual beatdowns, going to nascar together, whatever.

RedMagic1 -> RE: hey, it's better than "thepillowbiter" (2/28/2010 4:13:46 PM)
Romantic Sadist: Here's a Ben Folds album, grown-up girl. Now come with me, and I'll give you something that will have you biting all the way through your pillow.

sirsholly -> RE: hey, it's better than "thepillowbiter" (3/5/2010 6:06:38 AM)
[sm=welcome.gif]

sirsholly -> RE: hey, it's better than "thepillowbiter" (3/5/2010 6:07:42 AM)
quote: You cannot be a dumb slut until you've slept with me so those that do not sleep with Stevie are smart women?

DarkSteven -> RE: hey, it's better than "thepillowbiter" (3/5/2010 7:06:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: You cannot be a dumb slut until you've slept with me so those that do not sleep with Stevie are smart women? Merely another way of stating that ignorance is bliss.

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