SimplyMichael
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As many know, I am a world recognized expert on BDSM and I put on classes all over my backyard. While some might think that this entire post is sarcasm, the ones who don't are a little slow but we are hoping they catch up. I also believe in recycling to this is a "used" post
PREYING ON NEWBIES!
Ever wonder how those masters out there nail one new hottie after another? Curious how they can get away with fucking over one after another with no repercussions? Attend this class and learn all the inside tips and tricks on how to get away with almost anything in the scene and be praised for it!
We fetishize power and authority in bdsm and so the trick is to cloak yourself with one or both. How do I do that, you ask? Since you are preying on the new, the inexperienced, or the dysfunctional, you have to go where those people congregate. Find the groups were the leaders collar and play with newbies and ingratiate yourself. Become a DM, strive to get as many badges of authority as you can. Now, here is the important part, no matter what you see others doing, follow the herd, if you catch someone in a lie and they are a leader, don't mention it, if you see a leader cheating on a partner, say nothing. This will allow you to become an important person in the group and you can use that position to prey on newbies and when you exhibit the same predatory behavior they will, in return, cover your back.
Becoming either a mentor or a trainer, or even both is a great tactic. Since the newbies you seek to nail are generally much younger and or hotter than you could ever get on your own, offering to mentor or train them masks your intentions behind the cloak of care and concern. Its pretty much guaranteed to knock their panties off without you having to bother having a relationship with them. Point out how bad their decisions are, undermine their self esteem, praise them when they follow your orders. When your orders or advice turn out badly make them feel like they somehow failed you. Its literally like taking candy from a baby or in this case, a cherry from a newbie!
If any of these strategies don't work, don't despair, there are lots of other ways to get at the fresh meat. Form an event or a group around safety, nothing attracts the dysfunctional people like offers of quick external fixes to their own bad decisions! Another tried and true approach is to host a munch or an event that is strictly for newbies, of course you just need to be there to offer your vast and ancient wisdom and this allows you to exclude anyone else from participating. There is nothing like a group that is centered around helping newbies to make a happy hunting ground for your scorecard.
We will also cover advanced issues like:
How to deal with troublesome ex partners after they have seen through the games is a common issue and there are some great methods for dealing with this. First and foremost, whatever you do, don't own up to your mistakes, just condemn them for causing drama and the rest of the dysfunctional herd will stone them out of the scene with chants of "down with drama". No matter how egregious your wrongs are, your accusers will be driven out of the scene. This almost always works but sometimes someone more important wants the woman and so they may drum you out of the scene, just lay low for a bit and return, because pointing out that someone has a bad history is considered poor form, isn't that just so thoughtful!
The best part of this tactic is it becomes almost automatic after a while. People who can't keep their mouth shut and want to hold people accountable for their actions tend to up and leave, how cool is that! Newbies and others learn that if they are victimized and speak up, they will be shunned by everyone in your group.
So, now you have gotten pretty good at nailing the odd newbie but here and there a hot one still slips through and someone else gets to them first. The way to deal with that is to create a poly family. It usually works by finding someone you can barely stomach and who has low self esteem. Make her your primary partner so you always have someone to clean house and have sex with if nothing better is around at the moment. She feels so grateful that she is your primary and that you praise her in public that the fact that the second a hottie walks in you can barely remember her name won't matter to her a bit. This allows you to chase the newbies down and use them all while pretending to bring them into your special leather family, I mean how cool does that make it sound? Another cool trick to do with a primary is you send them to those pesky submissive only meetings so they can not only spy for you but recruit the ones that got away from you!
I wish I could say this is just sarcasm but it is sadly more true than it should be so the names have been changed to protect the guilty. And like anything, plenty of wonderful people do the things spoken of here with integrity, but enough don't that the point is one well worth speaking of.
< Message edited by SimplyMichael -- 3/1/2010 8:51:05 AM >
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