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domiguy -> The CM "Hey Baby!!!" Game (3/2/2010 11:06:10 PM)
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This will probably never work...All of the details haven't been sorted out and I can see failure is imminent.
I've got a hold of a bad brain. Anywhoooo, work with me here.
I will explain the details and the birth of the game.....It happened some where around ten years ago in some dingy bar in Chicago. Where a friend of mine after being incredibly over served decided that he needed to talk to this very attractive woman at the end of the bar...He was milling back and forth over how to approach her and what exactly he should say to get the conversation rolling along. A few drinks later, he finally got up the nerve walked down to the end of the bar, got her attention and said...."Hey baby!" The woman looked at my buddy, shook her head in disgust and quickly turned away back towards her group of friends. Our poor buddy was left with nothing but the long dejected and rejected walk of shame back down to his group of unsympathetic waiting friends.
But all was not lost!!!...For we had all heard what had transpired and we all about peed our pants at our friend's misfortune. Who in the fuck approaches a woman and opens with..."Hey Baby?"...His loss and sacrifice turned out to be our gain!!....For on that faithful evening the game of "Hey Baby!!!" was born.
It hasn't been played in quite some time. You need the right playing field and some strong and liquored up (doesn't hurt) competitors.
This game works best at a large Chicago street festival..."Taste of Lincoln Park " will suffice. You find an area where traffic is coming by at a decent flow and two combatants take the field.
The rules are simple yet must be strictly adhered too. The first competitor steps up into the pedestrian traffic area and has to talk to the very the first single unattached woman that heads his way....It has to be the first woman that approaches you...attraction and appearance means nothing. You have to engage the very first woman and you have to start the conversation out with ...."HEY BABY!!"....You can say anything you want after that...anything at all. Do your best recovery. But the "Hey Baby!!!" must be the first words spoken and must be audible to the judges that are scoring the contest. Players alternate as they are dismissed by "their" woman..The competitor that actually gets a woman engaged in a non heated conversation wins the match.
It is virtually impossible to win...You get a ton of dirtylooks, women will swear at you and a few times it was close to getting drinks tossed around. As we have played it was not uncommon to have had the audience grow to thirty or maybe forty or more strangers watching as the game progressed. The laughter was out of hand.
Now back to CM and my abstract game of "Hey Baby!!!"...What if we try and bring someone up from the bowels of CM (the dating side) who has never been on the forums contact them and try and get them to participate in this thread?
So you contact fistingcumguzzlingslut69 and introduce yourself and ask her to come up to...
http://www.collarchat.com/m_3097239/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#3097239
The first one that gets a person to respond wins....This should be easy for you dommes. Groveling males will do anything.
For us manly manly Doms it might be a much more difficult task.
This is probably really a dumb idea. I am very close to deleting this whole thing.
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