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RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun - 3/5/2010 1:29:30 PM   
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Red slackened a little at Wolfy's response, "I don't like this side of the fence," she declared. Wolfie looked at her and said, "I knew that would get you!" With a flash, Big Bad turned the tables on Little Red. "I'll teach you to get uppity with me, young lady!" And with that, he turned Red over his knee, pulled up her skirt and proceeded to give her a fierce whipping.

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RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun - 3/5/2010 1:46:51 PM   
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De gedichtenbundel begon zijn eigen inhoud voor te lezen terwijl het nieuws beelden toonde van Wilders met een bonte mohawk en Balkenende met zijn misprijzende pruilmondje zijn afschuw niet verbergen kon, alsof hij Jezus voorbij zag schuifelen in een ongewassen jurk, ik pakte de bundel en flikkerde het ding in de open haard.

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RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun - 3/5/2010 1:51:52 PM   
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Fortunately, guided by instinct, my vorpal blade went "snicker-snack," instantly slaying the Dutchman spewing nonsense.

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RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun - 3/5/2010 2:09:19 PM   
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And the crowd went wild with cheers and applause, their bloodlust sated.... for the moment

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RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun - 3/5/2010 4:36:03 PM   
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But the Dutchman seemed immortal as if he were his countryman Abraham van Helsing or one of the latter's opponents, hoorde ik uit de open haard; de gedichtenbundel leek onverwoestbaar en zelfs de tv deed mee en begon spontaan Engels te lullen over de Mohawk hairstyle of the extreme politician Geert Wilders gevolgd door Obama not closing Quantanamo because Bush doesn't want its population on his ranch.

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RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun - 3/5/2010 4:40:51 PM   
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But, as soon as ex-President Shrub turns his head, Karl Rove, wearing a nun's outfit, put some Quantanamo nuts in his ranch dressing.

Meanwhile, Jim Morrison staggers down a dirty Parisian street, mumbling....


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RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun - 3/5/2010 4:46:41 PM   
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...about cheese and mouses and ogres' wives...

(see? full circle!)


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RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun - 3/5/2010 4:47:27 PM   
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''Ain't no grave can hold my hard-on down, ain't no grave can hold my hard-on down, when I am out there in the ground it will pop up without a sound, ain't no grave can hold my hard-on down''.

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RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun - 3/5/2010 9:50:54 PM   
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et il dit, "no es humano!"

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RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun - 3/6/2010 3:19:48 AM   
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With his Jesus penis in hand, he planned to do exactly that.  He had whipped it out and was beaming down from the ship to Red's place.  When he got there, he found that the voluptuous Red was dead.  Surveying the room he could see the laptop was missing and things were in disarray.  While looking at the lovely naked body of Red spread dead on the bed, he realised his Jesus penis was still in hand and ...


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RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun - 3/6/2010 3:44:55 AM   
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...promptly let go of it.

(Sorry, RS, but the TOS are the TOS...)


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RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun - 3/6/2010 3:48:59 AM   
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So he could the lube with both hands in order to deepen the investigation.  Everyone knows you can't truly penetrate a crime scene unless you oil your ...  

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RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun - 3/6/2010 4:23:14 AM   
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...your hands well so as to massage one's own brain to bring forth the details that wait to be captured if one can but process it with...

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RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun - 3/6/2010 4:42:17 AM   
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as he stood there massaging his brain and getting his mojo flowing, there was a sudden flash of bright light as an angel entered the crime scene. The unconcious Red's eyelashes fluttered slightly.

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RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun - 3/6/2010 4:46:42 AM   
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and her eyes opened, only to see the angel punch RS (I mean...Jesus) in the...

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RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun - 3/6/2010 5:00:14 AM   
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i did?

... in the belly. i'm in soooo much trouble, she mutters to herself as she cradles her aching hand. the Boss will not approve. he told me to ...

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RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun - 3/6/2010 5:08:39 AM   
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...steal the laptop so he can see all Red's pics, but clearly someone has got there first. Now I'm gonna have to...


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RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun - 3/6/2010 5:10:12 AM   
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massage rs' brain to find out if he knows where the laptop is.

(and she reaches over to unzip him and massage....)




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RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun - 3/6/2010 8:51:04 AM   
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his poor weewee after she gets it caught in the zipper.

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RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun - 3/6/2010 9:52:59 AM   
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Just then, there was a knock at the door. It was the police, carrying a camera, laptop, and portable stereo.

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