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came4U -> RE: Why does most people on here seem fake? (3/4/2010 4:31:28 PM)

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If the cop was female come4u my ass probably would. I don't know about your area but the female cops around here are fine. Id take a tazzering from them.


its all fun an games ...till someone loses an eye.




bondageDick -> RE: Why does most people on here seem fake? (3/4/2010 4:32:04 PM)

vaguelycurious thanks for the adive. I do agree I need a picture of my self but I do offer to send them.




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Why does most people on here seem fake? (3/4/2010 4:34:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bondageDick

I do agree I need a picture of my self but I do offer to send them.


Not good enough-women are in short supply here. We get the best of the best, and if you want any kind of attention you have to do considerably better than 'here's a fake picture but I'll send you a real one'...




LadyPact -> RE: Why does most people on here seem fake? (3/4/2010 4:34:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

I take it that Clip is  in town?  HOW SWEET!!!

Givee him an extra lashing for me...

Easily arranged. 




RedMagic1 -> RE: Why does most people on here seem fake? (3/4/2010 4:34:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bondageDick
I will admit there are real Doms and Subs on here. I was just frustrated with  some I have dealt with on here.

The only way to attract genuine people is by being genuine yourself.  It starts with you.  You are like the sun -- you are radiating light, and a gravitational pull.  Do that, and other people -- male and female -- will be attracted to you and your warmth.

1. Put up a photo of YOU.
2. Read the "Ask A Mistress FAQ" here: http://www.collarchat.com/m_3057130/tm.htm
3. Rewrite your profile, following the advice in that link.
4. Don't call pretty women men, or assholes.

You'll find somebody if you do all those things.  Remember, you want to be the sun.  Give off skanky coldness, instead of light, and both men and women will want nothing to do with you.  Sun sun sun.




girlygurl -> RE: Why does most people on here seem fake? (3/4/2010 4:35:31 PM)

Why does most people on here seem fake?


I don't know, but it's "Why do most people on here seem fake."




bondageDick -> RE: Why does most people on here seem fake? (3/4/2010 4:37:28 PM)

Well it is a picture I took- so it is real. Just not me. Im going to give the tribute session a go just to see if it is even something I will enjoy. 




Madame4a -> RE: Why does most people on here seem fake? (3/4/2010 4:39:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bondageDick

I like to lick assholes. Of course a gorgeous girls asshole. Pillow probably never had sex before.


what are you, five years old?

[>:]




bondageDick -> RE: Why does most people on here seem fake? (3/4/2010 4:39:48 PM)

RedMagic I like your advice- thanks. I realize the typo op now.




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Why does most people on here seem fake? (3/4/2010 4:39:51 PM)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZtQh5EIgWQ




thepillowdreamer -> RE: Why does most people on here seem fake? (3/4/2010 4:42:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bondageDick
Who knows I might not even like being with a real domme and the lifestyle with it . All I know is I like being restrained and some times doing the restraining as well. I not really desperate just want to experience. 


see, that's what we like to read. you're curious and being candid about it, which is much better than the attitude problem you had earlier.

just be civil, have patience, and again, never settle.

i checked out your profile and have a couple thoughts on it that could help out.

  1. you said earlier that the pic isn't of you. that's a big no-no, not to mention false advertising. either take it down and add a note that you'll only privately exchange pics, orif you're feeling ballsy, go ahead and plaster your pretty mug up on there. nothing wrong with more faces on the site :3
  2. your profile is short but not sweet. add more detail. hell, i'll even give you a little boost up at the end of my bitch- i mean, critique ;)
  3. interests are what a lot of people go by, and you don't have a whole lot of what you're interested in even listed! i know everybody's different, but i like to go ahead and categorize *all* the interests listed so that if somebody who likes the same stuff i do stumbles across my profile, they'll take note of it and it'll be that extra initiative to shoot me a message.
  4. everybody gets frustrated, but there's no need to get nasty when you don't get what you want. again: patience, patience, patience.
  5. it's okay to be curious, and don't let anybody tell you otherwise. go ahead and admit that you're curious in your profile: the right kind of domme will appreciate your honesty.
re: your profile. hoo, boy. express yourself! don't just assume that people will see a vague profile and be interested, because to me at least, it reeks of laziness.

you noted that you're a nice guy. great! nobody wants to play with a douchebag! so, say, "i'm a nice guy who's curious about bdsm. i love to be restrained but sometimes like to be doing the restraining. [insert more personal info here not related to bdsm, because you're not a faceless piece of meat]. i'm not interested in pro-dommes, but i'd like to find a nice woman to explore with. hope to hear from you!"

ehunno. something like that. as is, it's just so bland.




thepillowdreamer -> RE: Why does most people on here seem fake? (3/4/2010 4:48:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bondageDick
Well it is a picture I took- so it is real. Just not me. Im going to give the tribute session a go just to see if it is even something I will enjoy. 


but it's not of you. your userpic is called such because it portrays the user: meaning you.

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ORIGINAL: RedMagic1
stuff.


redmageredmageredmageredmageredmage.




bondageDick -> RE: Why does most people on here seem fake? (3/4/2010 4:49:19 PM)

Wow thanks. I really appreciate the fact of you helping me Pillow. Sorry for coming off as a dick I am just the bondageDick. My profile is pathetic lol. To tell you the truth it hasn't been touched since 2008 when I joined. I hadn't even noticed what it said until now. haha.  I'm going to start over on here with a new name and profile. Thanks and sorry!




RedMagic1 -> RE: Why does most people on here seem fake? (3/4/2010 4:49:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bondageDick

RedMagic I like your advice- thanks.

You're welcome.  But -- do you like it enough to follow it?

For example, I told you not to call a pretty woman a man.  But, really and truly, it's possible to get away with that as a joke, because she knows she doesn't look like a man.  So that's recoverable.  What guarantees your not-laid-osity is talking to any woman about how ugly woman X is, or what a fat pig woman Y is.  Saying, "Why should you care?  You're skinny and pretty!" won't cut it.

Be a gentleman, not a skank.  You could even start now.

Incidentally, pillowdreamer and VaguelyCurious both take hot pics, and they're both pretty much the same age.  You might notice they are also both smart as hell.  So there are real women on the internet who are also young, kinky and unattached.  You found two of them in less than an hour.  Do you think you looked impressive in their eyes?  First impressions and all that.  If your answer is no, you might want to fix that.




bondageDick -> RE: Why does most people on here seem fake? (3/4/2010 4:52:47 PM)

Any problems I started were a misunderstanding. 




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Why does most people on here seem fake? (3/4/2010 4:54:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RedMagic1


Incidentally, pillowdreamer and VaguelyCurious both take hot pics, and they're both pretty much the same age.  You might notice they are also both smart as hell. 


D'aaaw-you say the sweetest things, Red [:)][:)][:)][:)]




bondageDick -> RE: Why does most people on here seem fake? (3/4/2010 4:58:20 PM)

Heading out with the guys tonight to the local college bar. Should  be quite interesting.




thepillowdreamer -> RE: Why does most people on here seem fake? (3/4/2010 5:01:40 PM)

why do i have the sudden urge to challenge vaguelycurious to a spelling bee and pudding wrestling match? simultaneously?

urge to sling jello products while remembering that "i comes before e only sometimes" rising, rising, rising...

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ORIGINAL: bondageDick
Wow thanks. I really appreciate the fact of you helping me Pillow. Sorry for coming off as a dick I am just the bondageDick. My profile is pathetic lol. To tell you the truth it hasn't been touched since 2008 when I joined. I hadn't even noticed what it said until now. haha.  I'm going to start over on here with a new name and profile. Thanks and sorry!


what's past is passed, et all. just learn from this and take the advice given to heart. you've gotten a lot of solid advice here.




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Why does most people on here seem fake? (3/4/2010 5:03:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: thepillowdreamer

why do i have the sudden urge to challenge vaguelycurious to a spelling bee and pudding wrestling match? simultaneously?

urge to sling jello products while remembering that "i comes before e only sometimes" rising, rising, rising...



BRING IT.
But only if we use neutral words-I'm not converting to American spelling for this...
:P




thepillowdreamer -> RE: Why does most people on here seem fake? (3/4/2010 5:12:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious
BRING IT.
But only if we use neutral words-I'm not converting to American spelling for this...
:P


fuck!

i call for both a truce and unholy alliance.




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