Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official

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GreedyTop -> Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official (3/5/2010 8:17:05 AM)
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100304/sc_nm/us_dinosaurs_asteroid

kittinSol -> RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official (3/5/2010 8:19:18 AM)
Jesus rode a dinosaur on his way to the Pearly Gates. So there.

Jeffff -> RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official (3/5/2010 8:20:33 AM)
So, what you're saying is the Jews DIDN'T kill the dinosaurs? thats fucked up

Musicmystery -> RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official (3/5/2010 8:21:56 AM)
The Illuminati caused an asteroid to fall, deflecting suspicion.

SaintIntensity -> RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official (3/5/2010 8:23:14 AM)
the asteroid contained substantial gold deposits - and it was lured to earth by the controlling draconic Roff'ssss'Cheeld clan (who have ruled earth since before recorded history, as one twitchy poster here claimed) in order to cement their control of the embryonic gold market the rest is obvious

kittinSol -> RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official (3/5/2010 8:25:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff So, what you're saying is the Jews DIDN'T kill the dinosaurs? thats fucked up Actually yeah, they did. Keep on drinkin' the Kool Aid and make sure yer tinfoil hat's on straight, dude.

LadyEllen -> RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official (3/5/2010 8:27:22 AM)
God destroyed the dinosaurs during the Flood, everyone knows that. Apart from those who maintain that dinosaur fossils are a means of causing us to question the Bible put there by Satan. Oh and those who realise that the mythologised history of some obscure middle eastern tribe may not be a valid guide to the universe. E

Vendaval -> RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official (3/5/2010 8:31:03 AM)
I thought that the dinosaurs committed mass suicide after seeing the first naked, hairy homids?[sm=alien.gif]

Louve00 -> RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official (3/5/2010 8:31:09 AM)
Nope! Greedy's right [:)] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vloh6PuIHqE&NR=1

Wolf2Bear -> RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official (3/5/2010 8:40:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval I thought that the dinosaurs committed mass suicide after seeing the first naked, hairy homids?[sm=alien.gif] Truth to be told, there was a global war between the vegetarian and meat eating dinosaurs and they slaughtered each other into extinction. Hey...those naked hairy homids were the ultimate in hairy hunks!

domiguy -> RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official (3/5/2010 8:45:34 AM)
Jews killed the dinosaurs then Jesus....Then they went after those poor Germans. Is there no end to those fuckers' blood lust?

kittinSol -> RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official (3/5/2010 8:51:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy Jews killed the dinosaurs then Jesus....Then they went after those poor Germans. Is there no end to those fuckers' blood lust? Come 'ere, baby. I'm sharpening my canines just for you [8D] .

popeye1250 -> RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official (3/5/2010 9:45:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100304/sc_nm/us_dinosaurs_asteroid If it wasn't an asteroid Barbara Streisand and Barry Manilow music would have sent them to their demise. "ARRRRRRGHHH! ARRRRRRRRGHH!"

ShaharThorne -> RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official (3/5/2010 2:14:08 PM)
After all this time, I thought it was the Flood that came after the asteroid created the Gulf of Mexico...

Ladynslave -> RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official (3/5/2010 2:32:52 PM)
And here I was convinced that they chose to die rather than hang out with that purple dinosaur, Barney.

thornhappy -> RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official (3/5/2010 6:03:50 PM)
Hey, I thought it was Michael Bolton music! quote: ORIGINAL: popeye1250 quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100304/sc_nm/us_dinosaurs_asteroid If it wasn't an asteroid Barbara Streisand and Barry Manilow music would have sent them to their demise. "ARRRRRRGHHH! ARRRRRRRRGHH!"

StrangerThan -> RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official (3/5/2010 7:29:19 PM)
I read that today too. I'm glad we finally have eye witnesses.

stella41b -> RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official (3/5/2010 7:41:54 PM)
Things were actually going okay for the dinosaurs until the first cavemen arrived who were all Republicans. Then they (the dinosaurs) saw what was happening and they just decided to bugger off somewhere where they couldn't be found again.

Musicmystery -> RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official (3/5/2010 8:12:02 PM)
They couldn't get affordable health care, went broke and died off.

TheHeretic -> RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official (3/5/2010 9:26:39 PM)
It was smoking. I'm sure of it. I saw it on a Far Side coffee cup.

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