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Finish my Joke. - 3/30/2006 12:34:58 PM   
FullCircle


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Status: offline 		I have no idea if this will work as they say. It will depend on how many people know the common jokes or can think of alternative versions of them.

“How does it work?” I hear you ask oh so eagerly. The idea is the first person starts the joke and the next person finishes it and starts another. Hopefully from this exercise I will finally have some new jokes to try out. If not I have to keep using the knock knock ones. I am warning you now I have many bad jokes and will be forced to tell them if you don’t help me out here.

So I’ll start with a classic:

What is black white and red?

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RE: Finish my Joke. - 3/30/2006 2:31:31 PM   
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What do you say to an english graduate with a job?

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RE: Finish my Joke. - 3/30/2006 5:25:10 PM   
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What do you have when you have one little green ball in one hand and one little green ball in the other hand?

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RE: Finish my Joke. - 3/30/2006 5:28:47 PM   
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What is purple and upsets Ahab ?

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RE: Finish my Joke. - 3/31/2006 9:26:16 AM   
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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders?

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RE: Finish my Joke. - 3/31/2006 10:44:36 AM   
RubberWitch


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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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RE: Finish my Joke. - 3/31/2006 12:36:21 PM   
SirKenin


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Status: offline 		Whoa.. Wait a second...  Wait...a...second...  I think when he said finish the joke he meant that the answer was supposed to be funny.  There is no funny here.  lol

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RE: Finish my Joke. - 3/31/2006 12:36:25 PM   
Gauge


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Why did the chicken cross the road?


Because he was saftey-pinned to a punk rocker.


What is green and walks through walls?

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RE: Finish my Joke. - 3/31/2006 3:14:55 PM   
NakedOnMyChain


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RE: Finish my Joke. - 3/31/2006 3:42:40 PM   
RubberWitch


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How many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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RE: Finish my Joke. - 3/31/2006 4:19:31 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

What is green and walks through walls?


quote:

 Me, after a hard night of drinking. 


Actually the answer is Casper the Friendly Pickle

Reposting the next joke:

How many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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RE: Finish my Joke. - 4/1/2006 5:37:05 AM   
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RE: Finish my Joke. - 4/1/2006 5:38:04 AM   
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< Message edited by CreoleCook -- 4/1/2006 5:42:22 AM >

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RE: Finish my Joke. - 4/1/2006 5:41:28 AM   
MrQwerty


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You go to the family reunion to find a date.

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RE: Finish my Joke. - 4/1/2006 7:46:37 AM   
Drahcir


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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

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RE: Finish my Joke. - 4/1/2006 8:25:37 AM   
rivenmoon


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sorry but I'm not good at telling jokes
carry on folks............

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RE: Finish my Joke. - 4/1/2006 11:01:42 AM   
RubberWitch


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Chinese communist party
You can't change the bulb, you have to smash it

US republicans
6. one to suggest his college buddy would do it so much better, and the other 5 to justify the $15,000,0000 budget

UK Liberal Democrats
Both of them




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RE: Finish my Joke. - 4/3/2006 1:29:43 AM   
Yedi


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Naked blond walked into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two pot salami under the other
The bartender said I guess you won't be wanting anything to drink
The naked lady said..........

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RE: Finish my Joke. - 4/3/2006 1:33:45 PM   
Gauge


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Doctor doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains


The doctor says, "Calm down and pull yourself together."


How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

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RE: Finish my Joke. - 4/3/2006 8:10:47 PM   
Saratov


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