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sirsholly -> RE: How to find a subgirl? (3/6/2010 4:21:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

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ORIGINAL: SweetV

BF (straight) and I (bi) wanting to hook up w bi subgirl in NY/LI area TONIGHT but new to collarme and unsure how to navigate this site. Best girlfriend is top NYC Dom and recommended I start here. Guidance from any of you seasoned collarme experts or willing participants would be most appreciated. Thanks. [sm=imnewhere.gif]


I recommend this girl http://www.collarme.com/warmwoman29

[sm=rofl.gif] Troll...you are such a shit!!




sirsholly -> RE: How to find a subgirl? (3/6/2010 4:26:22 PM)

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BF (straight) and I (bi) wanting to hook up w bi subgirl in NY/LI area TONIGHT but new to collarme and unsure how to navigate this site. Best girlfriend is top NYC Dom and recommended I start here.
if your best girlfriend is a top DOMME, she should be able to hook you up.




CalifChick -> RE: How to find a subgirl? (3/6/2010 4:27:09 PM)

Click this link.  I'm sorry you ran into such a big bunch of jokers when you had a legitimate question. Sigh.  Welcome to Collarme.

Cali





thornhappy -> RE: How to find a subgirl? (3/6/2010 4:28:45 PM)

I guess you're looking to bypass the escort industry for some reason...considering you're offering 200 bucks for the evening?

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ORIGINAL: SweetV

Gee thanks. Your prompt responsiveness is so greatly appreciated. Well, actually not really as this is a waste of precious time.

Soooo OSF, if you happen to come across anyone who's an expert at FINDING a subgirl would you let me know? Obviously you epitomize the eager-to-help type. More realistically, when I figure out how to find one, I'll let you know.

Meanwhile, feel free to respond with more useless information. At the very least Jeffff will enjoy the utter Laugh Out Loud hilarity of your comic genius. ...Wow Jeffff is easily amused (and apparently has even more free time than you).

Thanks again OSF for your kind and well thought-out response.

Happy looking.[;)]




sirsholly -> RE: How to find a subgirl? (3/6/2010 4:47:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Click this link.  I'm sorry you ran into such a big bunch of jokers when you had a legitimate question. Sigh. 

Cali


Sigh.

She received legitimate answers...Craigslist and an escort service were both suggested on the first page.

My advice to the OP...either fork out the bucks for a pro tonight, or next time, plan things better.




CalifChick -> RE: How to find a subgirl? (3/6/2010 4:50:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

She received legitimate answers...Craigslist and an escort service were both suggested on the first page.  My advice to the OP...either fork out the bucks for a pro tonight, or next time, plan things better.



Perhaps miss holly, you should click on the link.

::whistles innocently::

Cali




CalifChick -> RE: How to find a subgirl? (3/6/2010 4:53:34 PM)

Also wanted to point out my first response should be read with this in mind:




[image]local://upfiles/510384/85F61E6E9D6545CFB6202AE304B5C94F.jpg[/image]




sirsholly -> RE: How to find a subgirl? (3/6/2010 5:00:42 PM)

 
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Also wanted to point out my first response should be read with this in mind:




[image]local://upfiles/510384/85F61E6E9D6545CFB6202AE304B5C94F.jpg[/image]


if proof is needed:
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::whistles innocently::
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




SweetV -> RE: How to find a subgirl? (3/6/2010 5:48:21 PM)

???? Why so angry? Yoga. Water. Talk therapy? 'Tis indeed a much happier existence than replying in such sarcasm.

Your guess on my inexperience has proved most inaccurate. (Happens a lot, huh.) But you're right. My friend the female dom (and yes we do exist you idiot) must be a moron. I'll just go back to watching porn in my parents' basement. ...Hey if you're going to attempt effective nastiness don't make yourself look as bad as you already do. Learn the language and punctuation that enables you express yourself with dignity.

So thanks for the prompt pic, btw. Wow this site has indeed deteriorated or have you all been here from the start, stuck around and have remained the "poster kids" which at one time might have been attractive. I'm not talking physically attractive. Rather, to be "spot on," you come across as vile simply by virtue of your wording and and content. Hmmmm. Just pointing it out; happy, evolved human beings don't feel the need to try and offend others. Think about out. If nothing changes, nothing changes and you'll be condemned to your apparent misery forever. Sorry we couldn''t meet under friendlier circumstances.

Gotta get ready. Subs on way and I still have to remove my profile so I don't have to be reminded of the lot of misery that exists among us, sister. Hope you comose a good response. Your fan club of 1 will surely be entertained. (I was.)

Later ladies ...or whatever you call yourselves.

Peace.[:)]




FukinTroll -> RE: How to find a subgirl? (3/6/2010 6:02:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Also wanted to point out my first response should be read with this in mind:




[image]local://upfiles/510384/85F61E6E9D6545CFB6202AE304B5C94F.jpg[/image]


Um... I actually just circled your ass with a sharpy... any advice on how to get that off my screen?




DesFIP -> RE: How to find a subgirl? (3/6/2010 6:30:26 PM)

OP you are laboring under the mistaken idea that submissive means brainless, willing to spread her legs for everyone, no questions asked.

Would you have sex immediately with someone who wrote to you on the internet? So why would you assume other women will?

We are people, not blow up dolls. Call an escort service because those women are accustomed to being summoned and dismissed summarily and not having their feelings considered. They are able to handle it. Don't do this to real people who want full relationships.




CalifChick -> RE: How to find a subgirl? (3/6/2010 6:32:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll


Um... I actually just circled your ass with a sharpy... any advice on how to get that off my screen?



You could always try slurping it.  I can brace myself for it if you like... I'm a virgin to the troll-slurpage.


Cali




FukinTroll -> RE: How to find a subgirl? (3/6/2010 6:44:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll


Um... I actually just circled your ass with a sharpy... any advice on how to get that off my screen?



You could always try slurping it.  I can brace myself for it if you like... I'm a virgin to the troll-slurpage.


Cali



OH HELL!

SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP




CalifChick -> RE: How to find a subgirl? (3/6/2010 7:37:43 PM)

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sunshinemiss -> RE: How to find a subgirl? (3/6/2010 7:43:16 PM)


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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll


Um... I actually just circled your ass with a sharpy... any advice on how to get that off my screen?



You could always try slurping it.  I can brace myself for it if you like... I'm a virgin to the troll-slurpage.


Cali



OH HELL!

SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP




Is that all it takes to recieve the slurpage? well i'll have to keep that in mind....




girlygurl -> RE: How to find a subgirl? (3/6/2010 9:45:53 PM)

Craigslist?




FukinTroll -> RE: How to find a subgirl? (3/6/2010 9:48:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: girlygurl

Craigslist?


I prefer SubWay, but that's just me.




thornhappy -> RE: How to find a subgirl? (3/6/2010 9:49:48 PM)

I've never seen slurpage on Craigslist.

There are some pretty sketchy ads there, offering up $75-200 "roses" for participating.  And some really bizarre kinky ones, like the couple seeking the unicorn that thinks it's worthless for 6 hours of play per month, only those 6 hours.

Weirdness.




corsetgirl -> RE: How to find a subgirl? (3/6/2010 9:50:54 PM)


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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

I prefer SubWay, but that's just me.



Any particular slurpable flavor for you?




FukinTroll -> RE: How to find a subgirl? (3/6/2010 9:56:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: corsetgirl


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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

I prefer SubWay, but that's just me.



Any particular slurpable flavor for you?



As a general rule... female and alive.

SLURP!




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