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Lucylastic -> Random thoughts (3/6/2010 3:12:30 PM)

Random Thoughts for the Day:
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to..
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this thing I have-- ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
18. My son asked me in the car the other day "Mom what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..
20.
I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet, on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Miller Lite than with a Kay jeweler product




lovingpet -> RE: Random thoughts (3/6/2010 7:00:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?


Do ya really want to know? [&:]




sunshinemiss -> RE: Random thoughts (3/6/2010 7:03:03 PM)

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Amen.




Termyn8or -> RE: Random thoughts (3/7/2010 3:23:05 AM)

21. Friends will help you move, true friends will help you move the bodies.

T




DarlingSavage -> RE: Random thoughts (3/7/2010 2:07:09 PM)

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17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.


I do this, too! I usually save them under "Don't answer!"




MichiganHeadmast -> RE: Random thoughts (3/7/2010 9:16:23 PM)

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15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?


That has a corollary. I hate when I'm in the middle of leaving someone a voice message, and they click in on call waiting. Then I gotta stop my message, and go "Oh, I guess that's you calling back" so you won't think I got raptured or kidnapped mid-message later on.




MichiganHeadmast -> RE: Random thoughts (3/7/2010 9:21:56 PM)

Another phone one.

21. What is the proper etiqutte for a dropped call when you were just gonna say goodbye anyway? Do you call back and say "I'm just calling back to say goodbye, so bye" or leave them thinking you were snatched by UFOs?




came4U -> RE: Random thoughts (3/7/2010 9:24:36 PM)

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Do you call back and say "I'm just calling back to say goodbye, so bye" or leave them thinking you were snatched by UFOs?


Have you been reading too many of the 'Rothchild' threads :P hahah




VampiresLair -> RE: Random thoughts (3/7/2010 9:29:45 PM)

18. My son asked me in the car the other day "Mom what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

We would never know if we ran over a ninja. You'd never see it happen and thered be no evidence.




MichiganHeadmast -> RE: Random thoughts (3/7/2010 9:32:35 PM)


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ORIGINAL: came4U

quote:

Do you call back and say "I'm just calling back to say goodbye, so bye" or leave them thinking you were snatched by UFOs?


Have you been reading too many of the 'Rothchild' threads :P hahah



LOL!

(But if I wasn't kidnapped by UFOs, why does my ass hurt??)




came4U -> RE: Random thoughts (3/7/2010 9:34:32 PM)

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(But if I wasn't kidnapped by UFOs, why does my ass hurt??)


I dunno. Unidentified Fucking Objects? lolol




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