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Blackburn -> Accident report: Woman shave privates while driving (3/6/2010 4:18:26 PM)

Woman Shaves Pussy While Driving

You Florida folks can be plenty peculiar..


Driving while shaving private parts causes accident
> Posted by Barbara Hijek on March 6, 2010 11:15 AM

We all know the dangers of driving while texting or talking on a cell phone. Now Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates while driving, either.

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat, reports keysnews.com.

It wasn't a close shave -- it was a total wreck.

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."

Megan Mariah Barnes should not have been driving.

The day before the wreck Barnes was convicted in an Upper Keys court of DUI with a prior and driving with a suspended license.

After the accident Barnes and her ex-husband, Charles Judy, drove another half-mile, then switched seats. Judy then claimed that he was the driver.

But the burns on Judy's chest from the passenger-side airbag deploying told another story. The airbag in the steering wheel did not deploy, according to FHP.

Troopers charged Barnes with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance.

Remember: stay focused when driving and use razor-sharp judgement.




DarkSteven -> RE: Accident report: Woman shave privates while driving (3/6/2010 5:03:28 PM)

So she was driving while her ex husband was in the passenger seat, shaving while driving, about to meet her boyfriend?  Gotta happen all the time.




DrkJourney -> RE: Accident report: Woman shave privates while driving (3/6/2010 5:25:32 PM)

That's what I was wondering...her ex husband was in the car, while she was driving to her boyfriend's house?...what was he going to do...watch?

why didn't he just shave it for her while she drove?....lol

Good Lord!  I hope they actually put her in jail this time.




GreedyTop -> RE: Accident report: Woman shave privates while driving (3/6/2010 10:41:44 PM)

ok.. just gotta say.. The Keys are a total disconnect from the rest of FL...


just sayin'


(it's not always a BAD thing)




Blackburn -> RE: Accident report: Woman shave privates while driving (3/6/2010 10:56:12 PM)

You sayin' you Floridians don't shave your private parts? Hmmm........ Kinky...


[:D]




FukinTroll -> RE: Accident report: Woman shave privates while driving (3/6/2010 10:59:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Blackburn

You sayin' you Floridians don't shave your private parts? Hmmm........ Kinky...


[:D]


I hope that is what she is saying... floss country here I come!




GreedyTop -> RE: Accident report: Woman shave privates while driving (3/6/2010 11:05:33 PM)

personally, I do shave.. or mostly when I am feeling lazy.  But then.. I am not a native Floridian.....




FukinTroll -> RE: Accident report: Woman shave privates while driving (3/6/2010 11:10:14 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

personally, I do shave.. or mostly when I am feeling lazy.  But then.. I am not a native Floridian.....


[sm=sigh.gif]




GreedyTop -> RE: Accident report: Woman shave privates while driving (3/6/2010 11:23:18 PM)

*slurps da Trollish dude*




Termyn8or -> RE: Accident report: Woman shave privates while driving (3/7/2010 3:17:39 AM)

When I die I wanna come back as a dome light. Something my car doesn't have BTW, the $%^&* piece of shit. It lights but it doesn't shine on anything, then it stays on after you close the door, but you still can't see shit.

But I ramble - the question is what kind of car was it ? I mean did it have effective dome lights ? I'm telling you going to the grocery store at night is a bitch. Because of these dome lights, or more aptly put dome DARKs sometimes we find the icecream all melted on the floor the next day. Life sucks.

Yes, in "light" of this I think I want to be a dome light.

T




Blackburn -> RE: Accident report: Woman shave privates while driving (3/7/2010 4:13:30 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or
But I ramble -


Wait, you're saying in your next life you want to be more dome-ly?




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