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compes -> Invasion of the "Horny Net Geeks" (9/11/2004 6:41:52 PM)

I don't know what it is - but I feel like I get more than my share of Horny Net Geeks.

I usually have Yahoo IM running in the background when I'm working on my computer - and about once a week I get some 20-50 year old guy wanting to have sex. And these aren't gay or bi - per se, from what I can see, these are usually married guys who want to meet in park or a cheezy motel room for something on the side.

I've tried to be very clear in my Yahoo profile of what my interests are - but that doesn't seem to help. I questioned the last guy and found out he didn't even bother to read my profile, just saw me as being local, and online while doing a Yahoo search. (mmm - come to think of it, many of these people are somewhat local.)

The last guy who messaged me wanted a JO buddy. (Sorry, not interested.)

So, lately I've taken to redirecting these people to the local Leather bars. <shrugs> Who knows, maybe they'll find happiness?

How common is this? I know anyone who is female on the net gets swarmed by HNGs - and I know that the people who contact me are not exactly a 'swarm' - but it does happen to me often enough to be annoying. Any other males out there that get HNG hits?

Compes




Sinergy -> RE: Invasion of the "Horny Net Geeks" (9/11/2004 8:52:35 PM)

quote:

The last guy who messaged me wanted a JO buddy.


A JO buddy?

A Jo to an Aikidoist is a 5 foot staff of hickory used to beat one's opponent senseless, or
to attempt to do so and be ridiculed by the Aikidoist.

Sinergy




proudsub -> RE: Invasion of the "Horny Net Geeks" (9/11/2004 9:08:52 PM)

quote:

I questioned the last guy and found out he didn't even bother to read my profile, just saw me as being local, and online while doing a Yahoo search


That's why i didn't fill out my yahoo profile. When i get unknown IMs on aim i always click the "warning" .




siamsa24 -> RE: Invasion of the "Horny Net Geeks" (9/12/2004 12:15:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sinergy
A Jo to an Aikidoist is a 5 foot staff of hickory used to beat one's opponent senseless, or
to attempt to do so and be ridiculed by the Aikidoist.


lol, that's the first thing I thought of too; having just finished creating a Jo Staff Kata, I thought I was the only one. [:)]




compes -> RE: Invasion of the "Horny Net Geeks" (9/13/2004 12:15:05 AM)

THIS is what I'm talking about!
(names changed to protect the HNG)

quote:


joe: hi
Compes: hello
joe: how are you
Compes: doing okay.
joe: know any hott guys
Compes: <shrugs> Not really - but I have some gay friends. You need the addresses to some local gay bars?
joe: no just lookin for guys to give blows jobs to
Compes: Ah! Just another horny net geek then. Nope. Sorry - can't help you.


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