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LadyEllen -> RE: share your (misleading) wisdom here... (3/7/2010 1:56:50 PM)
Homeowners - keep your home looking up to date by buying shoddy self assembly furniture kits that are guaranteed to fall apart just in time for the next fashion trend to come along E

VaguelyCurious -> RE: share your (misleading) wisdom here... (3/7/2010 2:29:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth Wouldn't it be easier to get FukinTroll to slurp me? less expensive too Zephy! I'm shocked at you! If you did that, you would be using unbranded moisturiser-you're paying for L'oreal quality here... Don't you think you're worth it?! [:-][:-][:-] L'oreal thinks you are.... L'oreal thinks all women are...

stella41b -> RE: share your (misleading) wisdom here... (3/7/2010 2:56:06 PM)
Save money on your mobile phone bill by getting the person you usually have a meaningless conversation with to travel with you on public transport.

GrizzlyBear -> RE: share your (misleading) wisdom here... (3/7/2010 3:16:33 PM)
Getting rid of household pests... If there are skunks living under your house or in your shed, you can drive them away by playing a boom box with very loud rock n roll music near where they sleep. After a few days they will despair of sleeping and move out. However this music attracts teenagers, who may move in to replace the skunks. You can repel the teenagers by playing very loud opera. If there is a nest of wasps or hornets in your yard that are bothersome, there is no need to buy that expensive poison spray. Pissing on the nest works just as well. Be sure to do this at night, when the bugs (and the neighbors) are all at home and asleep. Be sure to let me know if you want to try this, I would like to watch.

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: share your (misleading) wisdom here... (3/7/2010 3:19:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth Wouldn't it be easier to get FukinTroll to slurp me? less expensive too Zephy! I'm shocked at you! If you did that, you would be using unbranded moisturiser-you're paying for L'oreal quality here... Don't you think you're worth it?! [:-][:-][:-] L'oreal thinks you are.... L'oreal thinks all women are... Actually I think I am worth soooo much more than anything L'Oreal products can give me. Besides I kinda like Troll's slurps.

sirsholly -> RE: share your (misleading) wisdom here... (3/8/2010 4:26:24 AM)
quote: Real Woman's motto: "I made it, and you will eat it, and I don't care how bad it tastes." <-------REAL WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sirsholly -> RE: share your (misleading) wisdom here... (3/8/2010 4:29:31 AM)
quote: If there is a nest of wasps or hornets in your yard that are bothersome, there is no need to buy that expensive poison spray. Pissing on the nest works just as well. Be sure to do this at night, when the bugs (and the neighbors) are all at home and asleep. Capture a few and place in a metal cigar holder if you need an inexpensive vibrator....(Wasps...not neighbors)

Valyraen -> RE: share your (misleading) wisdom here... (3/8/2010 4:32:36 AM)
Better just make sure that thing's sealed up TIGHT!wince

LadyEllen -> RE: share your (misleading) wisdom here... (3/8/2010 5:17:35 AM)
Save time in feeding your cat by getting him to watch my Timmy and learn the techniques required to open a sealed box of pouches, remove a couple and open them with a deft stroke of a claw before standing on them to push the food out all over your carpet. E

MichiganHeadmast -> RE: share your (misleading) wisdom here... (3/8/2010 5:34:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: If there is a nest of wasps or hornets in your yard that are bothersome, there is no need to buy that expensive poison spray. Pissing on the nest works just as well. Be sure to do this at night, when the bugs (and the neighbors) are all at home and asleep. Capture a few and place in a metal cigar holder if you need an inexpensive vibrator....(Wasps...not neighbors) And if you put holes in it, it will feel like a violet wand.

stella41b -> RE: share your (misleading) wisdom here... (3/8/2010 8:42:51 AM)
When in an Italian restaurant try ordering irrumatio with your cappucino to receive something extra.

Phoenixpower -> RE: share your (misleading) wisdom here... (3/8/2010 9:31:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself rabbit shit tastes just like chocolate raisins. Would you be so kind as to demonstrate for us? ...just ask holly...[8\|] Holly does not eat chocolate...everyone knows that [8\|] try again [8\|]

VaguelyCurious -> RE: share your (misleading) wisdom here... (3/8/2010 11:17:46 AM)
Soy sauce gets stains out of everything. I think I saw that in a Julie Andrews movie. If she says it, it must be true.

lusciouslips19 -> RE: share your (misleading) wisdom here... (3/8/2010 11:20:52 AM)
A vibrating toothbrush doubles as a sex toy. Dont use the bristled side though...I mean, unless you want to.[8\|]

VaguelyCurious -> RE: share your (misleading) wisdom here... (3/8/2010 11:23:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 A vibrating toothbrush doubles as a sex toy. Dont use the bristled side though...I mean, unless you want to.[8\|] There is on my kitchen wall an advert taken from the back pages of Marie Claire for a toothbrush accessory attachment thingy compatible with the leading brand of electric toothbrush for this very purpose. No bristles involved.

kittinSol -> RE: share your (misleading) wisdom here... (3/8/2010 11:53:33 AM)
- Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view. - Avoid jet lag by simply taking an earlier flight, thus arriving fully refreshed and on time. - Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner. - Thicken up runny low-fat yoghurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard. - Anorexics. When your knees become fatter than your legs, start eating cakes again. - A next door neighbour's car aerial, carefully folded, makes an ideal coat hanger in an emergency.

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