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Jaxman88 -> Status color? (3/7/2010 5:54:04 PM)


First, I know this is NOT the place to post this, but I could nto find a link to whoever runs Collarme to pitch them an idea.


I have a question:

Is there any way that a "status switch" could be created so that people who are taken (i.e., Slaves and Subs who have a Dom) have their usernames sow up in something like Green?


That way those of us who are looking don't waste our time reading profiles of people who are taken?

I hate when I read a profile, write to somebody, and then they say,"Oh, I have a Dom or Master". I find this to be really annoying.

Also, could we get a section for ideas to improve CM? I love the site, but there are little ways I could see improvements being made (If not, it isn't a major deal - I am an INTJ, and my entire worldview revolves around solving problems.)


Thanks.




ModTwentyOne -> RE: Status color? (3/7/2010 7:19:05 PM)

Click the SUPPORT link on the collarme side which appears at the bottom of virtually every page. 





domiguy -> RE: Status color? (3/7/2010 7:52:31 PM)

What about a color coordinated system that could parallel one's I.Q. ,personality, desirability or physical attributes?

If your screen name shows up in the following colors or a combination thereof this is what it means. I haven't worked out all of the kinks but I think once everyone jumps on board that this will all fall nicely into place.


Color ...............................designated intelligence, personality or hotness quotient

1 Almond................................ Nigerian
2 Antique Brass........................Old and kind of cunty
3 Apricot..................................Wrinkled/ probably a smoker
4 Aquamarine...........................Likes breath play
5 Asparagus.............................Loves watersports/ drinks urine
6 Atomic Tangerine...................Incredibly overweight
7 Banana Mania........................Deep throating enthusiast
8 Beaver..................................Bi or love cunnilingus or you act like a twat
9 Bittersweet............................On psych meds
10 Black ....................................Overweight looking for black master
11 Blizzard Blue..........................Desperate guy hangs out in political forum hasn't been laid....Ever.
12 Blue......................................Desperate guy hangs out in political forum hasn't been laid in eight years
13 Blue Bell................................Desperate guy hangs out in political forum fantasizes about training a slave like one of Pavlov's dogs
14 Blue Gray..............................Desperate old guy hangs out in political forum, usually is a cuckold hates the sight of a naked vagina.
15 Blue Green.............................Desperate guy hangs out on Gor...Really creepy hasn't been laid since D&D was popular
16 Blue Violet.............................Desperate gal that can't even seem to get banged on the free for all that is CM.
17 Blush .....................................Fat girl who will not take off her clothes when the lights are on
18 Brick Red...............................Stocky native American
19 Brown....................................Scat monger
20 Burnt Orange..........................Gal from warm climate that wears too much make up
21 Burnt Sienna..........................Gal from warm climate who's parents were hippies
22 Cadet Blue .............................Guy who always loudly recounts his days in the service hasn't seen a pussy since that whore house in Da Nang
23 Canary...................................Woman who enjoys being caged by a furnace and will gladly pay with her life if pilot light goes out



This is just a few of the colors and their meanings. I think all of this will easily become second nature once my proposal has been adopted by the powers that be.




Termyn8or -> RE: Status color? (3/7/2010 8:19:32 PM)

Domig, you are nucking futs. We need to go out and party sometime. And BTW I hate you. You are a crass ass and hoplessly sarcastic. What brand of beer do you like ?

At any rate what the OP is saying is that maybe there should be a category or something, maybe the color of the name that indicates "Not Looking". The user should be able to set this up. Or there may be a workaround. This might work for a few people. There are TS, TV, intersexed and whatever on this site. While they may be looking, for obvious reasons they don't just hop in bed with anyone. So a totally neutral color might just work. Say green. If the name shows up in green there is a flag for people, either this person has an abnormality or for whatever reason, hooked up or not is not lookin right now. Or does green already mean something ? Who knows.

I don't think this all too hard to implement. Not the worst idea in the world and when the scammers come, we already know :-)

T




came4U -> RE: Status color? (3/7/2010 8:31:15 PM)

<<is a 2 and a 23 hybrid with a hue of 1.

Antique Brass Canary who eats Nigerians.




domiguy -> RE: Status color? (3/7/2010 9:04:26 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: came4U

<<is a 2 and a 23 hybrid with a hue of 1.

Antique Brass Canary who eats Nigerians.


This would almost make for a new post...It would be rather time consuming to list out all of the color codes.

Are you sure you don't possess a trace of #7? I also must confess a slight lack of interest when I peruse a profile and don't catch a faint hint of #8 rolling around my palate...sans the twat factor.




came4U -> RE: Status color? (3/7/2010 9:29:36 PM)

a 7 definately,

an 8, not a way in hell., (although the latter, yessum).




heartcream -> RE: Status color? (3/7/2010 9:47:55 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

What about a color coordinated system that could parallel one's I.Q. ,personality, desirability or physical attributes?

If your screen name shows up in the following colors or a combination thereof this is what it means. I haven't worked out all of the kinks but I think once everyone jumps on board that this will all fall nicely into place.


Color ...............................designated intelligence, personality or hotness quotient

1 Almond................................ Nigerian
2 Antique Brass........................Old and kind of cunty
3 Apricot..................................Wrinkled/ probably a smoker
4 Aquamarine...........................Likes breath play
5 Asparagus.............................Loves watersports/ drinks urine
6 Atomic Tangerine...................Incredibly overweight
7 Banana Mania........................Deep throating enthusiast
8 Beaver..................................Bi or love cunnilingus or you act like a twat, or Canadian chick who likes pancakes
9 Bittersweet............................On psych meds
10 Black ....................................Overweight looking for black master
11 Blizzard Blue..........................Desperate guy hangs out in political forum hasn't been laid....Ever.
12 Blue......................................Desperate guy hangs out in political forum hasn't been laid in eight years
13 Blue Bell................................Desperate guy hangs out in political forum fantasizes about training a slave like one of Pavlov's dogs
14 Blue Gray..............................Desperate old guy hangs out in political forum, usually is a cuckold hates the sight of a naked vagina.
15 Blue Green.............................Desperate guy hangs out on Gor...Really creepy hasn't been laid since D&D was popular
16 Blue Violet.............................Desperate gal that can't even seem to get banged on the free for all that is CM.
17 Blush .....................................Fat girl who will not take off her clothes when the lights are on
18 Brick Red...............................Stocky native American
19 Brown....................................Scat monger
20 Burnt Orange..........................Gal from warm climate that wears too much make up
21 Burnt Sienna..........................Gal from warm climate who's parents were hippies
22 Cadet Blue .............................Guy who always loudly recounts his days in the service hasn't seen a pussy since that whore house in Da Nang
23 Canary...................................Woman who enjoys being caged by a furnace and will gladly pay with her life if pilot light goes out
24 Cream............................Gal who loves Maple Syrup
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71 Maple Syrup...................Gal who likes waffles and the smell of bacon


This is just a few of the colors and their meanings. I think all of this will easily become second nature once my proposal has been adopted by the powers that be.


I am up there^^^




Aileen1968 -> RE: Status color? (3/7/2010 10:42:01 PM)

Ahhh fuck. I'm an aquamarine asparagus banana maniac.




Vendaval -> RE: Status color? (3/7/2010 11:18:40 PM)

You going to have your own hankie code now?[:D]




wandersalone -> RE: Status color? (3/8/2010 12:51:17 AM)

Damn I am not sure which I am Domi ........2, 16, 17 and 20 maybe

I  might make my own rainbow flag




Lashra -> RE: Status color? (3/8/2010 7:26:44 AM)

domiguy,

I think you have come up with a grand idea here. I'd like to give this suggestion for my fav color purple: 

Purple...Gal who likes to beat a man's ass with a crop while she has his wrists tied behind him while he is bent over a couch arm and dressed up like a french maid.

That would describe me pretty darned well.

~Lashra




sappatoti -> RE: Status color? (3/8/2010 12:31:02 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Jaxman88
Is there any way that a "status switch" could be created so that people who are taken (i.e., Slaves and Subs who have a Dom) have their usernames sow up in something like Green?


That way those of us who are looking don't waste our time reading profiles of people who are taken?

I hate when I read a profile, write to somebody, and then they say,"Oh, I have a Dom or Master". I find this to be really annoying.


This idea, in order for it to work, would only do so if people remember to set the flag, check box, or whatever the mechanism likely will be to "not available" or "not looking." Until such a color code is implemented, those same people could write in the first line of their profile "not available" or "not looking." It's a good idea but will only be as successful as those who regularly update their profiles to reflect such changes.




ShaharThorne -> RE: Status color? (3/8/2010 1:57:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lashra

domiguy,

I think you have come up with a grand idea here. I'd like to give this suggestion for my fav color purple: 

Purple...Gal who likes to beat a man's ass with a crop while she has his wrists tied behind him while he is bent over a couch arm and dressed up like a french maid.

That would describe me pretty darned well.

~Lashra



Dang it, Lashra, every time you describe that, I get to thinking of Hitler in a French maids' outfit about to get a giant pineapple shove up his arse by the Devil, a scene from "Little Nicky".




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