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domiguy -> CollarMe is developing new screen name technology (3/7/2010 11:04:45 PM)
We at Domiguy Industries have long been at the forefront of the cutting edge new screen name technology. For too long we Cm'ers have had to go through the painstaking and arduous task of reading through countless profiles to try and find a person worthy of plundering. That is why we have finally developed a color coordinated scale that will accurately depict what type of person you are by blending these colors into your screen name... Color ...............................designated intelligence, personality or hotness quotient 1 Almond................................ Nigerian 2 Antique Brass........................Old and kind of cunty 3 Apricot..................................Wrinkled/smoker 4 Aquamarine...........................breath play 5 Asparagus.............................Fluid bonded 6 Atomic Tangerine...................BBW 7 Banana Mania........................Deep throating enthusiast 8 Beaver..................................Bi or love cunnilingus 9 Bittersweet............................On psych meds or antidepressants 10 Black ....................................Overweight looking for black master 11 Blizzard Blue..........................Desperate guy hangs out in political forum hasn't been laid....Ever. 12 Blue......................................Desperate guy hangs out in political forum hasn't been laid in eight years 13 Blue Bell................................Desperate guy hangs out in political forum fantasizes about training a slave like one of Pavlov's dogs 14 Blue Gray..............................Desperate old guy hangs out in political forum, usually is a cuckold hates the sight of naked vagina. 15 Blue Green.............................Desperate guy hangs out on Gor...Really creepy hasn't been laid since D&D was popular 16 Blue Violet.............................Desperate gal that can't even seem to get banged on the free for all that is CM. 17 Blush .....................................Fat girl who will not take off her clothes when the lights are on 18 Brick Red...............................Stocky native American 19 Brown....................................Scat monger 20 Burnt Orange..........................Gal from warm climate that wears too much make up 21 Burnt Sienna..........................Gal from warm climate who's parents were hippies 22 Cadet Blue .............................Guy who always loudly recounts his days in the service hasn't seen a pussy since that whore house in Da Nang 23 Canary...................................Woman who enjoys being caged by a furnace and will gladly pay with her life if pilot light goes out 24 Caribbean Green.....................Island inhabitant with poor hygiene 25 Carnation Pink........................Lesbian Dom 26 Cerise....................................Black female sub 27 Cerulean.................................Dom Hell bent on world domination 28 Chestnut.................................Lactation fetish 29 Copper...................................Sub that likes a Dom in uniform 30 Cornflower...............................Sub that loves anal play 31 Cotton Candy...........................Dom that loves menstrual play 32 Dandelion...............................Gay male Dom 33 Denim....................................CM'er that lives in the country 34 Desert Sand............................Anal with no lubrication 35 Eggplant..................................Person that loves pregnancy play 36 Electric Lime............................electric play 37 Fern........................................Slave will do astold 38 Forest Green............................Liberal tool that actually believes in global warming 39 Fuchsia.....................................Black Domme 40 Fuzzy Wuzzy.............................into critters 41 Gold......................................... water sports/golden showers 42 Goldenrod................................Strap-on play 43 Granny Smith Apple...................Tart old bag 44 Gray.........................................Must have some gray in pubic hair 45 Green.......................................Easy fuck. Will meet anyone and probably put out. 46 Green Blue................................Liberal that will meet anyone and probably blow them 47 Green Yellow.............................Liberal Asian 48 Hot Magenta..............................Dom or sub that loves cum shots..face,breasts, ass etc. 49 Inchworm..................................Guy with small dick 50 Indigo.......................................Dildo play 51 Jazzberry Jam............................Fisting 52 Jungle Green.............................Outdoor bondage 53 Laser Lemon..............................Piss right into subbies mouth 54 Lavender...................................Use cologne/perfume in lieu of shower 55 Lemon Yellow.............................Prostrate Milking 56 Macaroni and Cheese...................Fetish of fisting a woman with yeast infection 57 Magenta....................................love whip or flogger marks 58 Magic Mint................................. .Love to suck cock for hours 59 Mahogany................................. Throwing poop 60 Maize........................................fruit or vegetable paly 61 Manatee...................................fetish of fucking a BBW in a swimming pool 62 Mango Tango............................Make your sub dance for you 63 Maroon.....................................Taking someone to a hotel and then leaving them there 64 Mauvelous.................................Someone who thinks they are better looking then they actually are. 65 Melon........................................tit torture 66 Midnight Blue.............................Domme into orgasm denial 67 Mountain Meadow...................... huge clit 68 Mulberry................................... Clit clamps 69 Navy Blue................................. Gay guy that fantasizes about banging military types 70 Neon Carrot..............................Domme strap on play 71 Olive Green...............................Anal beads 72 Orange..................................... Forced to peel away undergarments in public 73 Orange Red...............................Forced to peel away undergarments in public while on period 74 Orange Yellow........................... Forced to peel away undergarments in public and then forced to piss 75 Orchid.......................................Labia alteration or clamping 76 Outer Space...............................Gorean 77 Outrageous Orange.....................Forced to strip in public 78 Pacific Blue.................................Getting/giving head on ocean beach 79 Peach.........................................Nice disposition 80 Periwinkle...................................Forced male bisexual activity 81 Piggy Pink..................................Obese person into humiliation 82 Pine Green .................................Young Dom complaining about lack of subs 83 Pink Flamingo.............................Cross dressing 84 Pink Sherbert..............................Gay sub 85 Plum..........................................Butt plug 86 Purple Heart.............................. .Have physical scars from previous bdsm encounters 87 Purple Mountain's Majesty............Nipple clamps 88 Purple Pizzazz.............................Like to beat Italians 89 Radical Red.................................Uber liberal that loves menstruation play 90 Raw Sienna.................................Chick that hates condoms 91 Raw Umber.................................Anal bare back 92 Razzle Dazzle Rose......................Feminine fancy gay male sub 93 Razzmatazz.................................Blind fold your sub than have your friends sneak out and bang away 94 Red............................................Safe words not allowed 95 Red Violet...................................Lesbian blood play 96 Rip it brown.................................Anal fisting 97 Robin Egg Blue.............................Getting head from two or more subs simultaneously 98 Royal Purple................................extreme flogging 99 Salmon.......................................Woman with smelly vagina. 100 Scarlet.........................................Blood play 101 Screamin' Green..........................Fucking a lib wearing a George W or Reagan mask 102 Sea Green ...................................Making a conservative suck liberal cock or pussy 103 Sepia...........................................Person that looks much older in person then they do in their photo 104 Shadow........................................Doormat/sub that helplessly follows Dom around 105 Shamrock.....................................Telling prospective Cm'er you are a great fuck when in fact you are really lame. 106 Shocking Pink.............................. Ice cold dildo-ice/pussy play 107 Silver...........................................Looking to fuck someone much older 108 Sky Blue.......................................Deep throating while outside 109 Spring Green.................................Making a sub do jumping Jacks naked while outside 110 Sunglow........................................Dom only looking for love and non-casualplay 111 Sunset Orange...............................Old retired Dom looking for really ridiculously young girl to strip andfuck 112 Tan...............................................Spanking 113 Teal Blue.......................................Getting a blow job while duck hunting 114 Thistle...........................................Whip 115 Tickle Me Pink................................flogger/impact play 116 Timberwolf.....................................Young male Gorean tool 117 Tropical Rain Forest.........................Making your sub squirt while in a Rain Forest Cafe 118 Tumbleweed...................................Old dried up sub 119 Turquoise Blue................................Old lady that loves to give head 120 Unmellow Yellow .............................Bad tasting pee 121 Violet (Purple)................................Pump play 122 Violet Blue .....................................CBT 123 Violet Red.......................................Lesbian menstrual play 124 Vivid Tangerine...............................Drink asparagus before water sports 125 Vivid Violet......................................Violet wand 126 White............................................. Vanilla 127 Wild Blue Yonder.................;............Live on a boat guided or manned by subs 128 Wild Strawberry ..............................Hickey on tit 129 Wild Watermelon..............................Extreme ass play 130 Yellow fever....................................'Nuff said I think all of this will easily become second nature once my proposal has been adopted by the powers that be. So what combination are you?

KMsAngel -> RE: CollarMe is developing new screen name technology (3/7/2010 11:11:39 PM)
i'm a rainbow. also, please define old [:D]

came4U -> RE: CollarMe is developing new screen name technology (3/7/2010 11:13:49 PM)
You look Mauvelous, simply Mauvelous. <<118

Aileen1968 -> RE: CollarMe is developing new screen name technology (3/7/2010 11:15:55 PM)
Ha.... I'm aquamarine, asparagus, banana mania, cornflower,desert sand, gold, jazzberry jam, jungle green, laser lemon, magenta, magic mint, melon, pacific blue, peach, raw sienna, raw umber, red, royal purple, scarlet, sky blue, tan, thistle, tickle me pink, wild strawberry, wild watermelon

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: CollarMe is developing new screen name technology (3/7/2010 11:16:56 PM)
I cannot tell you how much I needed this after that damned cancer thread. I love ya PS...what is the definition of old?

KMsAngel -> RE: CollarMe is developing new screen name technology (3/7/2010 11:18:54 PM)
ah, hey, i don't even have a pic up anymore, how do you know? oh wait, were you even replying to me? do i need to become paranoid? wait, there's not a colour for paranoid!!!! i'm going to have to go in.... no... bla.... no.... GAH! i'm going invisible!!!!!!!!!

came4U -> RE: CollarMe is developing new screen name technology (3/7/2010 11:27:39 PM)
quote: ah, hey, i don't even have a pic up anymore, how do you know? nope, sorry, I was replying and assumed I was first here, but left to make a sammich before I hit send LOL. Colour for paranoid...hmmmm, kaleidoscope?? or is that skitzoid?kaleidoscope does though, mean 'beautiful shape'.

KMsAngel -> RE: CollarMe is developing new screen name technology (3/7/2010 11:34:02 PM)
well skittles are beautifully colourful, and skittles is obviously the root word for skitzoid... so i'll go for that one!

domiguy -> RE: CollarMe is developing new screen name technology (3/7/2010 11:43:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 Ha.... I'm aquamarine, asparagus, banana mania, cornflower,desert sand, gold, jazzberry jam, jungle green, laser lemon, magenta, magic mint, melon, pacific blue, peach, raw sienna, raw umber, red, royal purple, scarlet, sky blue, tan, thistle, tickle me pink, wild strawberry, wild watermelon I always knew you were laser lemon with a hint of desert sand....Wow...Dig that you enjoy a little twist of wild watermelon along with your banana mania. Got to admit that I think it is time for Shorebound to incorporate a little #8 with a touch of 56.

domiguy -> RE: CollarMe is developing new screen name technology (3/7/2010 11:52:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck I cannot tell you how much I needed this after that damned cancer thread. I love ya PS...what is the definition of old? You have a hint of mountain meadow combined with a slight bite of antique brass. I don't ever want to hear about your fuzzy wuzzy crud...sick fuck.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: CollarMe is developing new screen name technology (3/8/2010 12:06:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck I cannot tell you how much I needed this after that damned cancer thread. I love ya PS...what is the definition of old? You have a hint of mountain meadow combined with a slight bite of antique brass. I don't ever want to hear about your fuzzy wuzzy crud...sick fuck. Sadly there was nothing listed that would speak of my love of playing with my Nail Gun. I am so disappointed. Pfft....you know you were charmed by my fuzzy wuzzy story. Other wise I'm a.... 27, 41,42,51,53,55,57,66,70, 79,80, 93, 96, 122 and 124. Just from a quick perusal. Sighs to think I'm getting even older next week I disagree with the Antique Brass.

domiguy -> RE: CollarMe is developing new screen name technology (3/8/2010 12:07:59 AM)
How are we going to cram all of these colors into your profile?....Are you sure you couldn't just settle on antique brass?

myotherself -> RE: CollarMe is developing new screen name technology (3/8/2010 12:13:24 AM)
doesn't apply - I'm a rabbit, FFS!!!

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: CollarMe is developing new screen name technology (3/8/2010 12:18:08 AM)
Damn, couldn't we just go by numbers? Perhaps little colored dots on the profiles? Or the periods could be color coded within the written profile?? Since there is the ability to change the font color one could simply write in different color...but...but...what about the color blind? The whole color concept could go right out the window for them. Wouldn't that be rather discriminatory? Poor color blind guys. Go with the numbers dude. The whole color thing has been done before. WTF are you doing up so late?

BiYourLeav -> RE: CollarMe is developing new screen name technology (3/8/2010 11:39:10 AM)
Red and yellow and green and brown and Scarlet and black and ochre and peach And ruby and olive and violet and fawn And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve And cream and crimson and silver and rose And azure and lemon and russet and grey And purple and white and pink and orange And blue! Is tie dye an option?

mnottertail -> RE: CollarMe is developing new screen name technology (3/8/2010 11:42:24 AM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbw3ySTepoI

DarlingSavage -> RE: CollarMe is developing new screen name technology (3/8/2010 11:50:26 AM)
What's ruby? I like ruby. There aren't enough red shades up there and too many variations of pink. I like red! Also, more jewel colors, please.

chicagosub4u -> RE: CollarMe is developing new screen name technology (3/8/2010 12:06:09 PM)
So next time some silly Dom emails and demands i fall to my kness and provide service I will say, "excuse me but there must be some conusion i am a Banana Mania, Copper, Fern, Hot Magenta, Indigo, Magic Mint, Mountain Meadow, Pacific Blue, Peach, Sea Green, Sky Blue, Tan, Thistle, Tickle Me Pink, Vivid Violet (interesting but not tried it ;) and not interested in Blizzard Blue, Blue, Blue Bell, Blue Gray, Blue Green but you might like 'Nancy' because she is a Blue Violet, Green, Atomic Tangerine Beaver. Or if you have the stones you may be interested in a lovely woman named 'Jim' who is a Fuzzy Wuzzy, Goldenrod, Midnight Blue, Peach, Plum type". Needless to say, you and your hop bonded partner Jefff (with fours F's) are, at a minimum, Cerulean. Good stuff for a slow Monday!!

Blackburn -> RE: CollarMe is developing new screen name technology (3/8/2010 1:13:13 PM)
I had simple requirements. Almond. That's all I asked for. I thought my search would be easy. Figured they would be Green, but now I realize we need a color for "blowjobs on your wallet".

heartcream -> RE: CollarMe is developing new screen name technology (3/8/2010 3:25:00 PM)
Maple Syrup

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