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Are You A Fart Connoisseur

I abstain from such a thing and hold my farts in

8% (1)

Mine are so putrid I have to leave the room

0% (0)

My farts are repugnant, yet strangely tantalizing

16% (2)

I have a love hate relationship with them

25% (3)

I waft the vapors to my face to maximize the experience

0% (0)

I run to the car to lock myself in before farting

0% (0)

When people say "You've got your head up your ass", I say "I wish"

0% (0)

As long as I don't shit myself they're GRREEAAATTTT

50% (6)

Total Votes : 12

(last vote on : 3/9/2010 8:04:00 AM)
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Are You A Fart Connoisseur - 3/8/2010 12:16:01 PM

VirginPotty

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Farts often lead to frowns for all but the actual fart instigator. From that innocent, barely audible puttering fart done in church, to that death cloud apocalypse fart that has whole floors of office towers evacuated; do you dig your own flavor?

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RE: Are You A Fart Connoisseur - 3/8/2010 1:06:07 PM

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...they make toilets for a reason.

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RE: Are You A Fart Connoisseur - 3/8/2010 1:31:32 PM

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

Farts often lead to frowns for all but the actual fart instigator. From that innocent, barely audible puttering fart done in church, to that death cloud apocalypse fart that has whole floors of office towers evacuated; do you dig your own flavor?

Damnit Potty...you been snorting the TidyBowl again?

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RE: Are You A Fart Connoisseur - 3/8/2010 2:23:40 PM

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No one wants be to around me when I do fart...it means an IBS attack is about to come up. I take over the bathroon for at least 15 minutes and we have to burn feathers afterwards.

Nothing compares to my brother through...we learned to stay away from him when he rips a gassy, teary one...

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RE: Are You A Fart Connoisseur - 3/8/2010 2:47:15 PM

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that death cloud apocalypse fart

Now I get it. I never understood why little boys enjoyed shooting off their "laughing gas" so much. I am clueless about why I'm laughing so hard for so long, but it my own way I finally get it.

Mom had a problem with coffee, as we figured out later, that would make her fumigate the house and where she worked.

I don't know why I suggested a Tic Tac up her arse might help, but it did. Not that I'm suggesting it to others, but...it was indeed "a clean, fresh explosion of mint."