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Tooooo fast! - 3/8/2010 12:33:12 PM

VirginPotty

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Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

A. Slow down and use some lubricant.

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RE: Tooooo fast! - 3/8/2010 1:47:57 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

A. Slow down and use some lubricant.

Pfffttttttt....

You scream "TAKE THAT YOU LITTLE PAIN SLUT!"

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RE: Tooooo fast! - 3/8/2010 2:16:06 PM

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That's why I don't use condoms. I hate the smell of burning rubber.

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RE: Tooooo fast! - 3/8/2010 2:17:34 PM

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Why would I slow down? My time is valuable!

I need to get to sleep!

This one makes no sense

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RE: Tooooo fast! - 3/9/2010 5:52:30 AM

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