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domiguy -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 10:06:30 AM)
It's my fishing rod....and a few extra beers. I am carrying your yung un...We shall go to the clinic together..."up the duff"...Now that is the kitten I truly love.

Jeffff -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 10:07:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy Chicks love a guy holding a fish.... That guy looks like he's a little bit up the duff, by four months or so. I'm not raising another bitch's sprog, no sirreeee. You don't know shit about fishimg.... butt out, this is MEN talking

kittinSol -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 10:07:17 AM)
You can see the arsenic and atrazine floating. Turn-off!!!

Jeffff -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 10:14:55 AM)
I have smallmouth envy... it is unbecomming

domiguy -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 10:15:31 AM)
perch on this.

LaTigresse -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 10:16:41 AM)
Look at that lovely blue water!

Jeffff -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 10:17:34 AM)
Thats the lake..... the river?... not so lovely...:)

domiguy -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 10:17:42 AM)
I swear you could see a hint of the Domidong trying to work it's way out of those sweats...

heartcream -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 10:19:15 AM)
May I have the dollah bill?

Jeffff -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 10:19:54 AM)
That's a lovely peach.... Did you eat it?

kittinSol -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 10:21:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy perch on this. At least you're not koi about it.

domiguy -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 10:22:13 AM)
right down the gullet. Perchies are so good. Chicks dig a guy that can provide for them.

kittinSol -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 10:23:00 AM)
Yeah, but mind those maggots. Turn-off!!!

domiguy -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 10:23:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy perch on this. At least you're not koi about it. You are no fisherchick...koi. Nothing but chinky carp. I hate you.

heartcream -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 10:24:49 AM)
Shut your pike hole.

domiguy -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 10:26:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: heartcream May I have the dollah bill? You can have the dollah...The bonus is that you can keep it in your britches and not have to worry about it smelling any more funky.

heartcream -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 10:39:05 AM)
Ew gross money is so dirty I wouldnt put it down my panties, uh nope.

domiguy -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 10:43:04 AM)
You think that wieners are pristine? Mine has chunks of my last conquest still stuck to it.

mnottertail -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 10:45:25 AM)
mine has a big dent on one side from banging it off in the urinals to dry it. Just sayin' Ron

Lashra -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 10:46:13 AM)
quote: or "no drama". In my experience they then become such. Yes! whenever I see this posted in someones profile (no matter what web page or profile) you better believe that person is a drama magnet. Turn off's for me are telling me their long winded fantasy/fetish, talking in text speak. The worst is people who blow their nose at the dining table (or any place really where people are eating) it is just GROSS [:'(] ~Lashra

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