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HELP!!! Weal sub Panic! - 3/9/2010 10:54:35 AM   
FukinTroll


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Status: offline 		I have based my trollish career here on the chaos theory. Working within the confines of the chaos theory, and working towards my doctoral thesis proof, I have discovered that in, all my magnanimous trollishness, have found the key to discerning a fake sub/slave.

Through a complex theory, involving math so outlandish and bizarre it would take a hundred monkeys with one hundred sharpies one hundred years to replicate the cipher, I had a eureka moment! All the /s's are fake.

A whole has been punched in the fabric of my research. A great and terrible rift... like a quantum singularity threatening my sanity, my existence... in fact the very world as we know it. Much like Steven Hawking nemesis John Preskill, I have invariably stumbled across my nemesis that has shaken... like Hawking... thirty years of staunch belief supported by facts, data, and research... is being crushed by an evil, malicious subby.

My question, to you my peers, friends, slurpalicious little sluts... Is what should I do with the reality of meeting a real /s?


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RE: HELP!!! Weal sub Panic! - 3/9/2010 11:00:15 AM   
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RE: HELP!!! Weal sub Panic! - 3/9/2010 11:07:42 AM   
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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

You should e-mail me back so that I know I copied your e-mail address right.


Okay... that's not cool... the dark mater herself should never enter into the delicate balance of my little universe and wreak more havoc!

Did you miss the "help" part in the header? Yew evil lil git!


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RE: HELP!!! Weal sub Panic! - 3/9/2010 11:14:39 AM   
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RE: HELP!!! Weal sub Panic! - 3/9/2010 11:17:48 AM   
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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

Awww... is little ol' me threatenin' the big bad Troll?


Oh why don't you just revel in the power since you are safely five thousand miles away.

*grumble, grumble, bitch, grumble, moan*


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RE: HELP!!! Weal sub Panic! - 3/9/2010 11:21:16 AM   
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RE: HELP!!! Weal sub Panic! - 3/9/2010 11:22:06 AM   
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ORIGINAL: fluffypet61

Only Master Richard of NJ has the special 3D glasses to see me as a weal sub.  Everyone else sees a fake sub.


Yep, in my thesis you are double classified under F.


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RE: HELP!!! Weal sub Panic! - 3/9/2010 11:25:08 AM   
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RE: HELP!!! Weal sub Panic! - 3/9/2010 11:27:33 AM   
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ORIGINAL: fluffypet61

Is that good?


Um...er... uh... sure.


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RE: HELP!!! Weal sub Panic! - 3/9/2010 11:31:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		Of course I have to enjoy it! As a weal sub, this "power" thing is mostly unknown to me.

*ponders if she will make Troll's head explode if they actually meet*

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RE: HELP!!! Weal sub Panic! - 3/9/2010 11:33:39 AM   
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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

Of course I have to enjoy it! As a weal sub, this "power" thing is mostly unknown to me.

*ponders if she will make Troll's head explode if they actually meet*


*is counting on it*

Enjoy it now you lil git...

Wait... are we on the same page with the head explosion thing?

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RE: HELP!!! Weal sub Panic! - 3/9/2010 11:36:40 AM   
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Status: offline 		You know... I hadn't thought of it that way... LOL

Just make sure your carpet is nice and comfy. As a weal sub, that's where I'll be spending most of time right? That is when I'm not going "BEACH! MUST MAKE SANDCASTLES!".

I mean... I'm a grown-up really...

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RE: HELP!!! Weal sub Panic! - 3/9/2010 11:41:37 AM   
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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

You know... I hadn't thought of it that way... LOL

Just make sure your carpet is nice and comfy. As a weal sub, that's where I'll be spending most of time right? That is when I'm not going "BEACH! MUST MAKE SANDCASTLES!".

I mean... I'm a grown-up really...


Carpet? Your days of plush living are over little girl. On the other hand the calluses on your knees will bear striking resemblance to the ones on your ears.

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RE: HELP!!! Weal sub Panic! - 3/9/2010 12:48:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		well she's already green, so that's half the battle won, right?

other than that, keep in mind your chosen colour of dark blue and remember how domly it is. blue trumps green. blue can also inflict redness. other than that, i got nuffin'.

*solemn nodding*

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RE: HELP!!! Weal sub Panic! - 3/9/2010 12:53:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		But if I have ear calluses, will they interfer with my ability to hear the domly commands?

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RE: HELP!!! Weal sub Panic! - 3/9/2010 1:02:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		aqua! are you suggesting you're not really a twue subbly????? you should be able to divine troll's wishes and commands by the way he looks at you with his mesmerising.... eyes... yes, um.. eyes.

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RE: HELP!!! Weal sub Panic! - 3/9/2010 1:20:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		Just to set the record straight Troll....as long as I get the periodic stroll slurp, I am a happy bear! And as a weal subbie, I do know what  "down on your knees boy" means.


< Message edited by Wolf2Bear -- 3/9/2010 1:22:45 PM >

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RE: HELP!!! Weal sub Panic! - 3/9/2010 1:24:02 PM   
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RE: HELP!!! Weal sub Panic! - 3/9/2010 1:31:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

well she's already green, so that's half the battle won, right?

other than that, keep in mind your chosen colour of dark blue and remember how domly it is. blue trumps green. blue can also inflict redness. other than that, i got nuffin'.

*solemn nodding*


Do you think, and I am just throwing it out there, that with enough Troll miles on her she would fade to a pleasing shade of yellow?

SLURPO!


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RE: HELP!!! Weal sub Panic! - 3/9/2010 1:32:09 PM   
KMsAngel


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Status: offline 		maybe i'm not a true subbie. i thought they (domly ones) like it when you looked at them with mascara/tear streaked eyes as they laughed at you in between invectives and groans



have i been doing it all wrong? wait. i haven't been doing it at all!!!

aqua, perhaps you ARE the Twue Sub of all subs


i have to go to my non-sub corner now and reflect



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