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What is the weirdest thing.........???? - 3/9/2010 11:19:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		The weirdest thing you have found on the ground, after the snow has melted?

Spring has sprung!! For those of you that, like me, live where there can be copious amounts of snow on the ground, for long periods of time.......you know that spring and the corresponding snow melt.....can reveal a few interesting surprises.

So, what is the strangest thing you have found, on the ground, after the snow has melted?


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RE: What is the weirdest thing.........???? - 3/9/2010 11:23:00 AM   
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It wasn't mine, I swear, I only did bondage stuff with the Ken dolls.


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RE: What is the weirdest thing.........???? - 3/9/2010 11:23:52 AM   
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RE: What is the weirdest thing.........???? - 3/9/2010 11:23:58 AM   
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A bottle with a naked with a rope bound Barbie doll stuffed into it when I was younger.

It wasn't mine, I swear, I only did bondage stuff with the Ken dolls.



Buhahhahahahhaha!!!! Yeah right!


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RE: What is the weirdest thing.........???? - 3/9/2010 11:25:28 AM   
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There's always the Dog DO and the condums.  Although they should be together, is a mystery to me.  Layers and layers of Dog DO....


I think dog poo and condoms are a pre-requisite along with underwear and shoes.


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RE: What is the weirdest thing.........???? - 3/9/2010 11:26:44 AM   
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RE: What is the weirdest thing.........???? - 3/9/2010 11:31:00 AM   
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I forgot to say what the weirdest thing I found was.......

A dead pig fetus in a clear plastic bag. It was up on the curb, down on the corner. Almost on the lawn of the eeeeeeebbbbbbbbiiiiilllllllllll rich, old lady. Had to walk past it on the way to and from school. It became the fascination of the neighbourhood until my dad got rid of it.


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RE: What is the weirdest thing.........???? - 3/9/2010 11:33:35 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

A bottle with a naked with a rope bound Barbie doll stuffed into it when I was younger.

It wasn't mine, I swear, I only did bondage stuff with the Ken dolls.



Buhahhahahahhaha!!!! Yeah right!



Which don't you believe that I found the tied up Barbie? Or that I only did the bondage stuff on Ken?

*looks around for my slurp....gives Troll the evil eye.


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RE: What is the weirdest thing.........???? - 3/9/2010 11:36:01 AM   
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Which don't you believe that I found the tied up Barbie? Or that I only did the bondage stuff on Ken?

*looks around for my slurp....gives Troll the evil eye.



Yes.

SLURP SLURP SLURP!


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RE: What is the weirdest thing.........???? - 3/9/2010 7:09:30 PM   
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RE: What is the weirdest thing.........???? - 3/9/2010 7:12:09 PM   
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This year I found a huge christmas bow. I had meant to put it on my mail box and left it on the hood of my car. It flew off onto my driveway as it was snowing. That was back in December. I just now found it.

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RE: What is the weirdest thing.........???? - 3/9/2010 8:36:54 PM   
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RE: What is the weirdest thing.........???? - 3/9/2010 8:44:29 PM   
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RE: What is the weirdest thing.........???? - 3/10/2010 4:02:16 AM   
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RE: What is the weirdest thing.........???? - 3/10/2010 7:37:53 AM   
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RE: What is the weirdest thing.........???? - 3/10/2010 11:46:26 AM   
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So, what is the strangest thing you have found, on the ground, after the snow has melted?



Hiking one day about ten years ago, i found a little brass bell and an owl made of sheet metal, on the edge of the woods. What was odd was that no one lived in the area.

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RE: What is the weirdest thing.........???? - 3/10/2010 11:48:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		Oh I had almost forgotten this thread!! Today I found a little pink doggy bootie.

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RE: What is the weirdest thing.........???? - 3/10/2010 11:52:52 AM   
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A dead pig fetus in a clear plastic bag. It was up on the curb, down on the corner. Almost on the lawn of the eeeeeeebbbbbbbbiiiiilllllllllll rich, old lady. Had to walk past it on the way to and from school. It became the fascination of the neighbourhood until my dad got rid of it.



That sounds like something out of a David Lynch movie, Tigresse, it really does. Was she an active member of the local BDSM community, perchance ?

I've never found anything interesting in the snow, except for a shovel that got snowed over last year. But I haven't been here very long, so my experience is limited; plus I live somewhere that's very staid, and very, very boring lol.

On the other hand, there are two chipmunks on my doorstep that my cat Cyrus kindly delivered to me in the past couple of hours .

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RE: What is the weirdest thing.........???? - 3/10/2010 12:13:10 PM   
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I knew I lost it when I spent 3 hours digging my car out of the parking lot and then answered the phone when I knew it was my boss calling to "request" that I come in anyway.

Sure enough, there it was, on the asphalt, tire tracks embedded in it. I'm putting it back slowly, to give it time to adjust to its old surroundings.

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RE: What is the weirdest thing.........???? - 3/10/2010 12:17:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		A dead squirrel on my aunt's lawn.  It wasn't curled up or sprawled out or anything, but like it died while walking and froze.

Us kids felt so sorry for it and were unreasonable, and begged her to put it in the house so it could warm up and go home.  Too many cartoons, lol, and we were around 11 years old.  Anyway, it went into the basement and hours later when we checked on it...

This cloud hovered over it in like a 3 inch layer.  Wha???

Fleas

I don't remember what happened afterward, she probably tossed it the outdoor dumpster and had to flea bomb the basement.

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