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Vendaval -> Bathtub caulk butt jobs land N.J. women in hospital" (3/10/2010 3:25:24 PM)

From Jay Leno's monologue last night. I really don't know what to say about this news report, other than don't try this technique at home!


Bathtub caulk butt jobs land N.J. women in hospital
TUESDAY, 09 MARCH 2010 14:12


"Six New Jersey women from Essex County have been hospitalized after a mishap involving buttocks augmentation injections since mid February.

The injections contained the same silicone that is used to caulk bathtubs. Apparently, the women were treated by unlicensed providers.

It is unclear whether or not these cases are related, and no arrests have been made.

The injections that the women received appear to be "a diluted version of nonmedical-grade silicone," according to the Associated Press.

The six women underwent surgery and were treated with antibiotics."


http://www.newjerseynewsroom.com/healthquest/bathtub-caulk-butt-jobs-land-nj-wom




MichiganHeadmast -> RE: Bathtub caulk butt jobs land N.J. women in hospital" (3/10/2010 4:20:52 PM)

"No, I said I want a COCK up my butt!"




thornhappy -> RE: Bathtub caulk butt jobs land N.J. women in hospital" (3/10/2010 5:28:01 PM)

Holy shit!  That stuff cures with acetic acid!




flcouple2009 -> RE: Bathtub caulk butt jobs land N.J. women in hospital" (3/10/2010 5:50:48 PM)

How stupid do you have to be, to let some inject caulk in your butt.




servantforuse -> RE: Bathtub caulk butt jobs land N.J. women in hospital" (3/10/2010 6:13:00 PM)

Iv'e heard about caulking cracks before this story..




Lucylastic -> RE: Bathtub caulk butt jobs land N.J. women in hospital" (3/10/2010 7:13:27 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MichiganHeadmast

"No, I said I want a COCK up my butt!"


SNORTSSSSSSS Ok thats funny right there

I like to caulk up the "providers" butts tho...what a bunch of wankers




intenze -> RE: Bathtub caulk butt jobs land N.J. women in hospital" (3/10/2010 7:47:49 PM)

pay peanuts, get monkeys.




Termyn8or -> RE: Bathtub caulk butt jobs land N.J. women in hospital" (3/10/2010 9:30:44 PM)

Geez people, can't you just sit back and enjoy the stupidity of this whole thing ?

T




AnimusRex -> RE: Bathtub caulk butt jobs land N.J. women in hospital" (3/10/2010 9:40:04 PM)

I think it was for a reality show- "Nip/Tuck" meets "This Old House"




DarlingSavage -> RE: Bathtub caulk butt jobs land N.J. women in hospital" (3/10/2010 9:52:01 PM)

Plastic surgery, it's not a DIY job.

ETA: Course, I like what Animus said best.




Vendaval -> RE: Bathtub caulk butt jobs land N.J. women in hospital" (3/10/2010 11:16:31 PM)

How about, "we will caulk no crack, before it's time"?[8D]




blacksword404 -> RE: Bathtub caulk butt jobs land N.J. women in hospital" (3/10/2010 11:22:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

How about, "we will caulk no crack, before it's time"?[8D]


"We caulk no crack before it's time"
Brilliant. Catchy. We need a jingle. What are we selling? Ass or caulk?




ShaharThorne -> RE: Bathtub caulk butt jobs land N.J. women in hospital" (3/11/2010 6:47:06 AM)

V, I cannot access the report because I am not a member of the newspaper.

Now, that is a crack that needed some clauking...




Vendaval -> RE: Bathtub caulk butt jobs land N.J. women in hospital" (3/11/2010 11:07:31 PM)

Why not sell both ass crack and caulk? Plumbers Local 6969
[sm=ass.gif]




CallaFirestormBW -> RE: Bathtub caulk butt jobs land N.J. women in hospital" (3/12/2010 1:21:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: flcouple2009

How stupid do you have to be, to let some inject caulk in your butt.


The thing is, the article says nothing about whether the doctor(s) in question lied about what kind of implant they'd be using, fully explained the procedure, or about anything else. Once you're under, what the doctors do to you is completely out of your control. We don't know, at this point, whether it was stupidity or deceit on the part of the practitioners.

How many people know how to check a doctor's medical license before they undergo treatment or a procedure? How many people know what to look for, and what questions to ask? How many people know what the implant for this procedure is supposed to look like, or, for those getting injected silicone, what that silicone looks like, how it is transported, and the tools used to inject it? How many people ask to -see- the tools and materials that will be used during their procedure? And even if they do, what guarantee do you have, once you're under anesthesia, that the things you were shown are going to be what is actually -used- (and that it has been properly prepared, sterilized, etc.)?

I've worked in hospitals since I was 15 years old, and you would be appalled at the things that go on behind those nice, heavy metal doors, in those nice, sterile operating rooms.

I am a -very- intelligent person. I -do- know how to check a medical license, and have to do it daily for work, but even so, I've encountered situations where doctors were in the middle of being censured, but because the censure wasn't resolved yet, it didn't show up on the check on their licenses, or their licenses had not yet been revoked and they were still practicing!!! I've also had doctors tell me they were going to do one thing (a VBG) and had them do something else entirely (a VBG, gall-bladder excision, and liver segmentation/excision) -- this happened with a well-respected, licensed surgeon, in a military teaching hospital, so that a new surgeon-in-training could get some 'hands-on' practice!!! The surgeon told me about it 3 days after I regained consciousness, because I asked about the strange scars on my stomach, and requested a post-operative CAT scan for the pain in my right rib-cage region that I was concerned wasn't related to my VBG (I had already been working for 2 years as a surgical trauma tech -- so I sort of knew where referred pain showed up for different injuries, and what warning signs to look for for complications -- I thought I was having a severe reaction to the VBG!).

I know someone else (as in, I lived in the same household with her when this was going on) who went in to get a total hysterectomy/cervicotomy/oophrectomy to resolve rampant endometriosis, only to have the doctor leave not ONLY her cervix, but a 40mm diameter portion of the lower segment of her uterus intact -- 6 years after her "hysterectomy", she still has periods. And because she discussed it with her doctor, and he assured her that it was "normal" for her to continued to have monthly flows for a while, she didn't think to seek out another doctor for her continued problems. It wasn't until I went in for -my- total (with a different doctor) and she saw how different our courses of recovery and post-operative symptoms were that she finally went to MY doctor... only to be told that they can't do a second surgery to correct the mistakes of the -first- surgery, because there are too many adhesions to remove the remaining segment of the uterus now.

Without knowing the full story, there is no way to tell how "stupid" these women were, or how much of their own complicity brought them to their hospitalization.

Calla




LafayetteLady -> RE: Bathtub caulk butt jobs land N.J. women in hospital" (3/12/2010 7:53:41 PM)

I was not able to access the article, but from the OP's "snippet" it said that the "doctors" were unlicensed. I'm assuming that they probably went to one of those "clinic" types of places that are seen being advertised all the time.

I doubt the women were actually stupid. However, it is a sad commentary on our society that these women wanted to have their butts enhanced to begin with. They probably saw an advertisement somewhere and the price was right, so they went and had it done. The "stupidity" is more a matter of poor body image that they would have the procedure done in the first place.

I'm sorry that your friend had such a horrible experience. I've had many surgeries in recent years, although all were done in reputable hospitals (which from your post I see doesn't necessarily matter). Thankfully, there were no problems or complications and everything has gone as planned. One thing I do know though is that if someone is taking out my uterus, I shouldn't be having a monthly period.




Silentrunner26 -> RE: Bathtub caulk butt jobs land N.J. women in hospital" (3/17/2010 9:52:31 PM)

When your Dr. has a PHD and a masters in carpentry you have to start asking yourself questions before you ask him .




TheHeretic -> RE: Bathtub caulk butt jobs land N.J. women in hospital" (3/17/2010 10:23:10 PM)

 
I can't believe nobody has linked this in yet


Boycott fake bits!!!




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