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Brain -> Uganda Pastor Heterosexuals Do Not Eat Poop (3/11/2010 2:20:26 PM)

I think he should just focus on being a good pastor instead of saying stupid and controversial things.
 
Uganda Pastor: "Heterosexuals Do Not Eat Poop"
 
ABC's Nightline correspondent Dan Harris traveled to Uganda for a segment on antigay attitudes and legislation in the country. He asked pastor Martin Ssempa, a virulently antigay voice, why he screens graphic gay pornography to promote his agenda among his congregation.

“Does all this fit in your mind with the spirit of Christianity, which is to help the oppressed?” asked Harris.

“Very much,” said Ssempa. “Very, very much. We need to know what are they doing in their bedroom. You cannot make comments out of ignorance. The problem is the absence of shock. You know, you look at something done. You’re not shocked.”

Harris pressed, “You can play porn between men and women and shock people too, but it’s not done very frequently.”

“Sure,” said Ssempa. “Anal activity. Anything having to do with eating of poop. Heterosexuals do not eat poop. The same way, if you have sex with a dog, sex with a cow, that’s evil.”
 
http://www.advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2010/03/11/Ssempa_Heterosexuals_Do_Not_Eat_Poop/




Moonhead -> RE: Uganda Pastor Heterosexuals Do Not Eat Poop (3/11/2010 2:25:27 PM)

Can we have the rightwing cases over there on the right, and the leftwing nutcases over there on the left, please?




LadyEllen -> RE: Uganda Pastor Heterosexuals Do Not Eat Poop (3/11/2010 2:34:26 PM)

Hilarious in a country where AIDS was rife amongst women because the guys liked it both ways.

Or does he mean that Ugandan women dont suck cock? Ron, better cancel that trial order and stick with the Nigerian slaves.

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mnottertail -> RE: Uganda Pastor Heterosexuals Do Not Eat Poop (3/11/2010 2:48:25 PM)

I know some lesbians who don't eat poop, so maybe that's the exception that proves the rule, eh?




Jeffff -> RE: Uganda Pastor Heterosexuals Do Not Eat Poop (3/11/2010 2:49:41 PM)

I have been trying to convince June that it is just a really big clit. No dice.


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LadyEllen -> RE: Uganda Pastor Heterosexuals Do Not Eat Poop (3/11/2010 3:14:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I know some lesbians who don't eat poop, so maybe that's the exception that proves the rule, eh?


nah, youre just hanging out with the wrong lesbians; I know of quite a few with bad breath, which makes it easier to avoid them - QED

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windchymes -> RE: Uganda Pastor Heterosexuals Do Not Eat Poop (3/11/2010 3:16:04 PM)

I bet the good pastor had his face buried in someone's ass before midnight.....




LadyEllen -> RE: Uganda Pastor Heterosexuals Do Not Eat Poop (3/11/2010 3:50:55 PM)

Now, now. I'm sure the good pastor, like any good sexualy repressed clergyman, occupies his evenings with preying.

You know, preying as in "To Catch A Predator"

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