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BKSir -> Not what Aesop had in mind I think. (3/12/2010 11:20:06 AM)
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The Pastor's Ass
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won by several lengths.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS IS TOPS
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the
donkey, so he gave it to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next
day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of
the donkey so
she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
The Bishop was livid. He ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and release
in the countryside where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The Bishop died of a heart attack.
Moral of the story: stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live
longer!
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