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Lenina -> RE: The 3 word story.. (4/1/2006 9:53:30 PM)
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Once there was..... a darling swan she peered into the mud puddle ...and he knelt... gurgled his love since he(she?:P) couldn't ...stand the smell.... ...of rotting vegetables... of clean underwear and his breath ...stank so bad. that each time he said hello everyone passed out several dollar bills. were hastily exchanged before the police went on strike and choas reigned thoughout the Underworld trolls ran with pink bells on their protruding shafts got caught in rose red buttocks Meanwhile, Clark Kent looked lustily at his erect tool and said DAMNIT mouth wide open A scream emerged "Picklefeathers" he cried It was dark... wild, winds wailed.. Between the skyscrapers of Emerald city removing Clark's wig and Lois's pantyhose in the worse time of the day for foreplay got a run Clark's foot fetish had made him do some silly things with Jimmy Olsen's elevator shoes, but when he wasn' tlooking at Lois's pink but unseen lil pinky toes he was fondling his anti-Kryptonite with sweaty hands that were sticky from touching his peanut butter sandwich He was not I Have Arrived!!! Screamed Lex Luthor with shrill voice Clark Kent raced to Lana's side.... in the bathroom begged her to.... kneel right here before Lex Luthor's leather clad body Astonished, Lois said you are sweaty "Where's that swan?" Then Chloe explained... her dirtiest thoughts about whoring around watching the swan preen its feathers Suddenly the swan... morphed into a large purple vibrator that Clark Kent... had used before meeting his boyfriend On Spiderman's Butt the first night... Clark noticed his bisexual tendencies grew larger when he wore a special perfume made from the hair from Lois's underam clippings which were like dreadlocks long and curly SET WITH CUM It was amazing that it smelled she never noticed batman's purple jockstrap and sex toy after banging Robin which was odd in the arse "Holy anal sex!" My balls ached . . . like egg fuyong Catwoman's strap-on was slightly used Tell the comissioner, replied the Penguin To bend over who was quite embarassed by penguin's shocked and horrified scream of delight As he pushed until his balls turned bluish pink like glowing marbles a popular game practiced by Yakuza in a sexual Ninja slave school manufactored by nuns from virgin kryptonite mined from virgin wolverines bred for stone in galaxia a most uncommon world where they liked to suck lemon flavoured popsicles while flogging their mother's bare breasts until they were throbbing like boils A milk fetish started a panic in the streets of planet gargantuan when breasts enlarged Before it evaporated into small crystals of evaporated milk. which produced large cotton candy flavoured floating pink cows whose vast intelligence was larger than that of a republican, democrat or battery powered humanoid Yet it still made the postman walk like darthvader after a cold shower and then had soap shoved in his mouth But the postman who was known for his coy way of asking people how they cooked their wabbits with some fava-beans over a campfire composed of burning 1960s Playboy magazines that were jerked from the hands of the postman. Suddenly..........John Wayne with his enormous manservant named Tonto bursts into the Pope's bathroom shouting stop the flogging you're interupting my five finger strumming . Then the Duke pulled up his manservant tonto's pant's and winked at the lady peering where's my wallet?? The pope said "I used it to buy condom's from the local gas station bathroom "Well then!" Exclaimed the attendant why don't we go get some fishsticks? And a beer in the saloon" where we can corrupt each other with chocolate syrup and marshmallow fluff Don't forget nippleclamps and a towel you wanna wot? And then next day, The Duke realiized that he broke his condoms ! These were the tremulous tree trolls he had feared might force him to eat all of his vegetables including his spinach
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