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ShiftedJewel -> RE: The 3 word story.. (4/1/2006 3:07:36 PM)
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Once there was..... a darling swan she peered into the mud puddle ...and he knelt... gurgled his love since he(she?:P) couldn't ...stand the smell.... ...of rotting vegetables... of clean underwear and his breath ...stank so bad. that each time he said hello everyone passed out several dollar bills. were hastily exchanged before the police went on strike and choas reigned thoughout the Underworld trolls ran with pink bells on their protruding shafts got caught in rose red buttocks Meanwhile, Clark Kent looked lustily at his erect tool and said DAMNIT mouth wide open A scream emerged "Picklefeathers" he cried It was dark... wild, winds wailed.. Between the skyscrapers of Emerald city removing Clark's wig and Lois's pantyhose in the worse time of the day for foreplay got a run Clark's foot fetish had made him do some silly things with Jimmy Olsen's elevator shoes, but when he wasn' tlooking at Lois's pink but unseen lil pinky toes he was fondling his anti-Kryptonite with sweaty hands that were sticky from touching his peanut butter sandwich He was not I Have Arrived!!! Screamed Lex Luthor with shrill voice Clark Kent raced to Lana's side.... in the bathroom begged her to.... kneel right here before Lex Luthor's
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