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ShiftedJewel -> RE: The 3 word story.. (4/1/2006 4:44:15 PM)
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Once there was..... a darling swan she peered into the mud puddle ...and he knelt... gurgled his love since he(she?:P) couldn't ...stand the smell.... ...of rotting vegetables... of clean underwear and his breath ...stank so bad. that each time he said hello everyone passed out several dollar bills. were hastily exchanged before the police went on strike and choas reigned thoughout the Underworld trolls ran with pink bells on their protruding shafts got caught in rose red buttocks Meanwhile, Clark Kent looked lustily at his erect tool and said DAMNIT mouth wide open A scream emerged "Picklefeathers" he cried It was dark... wild, winds wailed.. Between the skyscrapers of Emerald city removing Clark's wig and Lois's pantyhose in the worse time of the day for foreplay got a run Clark's foot fetish had made him do some silly things with Jimmy Olsen's elevator shoes, but when he wasn' tlooking at Lois's pink but unseen lil pinky toes he was fondling his anti-Kryptonite with sweaty hands that were sticky from touching his peanut butter sandwich He was not I Have Arrived!!! Screamed Lex Luthor with shrill voice Clark Kent raced to Lana's side.... in the bathroom begged her to.... kneel right here before Lex Luthor's leather clad body Astonished, Lois said you are sweaty "Where's that swan?" Then Chloe explained... her dirtiest thoughts about whoring around watching the swan preen its feathers Suddenly the swan... morphed into a large purple vibrator that Clark Kent... had used before meeting his boyfriend On Spiderman's Butt the first night... Clark noticed his bisexual tendencies grew larger when he wore a special perfume made from the hair from Lois's underam clippings which were like dreadlocks long and curly SET WITH CUM It was amazing that it smelled she never noticed batman's purple jockstrap and sex toy after banging Robin which was odd in the arse "Holy anal sex!" My balls ached . . . like egg fuyong Catwoman's strap-on was slightly used Tell the comissioner, replied the Penguin To bend over who was quite embarassed by penguin's shocked and horrified scream of delight As he pushed until his balls turned bluish pink like glowing marbles a popular game practiced by Yakuza in a sexual Ninja slave school manufactored by nuns from virgin kryptonite mined from virgin wolverines bred for stone in galaxia a most uncommon world where they liked to suck
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