DameDarkness
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She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast ... He walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?" She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment". He, thinking it's his lucky day, bends her over the kitchen table and they have sex. Afterwards he says, "What was that all about?" She says "The egg timer's broken!"
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Into the night sky I fly through distant lands and darkened streets... Up into the clouds to play and dance with the moon.....To the hearts of all and I say to you be true to they own heart.
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