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She was in the kitchen............... - 3/31/2006 7:56:45 PM   
DameDarkness


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She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast ...   He walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?"

She turns to him and says,
"You've got to make love to
me this very moment".

He, thinking it's his lucky day, bends her
over the kitchen table and they have sex.

Afterwards he says, "What was that all about?"

She says "The egg timer's broken!"


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RE: She was in the kitchen............... - 4/1/2006 10:30:28 AM   
angelic


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ROFL... she's married to my x husband!!!!

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