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LanceHughes -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE!!!!!!!!!! (6/23/2010 9:23:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy
I never heard of him.


PennsylvaniaHunkBoy:
Please come here nude and lay on your stomach.  Stretch your dick down between your legs..... that's right... now spread your legs apart....
GOOD, boy

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LadyHibiscus -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE!!!!!!!!!! (6/23/2010 9:26:54 PM)

I love Lance.

I do. Even if he wore panties, I would still love him. I would forcibly remove those panties, and gag PAhunky with them, but I would still love Lance.

[:D]



LanceHughes -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE!!!!!!!!!! (6/24/2010 4:46:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I love Lance.

I do. Even if he wore panties, I would still love him. I would forcibly remove those panties, and gag PAhunky with them, but I would still love Lance.

[:D]

* Lance snugglesmooches Lady H *
/When she gets her breath back, Lance says/

Thanks, Lady H.

I'm very sure Lance has never worn panties, pink, frilly or not.  We'll have to find something else to use as a gag on PAHunkBoy.  And, no, not one of my jockstraps.  He'd like that too much.

Maybe the rag I use on my kitchen floor.  Yeah..... he "gets" to clean my floor and knowing what is coming, he gets to (try to) rinse the ancient, filthy rag, and then we gag him with that........

You see, I rarely use gags - - - I'm almost always wanting the man-boys to have nothing in their mouths so that those (mouths) are ...... shall we say.... available.

And speaking of nothing in a sub's mouth..... AND staying on track.....  For my B'day present (from a local subbie-boy) I was given the visual of him taking out his new, full (upper and lower) plates.  Nice surprise!  Before that, I'd only had 2 hum-jobs.  Since then?  Lost count.  It's a birthday present that keeps on giving......




LadyHibiscus -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE!!!!!!!!!! (6/24/2010 9:33:23 AM)

Awww!! ~~snorgles~~

Now I get to go to work thinking of you in a jockstrap!

It's good to be a fag hag!! [8D]



LanceHughes -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE!!!!!!!!!! (3/19/2012 9:53:48 PM)

Not wanting to go 90 days before I saw "Happy B'day wishes,"  I searched for

Lance AND Birthday
(and I did remember to turn on "advanced search" button.)

::: sigh :::

All I saw was this thread, so excuuuu-uuuuse meeee for narco-ing it. LOL!



hausboy -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE!!!!!!!!!! (3/19/2012 10:02:57 PM)

damn late to the party.
happy birthday Lance!



LanceHughes -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE!!!!!!!!!! (3/19/2012 10:51:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: hausboy
damn late to the party.
happy birthday Lance!

Just two days, me friend.  And "Thank you!"

Two years ago, wolf2bear started this.... it was 90 days AFTER my b'day that I finally came across it. LOL!

So this year, I thought, "Let's see what the clique might have done for me so that I don't wait for 90 days to see their good wishes."

ETA:  Reminder  to  ALL!  Change those profile ages!  CollarMe does NOT up-date automatically! ! ! !



GreedyTop -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE!!!!!!!!!! (3/20/2012 1:34:14 AM)

belated Happy, darlin!!



ashjor911 -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE!!!!!!!!!! (3/20/2012 1:53:41 AM)

happy birthday Lance,
For GODS sake can some one give me some cake alredy....!!

sorry ...Morning.



kitkat105 -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE!!!!!!!!!! (3/20/2012 4:59:32 AM)

Happy birthday Lance! I hope you have a fantastic day! [sm=candles.gif] [sm=birthday.gif]

I'm a little jealous of Lance's fag hags. I wanna be a fag hag! *pout*



DarkSteven -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE!!!!!!!!!! (3/20/2012 5:15:08 AM)

Dammit! Three days late! Did your birthday go okay without us?



Hillwilliam -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE!!!!!!!!!! (3/20/2012 5:20:20 AM)

Happy birthday, Lance, wheneverthehellitis/was.



sirsholly -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE!!!!!!!!!! (3/20/2012 5:26:42 AM)

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happy birthday Lance,
For GODS sake can some one give me some cake alredy....!!
bit stale by now...dontyathink?



ashjor911 -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE!!!!!!!!!! (3/20/2012 5:35:57 AM)

I dont care ..... its cake..!!



poise -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE!!!!!!!!!! (3/20/2012 6:14:02 AM)

Happy Birthday Lance!

[image]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iXbPHG0uRzk/T0Zbyae4-xI/AAAAAAAARoE/wC_Sz2FtjUo/s400/birthday-candles.jpeg[/image]



PeonForHer -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE!!!!!!!!!! (3/20/2012 6:20:50 AM)

*Much* too late - sigh. Hope it was a really happy one, matey.



kalikshama -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE!!!!!!!!!! (3/20/2012 6:27:40 AM)

Happy Birthday!

[image]http://metalobsession.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/halford-1.jpg[/image]



SoulAlloy -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE!!!!!!!!!! (3/20/2012 10:51:30 AM)

Happy Birthday!



angelikaJ -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE!!!!!!!!!! (3/20/2012 5:07:42 PM)

Happy belated, Lance.



LanceHughes -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE!!!!!!!!!! (3/21/2012 5:54:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kitkat105

Happy birthday Lance! I hope you have a fantastic day! [sm=candles.gif] [sm=birthday.gif]

I'm a little jealous of Lance's fag hags. I wanna be a fag hag! *pout*

Actually, it's very easy <snort> to become one of my fag hags.  I'll send you C-Mail rather than hi-jack this thread. LOL!

And THANKS! for the b'day wishes.



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