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RyanSTL -> Introducing the new and improved GUY! (3/19/2010 6:25:25 PM)

Introducing the new and improved "GUY"!!! Yes this guy comes equipped with a good job and a car! He is very independent and doesn't live with his parents or his secret wife. He has also had a house of his own for years and comes with no baggage! He is dominant in life as well as relationships, both inside and outside of the bedroom. Sure, you have had the "other guys", but many of them are lacking. Try all NEW GUY!!! Feeling down? Guy will ask you what's wrong and help. Want to go out? Guy has many great spots to take you to. Guy also opens jars!!! Amazing! If you're interested in the all new "GUY", keep in mind that this is a limited time offer and once he's taken he will no longer be available, so contact him now!

Disclaimer: More serious information is below!

* I work in information technology as a System Engineer and love my job.
* Being in information technology, I'm interested in electronics and technology in general.
* A very independent person, dominant in life and relationships. A well-grounded guy who has a talent for making good decisions.
* Have lived in a house of my own for seven years.
* Interests include traveling and visiting new places in general, movies, going out to eat, staying in and relaxing, and pretty much anything else if I have good company.
* Very affectionate, sexual, and a bit of a romantic.
* The most common compliments from dates: I'm genuine, very attentive, incredibly loyal, well-grounded, and I make the person feel extremely special.

What am I looking for?

Check out my profile for more details on this question and read it in it's entirety. Please be between 18 and 32.




lizi -> RE: Introducing the new and improved GUY! (3/19/2010 7:09:17 PM)

Hahaha....ok, this is one of the best intros I've seen. Bravo....and welcome. Good luck in your search. When you have some time I need some jars opened..... [:D]




DarkSteven -> RE: Introducing the new and improved GUY! (3/19/2010 9:41:35 PM)

And when you're done with her jars, I have some computers that need troubleshooting...  [:D]

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WyldHrt -> RE: Introducing the new and improved GUY! (3/19/2010 10:09:44 PM)

Nicely done, Ryan! I see that you went to the "Resident Sadist School of Self Marketing" (do a search for Resident Sadist, his profile will make you laugh).
That said, welcome to the nuthouse! [:D]




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Introducing the new and improved GUY! (3/20/2010 12:30:41 AM)

ROFL!  This post is made of win.  You get extra points for wit.  Welcome to the fray.




Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Introducing the new and improved GUY! (3/20/2010 12:33:57 AM)

Welcome aboard. Lovely sense of humor. [:D]




choccywoc -> RE: Introducing the new and improved GUY! (3/20/2010 8:55:42 AM)

[sm=welcome.gif] [:D]




CalifChick -> RE: Introducing the new and improved GUY! (3/20/2010 10:15:12 AM)

Bravo, GUY!  Hey... hmmm.... you're 27.... is your dad single and is he like you?  Say yes, say yes, say yes...


Cali





hlen5 -> RE: Introducing the new and improved GUY! (3/20/2010 10:18:35 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Bravo, GUY!  Hey... hmmm.... you're 27.... is your dad single and is he like you?  Say yes, say yes, say yes...


Cali


What Cali said!! Welcome !




RyanSTL -> RE: Introducing the new and improved GUY! (3/21/2010 9:18:47 PM)

Sorry CalifChick and hlen5, he's been unavailable for over 30 years with the same woman. ;)




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