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My kind of girl! - 3/20/2010 3:02:45 PM

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I took a date to a concert yesterday. We decided to have alone-time before the concert, instead of going to dinner. After the concert finished, I said I was hungry. She pointed out we hadn't had anything to eat. I said, "No kidding! I didn't even eat you out!" Without missing a beat, she answered, "It wouldn't have helped. I'm Asian. You would just have been hungry again an hour later."

Is that hot or what?

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RE: My kind of girl! - 3/20/2010 3:40:16 PM

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Sounds like she has a great sense of humor, Red. Might wanna hang on to her.

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RE: My kind of girl! - 3/20/2010 3:48:24 PM

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Yea, I agree with Level

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RE: My kind of girl! - 3/20/2010 3:49:28 PM

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Or pass her off to Me.

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RE: My kind of girl! - 3/20/2010 3:50:45 PM

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Be careful with the chop sticks.

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RE: My kind of girl! - 3/20/2010 4:18:16 PM

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Sounds like she has a great sense of humor, Red. Might wanna hang on to her.

We've been in each others' lives for a while now. I think we were both surprised by the mushiness of the last couple days though. Seeing her again in a few days. Both of us have a whole lotta life going on. Who knows.

And Jeff, if I go to Chicago in August, I'm definitely inviting her. Domi didn't share you though, so I'm afraid you're (un)fucked.

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RE: My kind of girl! - 3/20/2010 4:48:22 PM

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Sound like the perfect relationship is in the making...just don't get tangled up in the obi..

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RE: My kind of girl! - 3/20/2010 5:30:03 PM

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I took a date to a concert yesterday. We decided to have alone-time before the concert, instead of going to dinner. After the concert finished, I said I was hungry. She pointed out we hadn't had anything to eat. I said, "No kidding! I didn't even eat you out!" Without missing a beat, she answered, "It wouldn't have helped. I'm Asian. You would just have been hungry again an hour later."

Is that hot or what?

Awwwwwwwwww! So sweet!

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RE: My kind of girl! - 3/20/2010 5:32:08 PM

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who IS this?

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RE: My kind of girl! - 3/20/2010 8:46:16 PM

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ORIGINAL: RedMagic1

I took a date to a concert yesterday. We decided to have alone-time before the concert, instead of going to dinner. After the concert finished, I said I was hungry. She pointed out we hadn't had anything to eat. I said, "No kidding! I didn't even eat you out!" Without missing a beat, she answered, "It wouldn't have helped. I'm Asian. You would just have been hungry again an hour later."

Is that hot or what?

She sounds great, Red! I hope things blossom happily for both of you.

Meantime:

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RE: My kind of girl! - 3/20/2010 9:46:31 PM

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I think I'm having a stupid moment but I'm not sure I get the joke....what's Asian have to do with being hungry again so soon?

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