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Mechanics and Doctors - 3/21/2010 6:38:08 PM   
MasterG2kTR


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A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the Garage, 'Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?'
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine.

I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then  put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.      So how come I make $39,000 a year and you get $800,000, when you and I are doing basically the same work?'

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic...Try doing it with the engine running.
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RE: Mechanics and Doctors - 3/21/2010 8:53:19 PM   
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That is not fair the heart is stopped when they work on it

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RE: Mechanics and Doctors - 3/22/2010 3:09:27 PM   
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Not always.

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