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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/25/2010 10:32:09 AM

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Has anyone ever needed to totally destroy a garment to save themselves from it's bonds?

BLASPHEMER! BLASPHEMER!

Thou shalt not deliberately and with malicious intent and forethought EVER mar, stain, or in any other way impair a garment that was designed for aesthetic purposes. Versace has spoken! So shall it be written, so it shall be done!

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/25/2010 10:56:09 AM

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I can honestly say that I have never been trapped by clothing in a dressing room.

Ya know those stoopid sun dresses that are a tube top/dress all in one?
You can't pull the damn thing up over your hips/ass without the elastic snapping and leaving a mark that has your Dom convinced you have been with someone else. So you have to dive in head first.

The problem with that...they put those fucking little satin loopy things in the area where the tube top part would hit the armpits....provided you get that far.

So...you are pulling something over your head the size of a Champagne cooler and it is here you realize you failed to remove your glasses.

Now you have this elastic accordion smashing your designer frames up your nose, so you work one hand free to try to peel it away from your face. BUT......you can't.
See...the silly assed satin loop has your right hand stuck somewhere in the vicinity of your left ear. Your left hand escaped the bondage of loopage, but you are still fucked because the bracelet on your right hand is now hooked onto your large hoop earring.

With time, you slowly work your way out of the dress from hell, stop the blood flow from your torn earlobe, assess the damage to your bracelet, and refuse to look at the mess that is now your hair.

You carry the dress back out to the rack, but you fail to notice the nasty look from the snooty sales clerk when she sees all of your make-up has now transferred onto the dress. You are actually physically unable to notice her disapproval, because your glasses are still stuck up your nose.

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/25/2010 12:49:58 PM

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly
You carry the dress back out to the rack, but you fail to notice the nasty look from the snooty sales clerk when she sees all of your make-up has now transferred onto the dress. You are actually physically unable to notice her disapproval, because your glasses are still stuck up your nose.

lmao! i forgot all about transferred make up! lest we also forget deodorant stains.

yes a good number of garnments have gotten both on them from me. Thank god i rarely wear cover up or i'd be banned from certain stores...torn hems are easier to hide. it's a wonder they created dressing rooms at all, it's a wonder there is any sellable shit left for women to purchase in a clothing store...i will take caution with to my shopping experience.

i see now my wisdom in avoiding the haltered dress....she shall never Dom me, i was never that attracted to her in the first place. now i know the bitch is evil, thanks for heads up, missy..er sirsholly

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/25/2010 12:55:08 PM

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ORIGINAL: sweetboundesire

The nice thing about being a man-you never get stuck/trapped inside clothes in the dressing room. it said medium-wtf? Whether it's your arms stuck in sleeves to small or a dress you managed to mangle yourself in and seem to be stuck as an amateur contortionist trying to pull a houndini, there is no help for you. No. No one but you can save yourself. There is no way you can run out of the dressing room with a dress half way over your head and your pantied ass hanging out, calling for rescue. This is the scariest moment of dressing room moments. You try to escape the ill-fitted garment, and "riiiiipppp!" there go some seams...you try to be quiet, trying not to pant as you struggle. The clothes are totally Domming you. There is not a soul who can save you but yourself.

Who else has been there with the coming new spring wardrobes needed? What trapped you and how? lol....my recent clothing Domination was a green shirt with sleeves that pinned my arms behind my back. I guess my arms are overweight, who knew? Some seams had to give but i'm a free woman today!

One, over the head, sports bra and one, hot steamy YWCA locker room, after a 3 day endurance ride in 100 degree weather. That is all I have to say.

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/25/2010 2:45:44 PM

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

One, over the head, sports bra and one, hot steamy YWCA locker room, after a 3 day endurance ride in 100 degree weather. That is all I have to say.

bragging about your last experience with Domiguy again? lol

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/25/2010 7:17:12 PM

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I rode that boy like he was Secretariat.

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/25/2010 7:23:50 PM

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I rode that boy like he was Secretariat.

yes! i see you managing him quite well in that pic on your profile. Great use of the reigns, he is so under control and well behaved! Well done! Bravo! The 3 day endurance period is over and you have yourself a fine stallion....

good grief, i derailed my own thread! lol

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/25/2010 7:45:02 PM

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And quite splendidly too!!

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/25/2010 9:09:09 PM

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For me, as well, it was a sports bra...an ill-planned monster with compression lycra, underwires AND back hooks. I'm sure someone was filming it.

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/26/2010 1:29:42 AM

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See, here I thought you were talking about random acts of malice by an evil being, like the door jamming shut - not about the evil clothing makers. I've not been stuck by either, but I did get trapped in an office with my boss and one of the prisoners at work a week or so back ... 20 minutes of trying to figure out how we were going to get out of there in time for him to be back in his dorm for count and for me to do the medication pass ...

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/26/2010 6:35:03 AM

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Tigresse, lol ~curtsy~ thank you

sweetdommes,
well if your just naming off trappings....
what comes to mind

trapped in a stairwell of a noisy bar on a date with my date...
very scary...had to scream and pound on the door to try to overcome the level
of loud music pumping out on the other side. Thankfully we were saved.

was also trapped in a marriage for 5+yrs. I think the stairwell was preferred!

trapped in clothing, no fun but overall, i hate feeling lost, feeling lost is way scarier...
especially when you've lost your people.
when you don't know where you are and are in an unknown, unfamiliar place.
it's sheer and total panic. at least till you've found your people.
from this to this day, maps are my friend...

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/26/2010 7:18:13 AM

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trapped in a stairwell of a noisy bar on a date with my date...

trapped in an elevator when i was 6 months pregnant. I thought the elevator guy was going to toss a stroke.

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/26/2010 8:44:46 PM

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lately, i'm trapped in a cubicle...plotting my escape...i'm a circle learning too well how to be a square but propose i will come out octagon, which in feng shui is auspicious sign for good fortune...
perhaps the perils of my escape have not eluded me yet.

i shall escape...
nothing holds me unless i allow myself the rights to be held...mmmm sidetracking now...dreaming of saturday night...tee hee..

okay...back to the derailment....
i try to escape many things....and in time i learn many things are easier to find release when instead of running away are met face to face, dwelled upon, absorbed, digested and shit out....mind wise.

i am such a fucken sub...in this way.

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/27/2010 3:32:22 AM

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i shall escape...
nothing holds me unless i allow myself the rights to be held.

never tried on a sun-dress, didyahuh?

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/27/2010 6:37:53 AM

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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i shall escape...
nothing holds me unless i allow myself the rights to be held.

never tried on a sun-dress, didyahuh?

not since i was a flat chested 5 yr old, if you mean the kind that is just supposed to hug ur top, like a halter top, made from stretchy elastic. I know there in, the rest of the dress just looks like a long nightie. It ain't my style.

if that isn't what you mean...send pics! i will not be back till late sunday or maybe late monday...
time to live

ttfn!

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/27/2010 8:22:50 AM

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ORIGINAL: sweetboundesire

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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i shall escape...
nothing holds me unless i allow myself the rights to be held.

never tried on a sun-dress, didyahuh?

not since i was a flat chested 5 yr old, if you mean the kind that is just supposed to hug ur top, like a halter top, made from stretchy elastic. I know there in, the rest of the dress just looks like a long nightie. It ain't my style.

yeah...they don't work if you have any noticeable tittage.

If you need me, i'll be over there>>>>>>me and my training bra.

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/27/2010 11:04:18 AM

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ORIGINAL: sweetboundesire

The nice thing about being a man-you never get stuck/trapped inside clothes in the dressing room. it said medium-wtf?

One of the benefits of being a man is that you don't need to go anywhere near a dressing room.

A shirt? You put it up to your shoulders and...."yeah - that'll fit me"....

A pair of shoes? Size mate?....."yeah I'll have 'em".....

And that isn't being anti-clothes - I'd consider myself groomed and with know-how in terms of how to dress. It's a question of knowing what you like. It's the biggest myth in the world that women and clothes go together.....no they don't.....women and angst go together which is why they agonise over something that really should be simple.

I love choosing clothes for women......

a) I like to see women dressed in certain things.

b) You know you're running the show when she's fine with you spending her money on her clothes.

c) I have exactly the sort of sense of humour that appreciates the look on her face when I've turned up with something she really doesn't want.

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/27/2010 1:30:46 PM

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I've never had a clothes malfunction while shopping, but I did have an amusing, though embarrassing, similar experience while clubbing. I was wearing a latex skirt, and when I went to the restroom, I pulled it up instead of taking it off. *HUGE* mistake - when I went to pull it back down, the darned thing acted like one of those roll-up blinds in restaurants. I got it tugged down a little on one side, it would stay there for a second or two, then whirr its way back up. With it all in a roll, it didn't have enough stretch to get over my hips, so I couldn't just take it off and start over. I had to have a friend rescue me! Since then, I've never worn latex in public, only where I didn't have to worry about it being uncooperative.

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/27/2010 3:08:58 PM

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This sounds like a tranny's fantasy material.

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/27/2010 6:16:57 PM

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

I can honestly say that I have never been trapped by clothing in a dressing room.

Ya know those stoopid sun dresses that are a tube top/dress all in one?
You can't pull the damn thing up over your hips/ass without the elastic snapping and leaving a mark that has your Dom convinced you have been with someone else. So you have to dive in head first.

The problem with that...they put those fucking little satin loopy things in the area where the tube top part would hit the armpits....provided you get that far.

So...you are pulling something over your head the size of a Champagne cooler and it is here you realize you failed to remove your glasses.

Now you have this elastic accordion smashing your designer frames up your nose, so you work one hand free to try to peel it away from your face. BUT......you can't.
See...the silly assed satin loop has your right hand stuck somewhere in the vicinity of your left ear. Your left hand escaped the bondage of loopage, but you are still fucked because the bracelet on your right hand is now hooked onto your large hoop earring.

With time, you slowly work your way out of the dress from hell, stop the blood flow from your torn earlobe, assess the damage to your bracelet, and refuse to look at the mess that is now your hair.

You carry the dress back out to the rack, but you fail to notice the nasty look from the snooty sales clerk when she sees all of your make-up has now transferred onto the dress. You are actually physically unable to notice her disapproval, because your glasses are still stuck up your nose.

I hate to go clothes shopping more than going to the dentist. But after reading this, I am thinking it might be fun just to go watch you try on stuff

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