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Cats - 3/23/2010 8:38:29 PM

DomBlade64

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Anyone here ever been doin tha dirty and had a cat claw your ass cheek?

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RE: Cats - 3/23/2010 8:49:08 PM

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Only the shoulder, thus his name was Chip. Surprised the hell out of us when he got pregnant. Maybe you should call that one Carbunkle.

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RE: Cats - 3/23/2010 9:02:52 PM

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I only fuck declawed cats.

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RE: Cats - 3/23/2010 9:34:52 PM

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A kitten went for the dangly, swinging bits one night, long ago. Are you familiar with the origins of the word, "catapult?"

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RE: Cats - 3/23/2010 11:09:28 PM

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Got video ?

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RE: Cats - 3/24/2010 12:54:59 AM

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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

A kitten went for the dangly, swinging bits one night, long ago. Are you familiar with the origins of the word, "catapult?"

'nuff said.

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RE: Cats - 3/24/2010 1:26:09 AM

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Asleep, next to wife.... HER cat bit my nose. Next thing I knew, cat was clinging to drapes across the room. I can only guess that I threw it there while I was half-asleep. G*d D*mn thing never came near me, ever again.

With gay lover (into BDSM) cat perched on high dresser, watching each stroke, head following as if a tennis match. We both caught sight of him at the same time and burst out laughing..... kinda, sorta "broke" the scene. LOL!

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 3/24/2010 1:29:50 AM >

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