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DomBlade64 -> Onions (3/23/2010 11:35:35 PM)
Ate too many Onions. Now my body smells like onions and even my piss smells like the popular vegetable. What can I drink/eat to counteract all the oniony goodness?[:D] -Oniony Blade

ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: Onions (3/23/2010 11:38:18 PM)
Garlic!

DarlingSavage -> RE: Onions (3/23/2010 11:48:24 PM)
Drink perufme!

wandersalone -> RE: Onions (3/24/2010 4:46:37 AM)
dunno but stay the hell away from me please [:)]

LadyPact -> RE: Onions (3/24/2010 4:48:19 AM)
I couldn't tell you. I actually have an allergy.

DickSteel -> RE: Onions (3/24/2010 5:02:13 AM)
Use baking soda or stainless steel. Bath in baking soda or rub yourself on stainless steel. It's about chemistry. Sulfur atoms are attracted to the iron and other compounds in stainless steel. The sulfides react with the stainless steel, and lift and remove the odor-causing compounds from your hands (body). You can also buy soap-shaped stainless steel blocks at a kitchen supply store.

DomBlade64 -> RE: Onions (3/24/2010 8:42:11 AM)
quote: and lift and remove the odor-causing compounds from your hands (body). You can also buy soap-shaped stainless steel blocks at a kitchen supply store. quote: ORIGINAL: DickSteel Use baking soda or stainless steel. Bath in baking soda or rub yourself on stainless steel. It's about chemistry. Sulfur atoms are attracted to the iron and other compounds in stainless steel. The sulfides react with the stainless steel, and lift and remove the odor-causing compounds from your hands (body). You can also buy soap-shaped stainless steel blocks at a kitchen supply store. Wow...I made this as a joke but...WELL DONE! -Not Oniony Anymore Blade

peppermint -> RE: Onions (3/24/2010 9:38:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DickSteel Use baking soda or stainless steel. Bath in baking soda or rub yourself on stainless steel. It's about chemistry. Sulfur atoms are attracted to the iron and other compounds in stainless steel. The sulfides react with the stainless steel, and lift and remove the odor-causing compounds from your hands (body). You can also buy soap-shaped stainless steel blocks at a kitchen supply store. I didn't know that. Wish I did years ago when I was cutting tons of onions up for a food service job I had. My hands always smelled like onions.

ShoreBound149 -> RE: Onions (3/24/2010 2:28:27 PM)
My hands and face smell like snatch. Any help?

Jeffff -> RE: Onions (3/24/2010 2:29:26 PM)
From what I have heard about it, you can never really get Aileen stank off you. You are a brave Man

ShoreBound149 -> RE: Onions (3/24/2010 2:42:40 PM)
The girls softball team won't stop smiling at me. It's like skin barnacles....

pahunkboy -> RE: Onions (3/24/2010 2:43:31 PM)
May I have a kiss? ......I want proof.

ShoreBound149 -> RE: Onions (3/24/2010 2:50:49 PM)
Heh....not until you grow a uterus....

windchymes -> RE: Onions (3/24/2010 2:53:31 PM)
oooh, I'd like to watch....well, both of those, actually [:D]

domiguy -> RE: Onions (3/24/2010 2:56:02 PM)
It's a scientific fact that pahunk's ass gunk is about the only known substance that can kill aileen's various odors.

windchymes -> RE: Onions (3/24/2010 3:02:48 PM)
Takes rust off chrome, too. Or so I've heard [:-]

pahunkboy -> RE: Onions (3/24/2010 3:06:55 PM)
LOL. oh well. I can dream. maybe my real life fling will be more attentive in bed.

Jeffff -> RE: Onions (3/24/2010 3:10:00 PM)
According to AIleen, Shorebound is very attentive

subtee -> RE: Onions (3/24/2010 3:11:47 PM)
She's bound to say that. bwahaha.

windchymes -> RE: Onions (3/24/2010 3:18:40 PM)
Shore enough!

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