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LifeOnMars -> It's a godawful small affair.... (3/25/2010 2:27:01 AM)

So.  I'm new.  I'm new and I happened to be listening to Bowie when I made this account, and I named myself after the track that was playing, which also happens to be probably my favorite song of all time.

I heard you should always open with a joke, so here goes "Robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, and lays down a bill.  Bartender says 'Hey, we don't serve robots' and the robot says 'Oh, but someday you will.' "  I'll just pause now, and allow the laughter to subside.

Right.  So I'm a nerd.  But I'm a cute nerd.  And I'm a weirdo, but a strangely charming weirdo.  Also you can tell I'm sensitive, because I still listen to my old Smiths and Legendary Pink Dots records sometimes.  I buy more shoes than a boy probably ought to. 

Not a big fan of checklists of "I'm looking for this and that and so on...." I'll save most of that kind of stuff for my journal entries, anyway.  It feels like more of a frathouse environment over on that side of the site.  Suffice to say I'm a masochist, mostly because I enjoy the gamesmanship of the sadist/masochist dynamic more than the (admittedly elegant) choreography of the Dominant/submissive relationship.  And they're not mutually exclusive, natch, just looking to present a general idea of where I'm coming from.

I've probably gone on a bit too long here.  So let that be my last character note--that I often go on too long and then, once I realize it, go on just a little longer anyway, because I can.




paleness -> RE: It's a godawful small affair.... (3/25/2010 2:51:46 AM)

tl;dr

welcome! ;D




wandersalone -> RE: It's a godawful small affair.... (3/25/2010 4:47:39 AM)

oh good taste in music..... welcome to the forums [:)]




lizi -> RE: It's a godawful small affair.... (3/25/2010 4:53:31 AM)

Hi there LifeOnMars, you seem very interesting and pretty cool! Welcome [:)]




Jeffff -> RE: It's a godawful small affair.... (3/25/2010 6:27:02 AM)

Well. THAT song is now stuck in My head...... there are worse songs though.

Thank god he didn't love the Bee Gee's




Aileen1968 -> RE: It's a godawful small affair.... (3/25/2010 6:54:01 AM)

Awww Jeffffff. Now you can have this song in your head all day...




Jeffff -> RE: It's a godawful small affair.... (3/25/2010 7:14:32 AM)

Everyday, in every way.... you sicken me more and more




choccywoc -> RE: It's a godawful small affair.... (3/25/2010 7:15:06 AM)

Welcome to CM.




domiguy -> RE: It's a godawful small affair.... (3/25/2010 7:18:16 AM)

it's one of my favorite songs.

It reminds me of CM. Is there life on Mars?




divi -> RE: It's a godawful small affair.... (3/25/2010 7:20:56 AM)

welcome !!




LanceHughes -> RE: It's a godawful small affair.... (3/25/2010 7:29:37 AM)

One of the best intros I've seen here.  Welcome and keep on posting.  A question: If the other side is a frat house (I agree) what is your take on this side?  I ask because I like the metaphor for there, and I'm hoping for a similar one for here.

<stifling my laughter as I remember the joke, locking it into the "cool jokes I want to remember" compartment of my brain>

Again, welcome and keep on posting.  Some advice - stay away from religion and politics forum.  'Tis a black hole in the true sense that it has a huge gravitational field.  People go there and are never heard from again. LOL!  Oh, wait.... I see that I share your going on and on because I can. LOL!  But I'm a Dom and so do not need to explain that. LOL!  I also like "LOL!" waaaaay too much, but see previous sentence (not counting the "LOL!" sentence. LOL!)

Welcome! (from one nerd to another.)




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