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Aneirin -> Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. (3/26/2010 9:53:21 AM)

Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period.
You what ?

The US really needs to get a grip.





pahunkboy -> RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. (3/26/2010 10:47:36 AM)

Virgin?







mnottertail -> RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. (3/26/2010 10:48:57 AM)

Where is the V in Gash? Is that an english spelling or what?

TamponDom




windchymes -> RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. (3/26/2010 11:01:07 AM)

It is ridiculous that we can't say the word. 

On the other hand....we KNOW where they go.....[8|]




mnottertail -> RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. (3/26/2010 11:04:44 AM)

How do they market vagisil?

Hey? itchy scratchy ******** get some ***** and rub on your skanky ******* today!!!!!!

It takes the ********* outta that motherfucker like right now!!!!!!!

void where prohibited by law, ********* not sold to whores!!!!




barelynangel -> RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. (3/26/2010 11:11:50 AM)

Umm so well gee -- don't they know that boys have a penis and girls have a vagina?

I guess they are afraid to confirm same.

angel




mnottertail -> RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. (3/26/2010 11:18:38 AM)

uhhhhhhhhhh, we have weiners.




NathaninTexas -> RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. (3/26/2010 11:18:53 AM)

this is the kind of absurd censorship that makes me want laugh but its so sad I cannot.




Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. (3/26/2010 11:19:03 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

How do they market vagisil?

Hey? itchy scratchy ******** get some ***** and rub on your skanky ******* today!!!!!!

It takes the ********* outta that motherfucker like right now!!!!!!!

void where prohibited by law, ********* not sold to whores!!!!



Too funny!

However, have you actually watched any feminine product commercials? They are so very lame. A young girl (20 something) on a swing with her mother (maybe 30) giving her a gentle push saying "darling, about that itch you mentioned.... Try using this Brand Name product, it works for me."

It's so sad it's actually amusing.




Marc2b -> RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. (3/26/2010 11:20:13 AM)

What's a vagina?




LaTigresse -> RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. (3/26/2010 11:22:43 AM)

Reminds me of why I laugh at commercials for erectile dysfunction tablets.

Who sits in two separate bathtubs, with their S.O. on a beach, a mountain top, their back yard........over looking the view......in water that must be getting quite chilly???

Ever think it might be the cold bath water causing the problem?




mnottertail -> RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. (3/26/2010 11:24:20 AM)

Dick and Laura slept in separate beds.

June and Ward sleep in separate beds.

Ron




pahunkboy -> RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. (3/26/2010 11:26:42 AM)

How does it work?




Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. (3/26/2010 11:37:03 AM)

Dontcha know, LaT, separate bath tubs are romantic - even if cold. Being in one bathtub, and keeping warm with body heat, is just icky - who shares the same bathwater? Blech!

lol.

Yes, I find those commercials amusing as well.

We in the states can mention 'erectile dysfunction', but cannot mention 'vaginal itch'. Many mothers call the vagina a 'cookie' or "flower' or 'hoohah', and a penis a 'pee pee' or other odd names, when speaking to their young ones. It's no wonder people are ill-educated about safe-sex practices and family planning.




windchymes -> RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. (3/26/2010 12:17:02 PM)

"Say Mom....have you ever had that not-so-fresh feeling?"




JonnieBoy -> RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. (3/26/2010 1:36:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Domin8tingUrDrmz

We in the states can mention 'erectile dysfunction', but cannot mention 'vaginal itch'. Many mothers call the vagina a 'cookie' or "flower' or 'hoohah', and a penis a 'pee pee' or other odd names, when speaking to their young ones.


Yup you guys sure have cornered the market in euphemistic names for genitals that are rather more embarrasing than the real thing. So much so that now I can't even tell when I go shopping if the assistants aren't asking me to feel them up as opposed to upselling at me.

Pirate




switch2please -> RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. (3/26/2010 1:39:16 PM)

I thought the vagina was a myth?
Oh wait - that's the clitoris. Nevermind.




DomMeinCT -> RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. (3/26/2010 1:41:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: JonnieBoy

Yup you guys sure have cornered the market in euphemistic names for genitals that are rather more embarrasing than the real thing. So much so that now I can't even tell when I go shopping if the assistants aren't asking me to feel them up as opposed to upselling at me.

Pirate


And yet, you can imagine my English friend's surprise when I handed her a bag to put around her waist for our hike and told her it was a "fanny pack".

[:D]




subtee -> RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. (3/26/2010 1:52:44 PM)

~FR

Hoochie coocher
beaver
poontang
cunny
muff




Jeffff -> RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. (3/26/2010 1:54:39 PM)

"Plug your cunt with new and IMPROVED tampex  tampons, because you deserve it!"


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