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subtee -> I want a dominate for me. (3/26/2010 11:18:00 AM)

I want a dominate for me. To put in de basement.

Dont like do dishes, thou. Dusting, no. I’m are 32 Kg.

No lmits is every asked! No no penes is betwin my leg.

Be caus parints is gone allredy to leef me dead. Ghana rite me, baby?

NO FACKES IS REEL.




Kana -> RE: I want a dominate for me. (3/26/2010 11:22:33 AM)

You got my mail!




Justme696 -> RE: I want a dominate for me. (3/26/2010 11:23:45 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: subtee

I want a dominate for me. To put in de basement.

Dont like do dishes, thou. Dusting, no. I’m are 32 Kg.

No lmits is every asked! No no penes is betwin my leg.

Be caus parints is gone allredy to leef me dead. Ghana rite me, baby?

NO FACKES IS REEL.



turns me on when you talk like that




Marc2b -> RE: I want a dominate for me. (3/26/2010 11:25:21 AM)

quote:

No no penes is betwin my leg.


Sounds like this guy (?) has more serious problems than finding a "dominate."





subtee -> RE: I want a dominate for me. (3/26/2010 11:29:55 AM)

You dont now of it! You sed

wats a vajna

Ims reel feminale. So.




GrizzlyBear -> RE: I want a dominate for me. (3/26/2010 11:40:45 AM)

Jeez, they let just anybody in Ghana run scams now.  Uhhh... good luck with that.
http://www.419eater.com/




Kana -> RE: I want a dominate for me. (3/26/2010 11:42:38 AM)

Well.....
Gonna write back or leave me, ahem, hanging?




subtee -> RE: I want a dominate for me. (3/26/2010 11:43:14 AM)

Yes plees mail now.

Im for reel hard corn!




servantforuse -> RE: I want a dominate for me. (3/26/2010 11:45:58 AM)

It sounds like a type of 'ebonics'...




Marc2b -> RE: I want a dominate for me. (3/26/2010 11:47:27 AM)

I wonder if this person is related the the 35 pound, white, Native American gal who "joos wans bee yous anthing slave yes."?




mnottertail -> RE: I want a dominate for me. (3/26/2010 11:49:59 AM)

I'd really like to post on this, but someone is passing out from orgasming in H&S right now.

le petit mort? LE GRAN mort!!!




DickSteel -> RE: I want a dominate for me. (3/26/2010 11:52:47 AM)

I like your submission. Where do I send the money for you to buy a ticket to be with a real true Dominate like me?




subtee -> RE: I want a dominate for me. (3/26/2010 11:57:15 AM)

yes plees for reel dominate and i will be ever days




DickSteel -> RE: I want a dominate for me. (3/26/2010 12:03:58 PM)

I will domination on you reel good. Come live and make good sex with me.




NorthernGent -> RE: I want a dominate for me. (3/26/2010 12:14:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: subtee

wats a vajna



A Serbian vagina - though well worn and you wouldn't want to tackle it without the aid of a pair of gardening gloves.

A Vajesty is the sort of Serbian vagina that you would tackle without hesitation - the sort of place where you go when you've discovered the hidden secrets of alchemy and the only other option is down.

The problem with this world is that when you open a thread hoping to reflect on a vajesty and savour the last time you tackled one - you're met with a vajna.




VampiresLair -> RE: I want a dominate for me. (3/26/2010 12:18:24 PM)

I still havent quite gotten past I will be reals hard corn




Jeffff -> RE: I want a dominate for me. (3/26/2010 12:30:06 PM)

I reel for Dominate for you!

you serve at me my wishes.




sappatoti -> RE: I want a dominate for me. (3/26/2010 12:33:48 PM)

Will a frozen corn dog work instead?




subtee -> RE: I want a dominate for me. (3/26/2010 12:35:50 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

A Serbian vagina - though well worn and you wouldn't want to tackle it without the aid of a pair of gardening gloves.

A Vajesty is the sort of Serbian vagina that you would tackle without hesitation - the sort of place where you go when you've discovered the hidden secrets of alchemy and the only other option is down.

The problem with this world is that when you open a thread hoping to reflect on a vajesty and savour the last time you tackled one - you're met with a vajna.


no serbias but tackle ok.




FelineFae -> RE: I want a dominate for me. (3/26/2010 12:36:27 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: subtee

I want a dominate for me. To put in de basement.



Now, perhaps, they're on to something here.

A dom in the basement ? This has merit.

Someone bugging the fritze out of you ? Throw them in the below to be Basement Dom's b****.

After three or so vacuum salespeople go missing, surely the company take your address off the list.


Basement Dom brings us closer to LOLDOMs, and that makes me happy.




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