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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/31/2010 6:21:59 PM   
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So you're a Libertariant, then? Fabulous!


So what are you saying Raven ? That anteaters don't regularly frequent liberaries? I'm just sure they can read really well - words as well, not just pictures!


Oh NO, no, anteaters are quite literate - and posh.






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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/31/2010 6:24:24 PM   
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Who knew Anteaters were so happening?


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/31/2010 6:26:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well! I , for one, am very impressed. I always thought "redneck" when i heard anteater. Obviously, i was very wrong- after all, that anteater is wearing a TIE!

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/31/2010 6:33:16 PM   
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We just keep a low profile about it




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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/31/2010 6:55:03 PM   
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I just stole that picture...:)


Who knew Anteaters were so happening?


Jeff
( the new black)


The New Yorker?

and this guy:

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/rro/lowres/rron385l.jpg




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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/31/2010 7:58:47 PM   
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Well! I , for one, am very impressed. I always thought "redneck" when i heard anteater. Obviously, i was very wrong- after all, that anteater is wearing a TIE!

It's the tie that matters, kiwi.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/31/2010 8:19:54 PM   
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I just stole that picture...:)

Who knew Anteaters were so happening?

Jeff
( the new black)


Dear Mr. Anteater;
If Jeffffffffffff is the new black, does that make Domiguy the new fur?
Just sayin'
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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/31/2010 8:34:06 PM   
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Ron Kinard (2003)

they call me an aardvark
but I'm more like a bear
I have a long tail
and am fuzzy with hair

I have long, sharp claws
I eat termites and ants
I dont wear shoes and
I do not wear pants

my snout is long and
I have a sticky tongue
for tearing up ant beds
and eating their young


my ears are long
I look like a rabbit
sleeping all day, no
it's not a bad habit

I'll grow to six feet
I stay to myself
I am too big to
put a shelf

I am not what you call
just an average pet
I'm better off in the wild
for this you can bet

I'm not too aggressive
I'll put up a fight
if I am cornered
alone, at night

you probably won't see me
unless its in a zoo
I live in the jungle
this much is true

next time you see
a termite or ant
think about the aardvark
but eat them, you can't

I'll say good bye
I must go to bed
I scavenge at night
keeping my family fed




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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/31/2010 8:43:27 PM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Anteater:

i understand that the hop bonding ceremony is a private and sacred moment in an anteater's life. But after witnessing the beauty and the intimacy of one ceremony, i have to ask - will you share with us any of the secret vows? i can only hope to achieve the depth of such a bond myself in this lifetime.






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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/1/2010 5:51:36 AM   
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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/1/2010 5:52:02 AM   
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Well! I , for one, am very impressed. I always thought "redneck" when i heard anteater. Obviously, i was very wrong- after all, that anteater is wearing a TIE!


It's a clip on.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/1/2010 5:53:01 AM   
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Status: offline 		Missy... it is NOT a clip on.


I have My valet tie it for me

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/1/2010 5:53:41 AM   
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Status: offline 		There are so many obvious jokes in that poem, Tim, that I wouldn't even know where to begin. ohhh I know... the sticky tongue. yes, that is where I would begin.

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Yes, I am a wonton hussy... and still sweet as 3.14

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/1/2010 5:57:32 AM   
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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/1/2010 5:59:00 AM   
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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/1/2010 6:14:30 AM   
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Anteaters are so over rated



I am SO going to bang you!

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/1/2010 6:17:17 AM   
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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/1/2010 6:22:51 AM   
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ORIGINAL: divi
Anteaters are so out.. they are out like cuffs and parachute pants


The anteater I know is pretty cool ... but he is from Warner Brothers ...
[ducking fast]

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/1/2010 6:27:31 AM   
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That is a picture of Me an My ex wife.

I know what you're thinking. How could such a fine specimen of Anteater get stuck with THAT!

Love is blind.....and she DID have a nice tongue....

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/1/2010 6:27:47 AM   
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Missy... it is NOT a clip on.


I have My valet tie it for me
you make the poor bastard who parks your car tie your tie as well?


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