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sunshinemiss -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/10/2010 6:06:58 PM)

Ohhh my... *blush blush blush....

GI! You saucy crumpet!

(thanks for info ... I didn't know about the "crumpet" thing. Does Miss Muffet know?)




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/10/2010 6:08:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Does Miss Muffet know?)


She sits on a tuffet eating curds and whey-nowt to do with crumpets...




wandersalone -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/10/2010 6:30:55 PM)

Mister Anteater would you say I am more of a strumpet or a crumpet? (it goes without saying that I am a tart of course) [:)]




GoddessImaginos -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/10/2010 6:33:41 PM)

Dear Mr. Anteater.. please elucidate, and assist dear wanders to understand as per VC's lovely Wikiness, that crumpets and strumpets are occasionally one and the same dish; is it not so? [;)]




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/10/2010 6:35:23 PM)

The best crumpet IS a strumpet......... with or without tea




sunshinemiss -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/10/2010 6:36:17 PM)

*makes note that Jeff does not like teabagging...

That's too bad.




domiguy -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/10/2010 6:38:56 PM)

Dearest Mr Anteater,

As you well know I am some what of a stickler when it comes down to bdsm protocols. It has been brought to my attention that neither wanders nor vaguely have nary a tit or a twat shot within their profile.

What can be done to remedy this grievous error?

Also Vaguely has an "audio greeting" in her profile. Would I be considered to be "creepy" if I admitted that I ripped one off to the sound of her voice?

Thanks.




wandersalone -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/10/2010 6:41:50 PM)

oh man that is one sexy voice VC.... domi, can you rip one off for me as well please [:)]

Domi I don't need to have gash shots, you already have copies of all of the ones I have anyway and we all know Mister Anteater doesn't like Aussies for some reason... sighs and stuff




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/10/2010 6:42:06 PM)

DG... the lack of gash, or at least nippleage is indeed disturbing.

It makes me wonder if they are real or just fakes.

Rubbing one out to an English accent is time honored and therefore not to be questioned.

British and Australian accents are hot




domiguy -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/10/2010 6:54:42 PM)

Thank you. I thought I was in the clear.

I would guess that Wanders has big areolas. Seems like an Aussie thing to do.

Why is Vaguely's picture so blurry?...Is there any chance that she might be a yetti?




GoddessImaginos -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/10/2010 6:56:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff
Rubbing one out to an English accent is time honored and therefore not to be questioned.

British and Australian accents are hot


~AMEN!~




GoddessImaginos -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/10/2010 7:00:53 PM)

Dear Mr. Anteater.. is it also acceptable to have big areolas and NOT be Aussie? Please let Me know. Hurry.




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/10/2010 7:04:20 PM)

DG... I am quite sure that not only are Wanders aureoles big, you could hang two bath towels on each nipple, g'day

As for VC.....  for the longest time I thought she was a dude, but the Anteater does NOT rub one out to the sound of a dude's voice, so she must be a chick with a shitty camera




Wolf2Bear -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/10/2010 7:04:58 PM)

Dear Anteater,

I am wondering when would be a good time to plan a trip to Denver? And If I do go, should I plan for a few days stay or a month?




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/10/2010 7:10:13 PM)

Look Bear..... you and Lance are getting on my nerves.

One of you get on a fucking plane and go to the other....NOW!.

You both want it, you both need it... go and do it!


Yes... the Anteater is also a match maker!





GoddessImaginos -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/10/2010 7:13:39 PM)

Dear Mr. Anteater, can You please tell Bear to send pictures? and, is it really necessary for that which I live to come out of some horn somewhere? Just wondered..




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/10/2010 7:31:33 PM)

Bear?... send GI some pcitures!

Gi?.... yes....... and Gi? send the Anteater some pictures!




KMsAngel -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/10/2010 7:36:34 PM)

mr matchmaker anteater.

who's my match? and will he be a readhead (insider joke with aussies)




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/10/2010 8:00:11 PM)

Gi?... big aureoles make a better target for a crop ...so yes!


KM's..... sadly no he will not. Sorry... life sometimes blows




wandersalone -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/10/2010 8:18:07 PM)

omg Angel, whatever you do don't do a ginge!!!!! 




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