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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/20/2010 3:16:43 PM

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You're so cute, the way you think you have a choice and all...:)

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/20/2010 3:18:29 PM

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You're being nauseous again, Mr Floofypootle.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/20/2010 3:21:14 PM

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*surreptitiously slips vc a peashooter, a piece of paper for spitwads, and a tall glass of WIN*

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/20/2010 4:06:32 PM

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Why thankyou, GI-I haven't had a peashooter for many years! :D

(I've always had the WIN, though...:P)

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 6:06:15 AM

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Dear Anteater,

Since you are a creature of the Earth, how do you celebrate Earth Day?

Thank you.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 6:07:42 AM

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Sex and hops....... both hopefully with another person

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 6:10:02 AM

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You rang?

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 6:12:54 AM

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Indeed...... and then we have ole what's her name...... poor thing

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 7:05:10 AM

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Sorry-I'm not being in a poly faily with Domi. Either he goes or I do.

Hard limit.

We (royal We of course) do not recognize limits! Silly slave girl.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 7:18:32 AM

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Sorry-I'm not being in a poly faily with Domi. Either he goes or I do.

Hard limit.

It's kind of cute that she is so dumb.

She made fun of junecleaver, called her a lurker. She shall pay.

Lat will enjoy vc. I can just picture vc wearing LaT's collar of consideration...

In time, vc will accept her fate and enjoy our company.

When her mum finally arrives our family will be complete.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 7:20:39 AM

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what's a faily? are they any good at blowjobs?

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 7:39:23 AM

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She made fun of junecleaver, called her a lurker. She shall pay.

I checked-she hasn't posted since September, which was before I had an account. That was half a year ago. I've seen her name at the top of the boards though-she reads but she doesn't post. That makes her a lurker. Doesn't mean I'm making fun of her. Lurkers is peoples too.

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In time, vc will accept her fate and enjoy our company.

I meant to ask: have you been properly taxidermied? Because you've been dead since I was in primary school, so I reckon you'd be pretty stinky now if you hadn't been stuffed-I wouldn't enjoy the company of a stinky dead body, that's for sure.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 7:45:33 AM

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I believe that a "faily" is UK terminology for going straight from ass to oral. vc loves a nice dirty "faily."

She is going to be so happy in our poly family.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 7:55:26 AM

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She made fun of junecleaver, called her a lurker. She shall pay.
I checked-she hasn't posted since September, which was before I had an account. That was half a year ago. I've seen her name at the top of the boards though-she reads but she doesn't post. That makes her a lurker. Doesn't mean I'm making fun of her. Lurkers is peoples too.

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In time, vc will accept her fate and enjoy our company.
I meant to ask: have you been properly taxidermied? Because you've been dead since I was in primary school, so I reckon you'd be pretty stinky now if you hadn't been stuffed-I wouldn't enjoy the company of a stinky dead body, that's for sure.

june's posts were filled with a depth and intelligence seldom seen in the posts of today. You could only wish and dream to have a little "june" in you.

I cannot begin to tell you how many times that Jeffff and I, while enjoying a hoppy beveri or two, have commented about your contributions to these forums....

Jeffff might say, "Ya know that VaguelyCurious isn't all bad for being from across the pond and I have heard she gives a fairly fucking fantastic faily"

I will say, "Yeah, but she sure as shit ain't no junecleaver."

We will both nod, simultaneously raise our glasses and say, "To june, and her totally bangable mum."

You are no junecleaver. You are a tourist.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 8:03:51 AM

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june's posts were filled with a depth and intelligence seldom seen in the posts of today. You could only wish and dream to have a little "june" in you.

I cannot begin to tell you how many times that Jeffff and I, while enjoying a hoppy beveri or two, have commented about your contributions to these forums....

Jeffff might say, "Ya know that VaguelyCurious isn't all bad for being from across the pond and I have heard she gives a fairly fucking fantastic faily"

I will say, "Yeah, but she sure as shit ain't no junecleaver."

We will both nod, simultaneously raise our glasses and say, "To june, and her totally bangable mum."

You are no junecleaver. You are a tourist.

That was a beautiful story, Domi-the relationship you share with Mr Floofy is just so touching. I couldn't possibly interfere with that, in case I ended up forcing the two of you apart. This poly faily idea is too dangerous-I don't want to risk what you two have!

Plus, I noticed you haven't adressed the taxidermy issue, Mr Dead Rapper Man-I'm taking that to mean that you are as stinky as a stanky skunk.

I ain't failing no stinky stanky skunk.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 8:09:25 AM

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[That was a beautiful story, Domi-the relationship you share with Mr Floofy is just so touching. I couldn't possibly interfere with that, in case I ended up forcing the two of you apart.

Woman, of course you will be between us!!! Our beers will be resting on your back! You will definitely never be allowed to cum between us.

Your unwarranted criticisms of junecleaver have landed you in a long stretch of orgasm denial.

Suffer, you tourist, you.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 8:13:50 AM

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[That was a beautiful story, Domi-the relationship you share with Mr Floofy is just so touching. I couldn't possibly interfere with that, in case I ended up forcing the two of you apart.

Woman, of course you will be between us!!! Our beers will be resting on your back! You will definitely never be allowed to cum between us.

Your unwarranted criticisms of junecleaver have landed you in a long stretch of orgasm denial.

Suffer, you tourist, you.

Aaaaand again, the taxidermy issue remains unadressed.

I'm far too ticklish to make a good beer-rest, Mr Stinky Stanky Dead Rapper Skunk Man. You keep kidding yourself that you and the anteaterman would be in charge if you like-everyone knows that the LaTster and I will end up running this show.

How good are you at doing dishes?

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 8:18:39 AM

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vc - I would hazard a guess that he is avoiding the taxidermy question as it has not been performed yet. During the process all the innards are removed ....... including the mouth ............ and he is talking wayyyyyyyy toooooo much!!!!

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 9:28:24 AM

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