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Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/29/2010 7:19:30 PM)

LOL.....cunt




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/29/2010 7:37:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

LOL.....cunt


That's Ms Cunt to you Daddy. Or The Cunt of cunts.

I just realized the acronym of that would be Coc.




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/29/2010 7:41:58 PM)

LOL..... I adore you!




chicagosub4u -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/29/2010 8:10:16 PM)

Dear Anteater

Do I have to call you daddy? If yes, do I can SDFemDom4abedazzlinggoodtime mommy? If the second answer is yes, then the only question remining is...Mommy can I use the pink nail gun?





Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/29/2010 8:12:53 PM)

chicagsub4anyswingingdickofatleast8inches....NO you may not call Me daddy!  only Mommy Jo can call me Daddy. We are quite sick that way.

I see a great dane in your future





Kalista07 -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/29/2010 9:01:19 PM)

Dear  Mr. Anteater.....

I need serious help...STAT.....

I'm afraid I just wasted 11 pages worth of my life that I can never get back!!! And now I'm afraid I'm going to post something to that irritating and belittling little lucky charms fellow Dark Victory....

Help me please....

Kali




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/29/2010 9:27:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

LOL..... I adore you!


I know...I'm just so damned adorable. How could you not.




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/29/2010 11:47:11 PM)

quote:

If yes, do I can SDFemDom4abedazzlinggoodtime mommy? If the second answer is yes, then the only question remining is...Mommy can I use the pink nail gun?




The answers to 2 and 3 are both yes.


quote:

I see a great dane in your future


Release the Hounds!




JonnieBoy -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/30/2010 12:50:46 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

[I had three students from Belize one year. I couldn't understand a word they said--and English is their first language.]


[FTR : most people who think they speak English do just that ... think they speak it ... (includes self) ... it doesn't mean that what they say is more comprehensible just because it sounds "proper" to their own ear (again, includes self) ]

Dear Mr A.E.Ter, here's a really tough one ... but since you have an extensive tongue ... and would love to excercise it ... how many different types of  "English" are there ? (the "queens english" excluded, of course, since that would invite more of my tired old nudges about greek kebabs and what germans eat for breakfast).

Pirate

PS : What do Anteaters do for a drive thru fast food snack here ? ... McDougnalds claim they are "ant free"

( and Wal mart have no frozen ant meals. So, without being able to enjoy "the American Way" How do you survive ?
... )




ShaharThorne -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/30/2010 2:07:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: myotherself

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

Anteater...Can you tell MOS that cute lil bunnies do not say "conundrum"?



would 'fucked up mess' be better? [8|]


Clusterfuck comes to mind...




JonnieBoy -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/30/2010 2:57:34 AM)

One fucking Anteater ... there's only ONE fucking Anteater ... One fucking Anteater ... (Tune download only available when we sober up) there's only one fucking Anteater ... One fucking Anteater (repeat at extreme volume and pummel anyone wearing the wrong colour shirt). (trad. british football taunt tune)

So ... Ant Eater ... WHO ... is gonna win the world cup  ?

There's only ONE Anteater ... ONE Anteater ... there's only one Anteater ... (I guess we've lost the Yanks altogether at this point ?)

(Sure would be nice to see a goal against England)

"One Anteater !!!! .... there's only one (repeat till fade)

Pirate




Musicmystery -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/30/2010 3:58:03 AM)

There can be only one.

--Connor MacLeod




sunshinemiss -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/30/2010 4:48:25 AM)

Jefffffffff,
why don't you go by "aardvark" instead of the anteater thing. I mean seriously... how many words have two a's next to each other (besides a'a, a type of lava and an excellent scrabble word) and three consonants together that don't really fit - you know the rdv thing.

Seriously, I like the way aardvark kind of makes me head get all wiggly when I say it.




KMsAngel -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/30/2010 5:13:35 AM)

get the anteater in, sunshine. i think you have loose ants in your head. i hear he's got a very long tonue. and sticky. beFORE it gets placed anywhere interesting.




subtee -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/30/2010 7:30:09 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Jefffffffff,
why don't you go by "aardvark" instead of the anteater thing. I mean seriously... how many words have two a's next to each other (besides a'a, a type of lava and an excellent scrabble word) and three consonants together that don't really fit - you know the rdv thing.

Seriously, I like the way aardvark kind of makes me head get all wiggly when I say it.


Too, "SUCK IT AARDVARK" is like Shakespeare to the ears.




ResidentSadist -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/30/2010 8:13:00 AM)

Dear Anteater,
Are you related to Fred Astaire? You wear his pose well.

[image]http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/books/blog/fred%20astaire.jpg[/image]




chicagosub4u -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/30/2010 5:41:55 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

quote:

If yes, do I can SDFemDom4abedazzlinggoodtime mommy? If the second answer is yes, then the only question remining is...Mommy can I use the pink nail gun?




The answers to 2 and 3 are both yes.


quote:

I see a great dane in your future


Release the Hounds!




I'll be good...no need to release the hounds. BTW, how arethe furry little fellows? Jefff and Domi were asking....inquiring minds want to know!




Musicmystery -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/30/2010 6:33:57 PM)

Aardvark--or is it Oddvark?

Is it true the Beatles were inspired by an early Iowan group, the Beagles?

--John, Paw, George and Dingo




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/30/2010 9:59:02 PM)

Yo, Mr Floofy,

I vaguely remember there being a bass in one of your profile pictures.

Don't your claws get in the way of your playing?

Yours,

VC (can't think of a funny set of initials).




subwaythru -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/31/2010 4:38:15 AM)

The difference between Anteater and Aunt Edith is simply biblical terminology.
Why one would eat an ant or Aunt Edith is quite beyond me. Both were your mother in a previous lifetime. For god's sake, man! Vary your diet.




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