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Man Having Sex With Bicycle - 3/27/2010 6:57:22 AM   
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

It must have at least been a top of the range mountain bike then I would probably of had a go on it.


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RE: Man Having Sex With Bicycle - 3/27/2010 7:35:41 AM   
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RE: Man Having Sex With Bicycle - 3/27/2010 8:24:09 AM   
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RE: Man Having Sex With Bicycle - 3/27/2010 8:30:30 AM   
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Status: offline 		It was stupid, but how was it a crime. The guy was in his own bedroom, they had to unlock the door. I would hate to see him in a Triathlon. He would be trying to bang his bike, the road he ran on and the water he swam in.

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RE: Man Having Sex With Bicycle - 3/27/2010 8:45:54 AM   
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RE: Man Having Sex With Bicycle - 3/27/2010 9:12:45 AM   
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and i know i have an appauling lack of imagination, but what part of a bike could you have coitus with?

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RE: Man Having Sex With Bicycle - 3/27/2010 11:18:18 AM   
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It was stupid, but how was it a crime. The guy was in his own bedroom, they had to unlock the door. I would hate to see him in a Triathlon. He would be trying to bang his bike, the road he ran on and the water he swam in.


Yeah, are we gonna start arresting folks for having sex with their hands, or with any number of inanimate objects?

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RE: Man Having Sex With Bicycle - 3/27/2010 11:21:40 AM   
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Hey, I was "tire"d.  (Double groan).

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RE: Man Having Sex With Bicycle - 3/27/2010 1:12:01 PM   
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RE: Man Having Sex With Bicycle - 3/27/2010 1:33:00 PM   
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Hmmm.... maybe the bike wasn't 18 years old yet?

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It was stupid, but how was it a crime. The guy was in his own bedroom, they had to unlock the door. I would hate to see him in a Triathlon. He would be trying to bang his bike, the road he ran on and the water he swam in.


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RE: Man Having Sex With Bicycle - 4/1/2010 7:06:05 PM   
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RE: Man Having Sex With Bicycle - 4/1/2010 10:22:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		yeah, i mean, it's really weird and all, but before reading the article i expected to be a case where the dude did it in public. How can they arrest someone for masturbating in a weird way?

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RE: Man Having Sex With Bicycle - 4/2/2010 12:00:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		Two nuns in a very small French town where the streets are still nothing but cobblestones are having an argument over the only bicycle the tiny convent owns.

Mother Superior comes up to them and says, "I've had really enough of this.  Here's my decision.  Sister Mary Magdaline you will have the bicycle on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.  Sister Mary Josephine, you will have it on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays.  I will have it for my exclusive use on Sundays, the Lord's Holy day.........."

"And if I hear one more word, I'm putting the seat back on."

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RE: Man Having Sex With Bicycle - 4/2/2010 7:43:04 AM   
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Status: offline 		It wasnt so much that he was caught in the act - rather it was that he continued the act knowing that the cleaners were watching.

Also of note is that this guy moved to the homeless hostel where the incident occurred following another sexual incident at the social housing where he lived previously.

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RE: Man Having Sex With Bicycle - 4/2/2010 8:25:30 AM   
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There goes the sex toy industry!!  What would they have done if it had been a woman with a vibrator?  


I would have taken you in for questioning immediately! 

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RE: Man Having Sex With Bicycle - 4/2/2010 1:38:12 PM   
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It wasnt so much that he was caught in the act - rather it was that he continued the act knowing that the cleaners were watching.

Also of note is that this guy moved to the homeless hostel where the incident occurred following another sexual incident at the social housing where he lived previously.

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LadyEllen, thanks for shedding some light on that. My first thought was that the cleaners entered expecting him to be out, caught him in the act and that was why police were called (because of their reaction). The additional info certainly makes a bit more sense of the whole incident.

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RE: Man Having Sex With Bicycle - 4/2/2010 2:33:32 PM   
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RE: Man Having Sex With Bicycle - 4/2/2010 5:36:25 PM   
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There goes the sex toy industry!!  What would they have done if it had been a woman with a vibrator?  


Actually, vibrators are still illegal in Alabama: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Obscenity_Enforcement_Act

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