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SirPumpy -> RE: Hallo Astralia (3/27/2010 3:50:26 PM)
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Hello and welcome!
The line to get into Australia starts somewhere in Sri Lanka and currently stretches thru Indonesia culminating in a lovely boat ride to our northern shores.
On arrival you will be greeted by representatives from the Australian Navy who will provide you with free accommodation (Meals and entertainment included) on our welcoming resort on Christmas Island where you will be lovingly processed as per our UN charter and once processed, De loused and firmly spanked and having had a refreshing 3 months in which time you can assimilate, work on your suntan and have a new appreciation for Aussie Rules Football. (Insider tip here, Tell em you are a Collingwood supporter as this will really help to expedite your processing and place you on a fast track).
Entertainment now also includes specially imported Turkish Ex prison guards (Extra sweaty) whom Im sure will be more than happy to provide you with some extra curricular activities to suit your requirements (As per our UN charter).
Welcome and good luck!
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