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Dreams From The Dark Side - 3/28/2010 2:01:15 PM

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Describe your dream as completely as possible so everyone can see how deranged you are. It's been my experience that you will have even more bizarre dreams if you take a benadryl, and no I usually don't take a benadryl so most of these will be only half way deranged. We should have some doozy's.

Let me start off with some dreams I had when I was 5 yrs old. I can only remember about 2 dreams from my childhood. The first one was great, the 2nd one was a nightmare.

Dream one, I was playing around the library and some how i attained the power to fly with the help of my log cabin set box. I rode it like a witches broom. I was king of the world.

Dream two, Barnabas Collins was bricking me up inside a wall, and I woke up screaming bloody murder. I think I got to sleep with mom and dad after that one.

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RE: Dreams From The Dark Side - 3/28/2010 2:05:59 PM

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Now for my recent dreams. I was working in my backyard, when all of a sudden a huge chinook troop carrying helicopter landed 2 houses down in the front yard of my neighbors house. Before I knew it, troops were running through the front hole in the fence, and out the back hole in the fence on a training maneuver. I was thinking to myself I should have gotton those holes fixed. Then Ellen Degeneris shows up, and I didn't even know she had moved into the neighborhood. At first i was shocked talking to a celebrity, but then I after I shook her hand and talked to her I realized it was no big deal talking to a celebrity.

I still haven't fixed the fence yet.

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RE: Dreams From The Dark Side - 3/28/2010 2:21:19 PM

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I was at some kind of stadium, ice hockey i think. I was sitting in my seat cross ways slumping down listening to Kelso on that 70's show and chuckling out loud with his antics. From what I can figure out it was a combination radio show, with ice skating going on. I guess that's a new concept for the figure skating people. Anyway, towards the end of the show I got the idea that we should create one giant prank on the entire stadium, except all the cast members who were going to be in on it. I guess that came from Kelso and his punked tv show. I had already decided that we were going to use hidden cameras to get the audience reaction.

Well I thought far enough head that we should have a naked man all of a sudden swing out over the entire stadium of people on a rope, and since it would take a long time for the police to get him down, the prank would last a while. Why a naked man? Well because a naked woman everyone would like, but a naked man would be disgusting and generate many more laughable reactions. Especially when he swung directly overhead a person. The show was ending before I came up with new ideas, but one of the ice skaters jumped a ramp and landed outside the rink. I immediately thought I could use that as part of the prank too. As I was leaving the stadium, for some reason I was trying to think of some guys name, and I came to the conclusion that I could find him by his web address. www.vunnun.com

Yep, I think we can honestly say no one has ever heard that name before. By the way, that is a fake address. Don't waste your time.

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RE: Dreams From The Dark Side - 3/29/2010 8:35:25 PM

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We were in a jeep type vehicle with the roof off taking a Mexican drug dealer to his trial in Los Angeles. We all knew how dangerous this guy was, and we were expecting either an escape attempt or a rescue attempt from his cartel. Obviously when you are expecting danger, it's always a good idea to drive around in an open air vehicle, NOT!!! Well we dropped him off with a security team to accompany him and we continued on. For some reason this vehicle had two steering wheels, and I began to steer my side even though I wasn't the driver. We began to run up on the curb a few times, and I realized I better let the other guy drive.

This is the kewl part. Some young kid was showing me a display device like a notebook or iphone, and he was showing me how he could point it at any color while we were driving and the vehicle would automatically turn that color. Awesome huh?? I just took camoflouge to a whole new level.

Well apparently the driver was getting rather fed up with me and instead of taking me all the way home, he dropped me off in the middle of a gang neighborhood. Fearless as I always am in my dreams, it didn't phase me a bit. At one point I even found a newspaper with a full page spread of the "The Little Rascals" in a staged riot for their show.

I'm thinking it was a reference to the Rodney King LA riots, but obviously I didn't view it any more dangerous than the little rascals. No one messes with the Governator.

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RE: Dreams From The Dark Side - 3/29/2010 10:19:28 PM

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No.

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~Resident Sadist Approved~

Take the pain
Take the pleasure
I'm the master of both
Close your eyes, not your mind
Let me into your soul
I'm gonna work it 'til your totally blown

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