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Level -> Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island (4/1/2010 3:39:11 AM)
Now that I have incredible wealth, and an island, I'll be looking to populate it. Hot nurse wimmins receive automatic entry. The rest of you slaves, what do you have to offer? Hmm? Applications taken until midnight, April 1.

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island (4/1/2010 3:48:00 AM)
Dearest Godliest Master Level Sir Lord On High. this girl has decided to leave all this Domme nonsense behind and become a slave. Unfortunately the plane this girl was on when this girl came to this decision has crashed in Nigeria. Is Dearest Godliest Master Level Sir Lord On High's island near to this girl?

Level -> RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island (4/1/2010 3:56:31 AM)
Yay! Err, I mean, yes, that's as it should be, girl. Nigeria, eh? Yes, my island is quite close, about 4000 miles or so. I shall send my vessel, the SS Gorgonzola, to pick you up.

divi -> RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island (4/1/2010 4:32:37 AM)
Slips Level my application along with references and my phone #, ss# and all bank account info. Please Level consider this girl. There is nothing more that I'd ever want but to leave NY and move to an Island and serve you 24/7. ( crosses my fingers and waits by the phone)

jbcurious -> RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island (4/1/2010 4:48:46 AM)
[:(][:(] I missed the deadline.... I can't bear to think of those veins being wasted on someone who doesn't appreciate them.... [:(]

barelynangel -> RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island (4/1/2010 4:51:29 AM)
You know its not nice to play April Fools on people, OP.

Level -> RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island (4/1/2010 5:12:01 AM)
smooches divi jb, I meant midnight tonight! angel, I'm sure I don't know what you mean [:-]

jbcurious -> RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island (4/1/2010 5:15:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level smooches divi jb, I meant midnight tonight! All righty then... feeling just a little stupid as I realize this is not the 2nd...

divi -> RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island (4/1/2010 5:16:44 AM)
Level.. just a warning there is this other hot Master from Montana who has his hot Domly eyes on me and is trying to lure me into his moms basement in Montana. He promised me the cot near the boiler and said I only have to work an 80 hour week... just saying dont snooze and lose lol adds. no pressure cause there are a lot of hot subs in the runnin

sunshinemiss -> RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island (4/1/2010 5:50:18 AM)
divi - he wants to POPULATE his island... gotta have a spare or ten... know what I'm saying... I mean... have you seen the size of his cock? Seriously now

divi -> RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island (4/1/2010 5:53:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss divi - he wants to POPULATE his island... gotta have a spare or ten... know what I'm saying... I mean... have you seen the size of his cock? Seriously now oops my bad lol....hugs up sunshine

sunshinemiss -> RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island (4/1/2010 5:55:27 AM)
WOOOO HOOOO . I have been diviliciously hugged up!!! Yeah, it's a GREAT day!

UniqueRaven -> RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island (4/1/2010 6:03:46 AM)
Please find my three word application below: Hot. Naked. Yoga.

divi -> RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island (4/1/2010 6:07:05 AM)
lol Raven I'm sure you look divine doing naked yoga.. But do we really want to see Level in the Down Dog position ??

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island (4/1/2010 6:07:31 AM)
I offer massage. Nuff said, amen.

sirsholly -> RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island (4/1/2010 6:10:09 AM)
quote: Hot nurse wimmins receive automatic entry. The rest of you slaves, what do you have to offer? Hmm? WoooooooHoooooo!!!!! I knew my nursing degree would be good for something!!!! So Levelly-Poo...where's the island? Do the accommodations come with room service? Poolside wet bar? Complementary massage and facials? When will the private jet pick me up? <<<<<scampers off to pack

UniqueRaven -> RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island (4/1/2010 6:14:24 AM)
divi, i think i can teach yoga in a way that miminizes exposure to our Wealthy Island Owner Uber-Master's - um - "dangly bits" as much as possible. [sm=nervous.gif] Or perhaps luscious can give him a massage while i lead the girls. Yes. [:D]

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island (4/1/2010 6:29:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: UniqueRaven divi, i think i can teach yoga in a way that miminizes exposure to our Wealthy Island Owner Uber-Master's - um - "dangly bits" as much as possible. [sm=nervous.gif] Or perhaps luscious can give him a massage while i lead the girls. Yes. [:D] I can teach everyone massage. We can have him finished off and snoring in no time. Then the real Paaattttyyy begins![sm=dancing.gif][sm=buddies.gif]

sunshinemiss -> RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island (4/1/2010 6:32:15 AM)
I am soooooooo down with partying with lushy. Yes and amen.

UniqueRaven -> RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island (4/1/2010 6:33:58 AM)
Yes, i'd like to change my three word application please to: Swim. Up. Bar. Woo hoo! [8D]

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