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hi young m/f looking for slave - 4/6/2010 6:27:41 AM

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hi were a young couple looking for a full time female slave

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RE: hi young m/f looking for slave - 4/6/2010 6:38:08 AM

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Welcome, best not to go a bundle on the introduction.

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RE: hi young m/f looking for slave - 4/6/2010 6:39:43 AM

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Are you aware that it appears someone put electrical tape you her eyes and your dick?

Doesn't that hurt when you take it off?

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RE: hi young m/f looking for slave - 4/6/2010 6:41:15 AM

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Way less pain than scratching out all that shit with a safety pin.

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RE: hi young m/f looking for slave - 4/7/2010 4:11:46 AM

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you want them to do your housework, take beatings and live in a closet?

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RE: hi young m/f looking for slave - 4/7/2010 5:18:00 AM

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"Sweetie, you know, we never use that one closet. What do you think we should do with it?"

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RE: hi young m/f looking for slave - 4/8/2010 2:45:54 AM

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Well I would happily live in your closet Steven - that goes without saying

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RE: hi young m/f looking for slave - 4/8/2010 6:27:26 AM

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I wouldn't do that to you, wanders, sweetie. I'd make you come out of the closet.

Somehow that didn't quite sound right...

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RE: hi young m/f looking for slave - 4/8/2010 6:47:42 AM

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I am gay? I must have missed the memo

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RE: hi young m/f looking for slave - 4/8/2010 6:53:57 AM

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self introspection wins out over the mail, I guess.

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RE: hi young m/f looking for slave - 4/8/2010 6:56:53 AM

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I am gay? I must have missed the memo

Here I am: VC the memo!

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RE: hi young m/f looking for slave - 4/8/2010 8:04:42 AM

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What kind of insurance do you offer?

It's actually not a snotty response. You want a full time slave, that's going to be a question that comes up. And retirement benefits.

A snotty response would be - I heard that Rule has a deal on a pregnant unicorn. He might be able to hook you up.

In reality, Lance has made a number of good points. Get thee to a munch.

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RE: hi young m/f looking for slave - 4/8/2010 11:36:24 AM

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hi were a young couple

reads as "Hi, At some time we were a young couple...." My first question shoulda,coulda,woulda been, "Well, since you were a young coulpe, how old are you now?"

Get a clue, folks! Punctuation and casing is very helpful to the reader. You want people to read your "ad"? Write it so the reader can understand what you really mean.

sunshinemiss: good point about insurance and retirement. My bad for not thinking of that. Thanks for having my back.

Er, that didn't come out right either, now did it, Steven?

I'm thinking that their lack of response (neither "Thanks" nor "Go to hell") is pretty indicative that they are as selfish as you point them out to be.

Anyway, I sent them a copy of my response to the other side a while ago. Wonder if they even read it..... BRB

ETA: Nope, not read yet (about 4 hours after I sent a copy of my post #12.) "They" posted #1 at about 9:30 AM on Tuesday (Eastern time.) My longish post was at 10:45 AM (Eastern US) on Thursday. We'll see.....

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RE: hi young m/f looking for slave - 4/8/2010 7:57:55 PM

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Still only 2 posts by OP as of this writing. They perved my profile as of 8:16 PM their time. Well after reading the cut-n-paste of my longish post #12 at about 6 PM their time. Oh, well.... "we" still have no response, so I can only hope they're looking for munches. LOL!

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