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RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sal... - 4/7/2010 4:44:04 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Unless there's been a dramatic shift in the exchange rate that I don't know about, you came close to being very badly ripped off, my friend


I have glanced through this thread several times for a giggle, and every time I read this part, I just laugh my ass off. 

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RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sal... - 4/7/2010 4:55:07 PM   
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RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sal... - 4/7/2010 5:01:44 PM   
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But why kill it when we can make something beautiful?

I looked up Grapevine, whence the slaves come.

They have a lovely website.

http://www.grapevinetexas.gov/

You can get free mulch, apparently, and the Police and Fire Departments are having a softball tournament!

So you know the slaves are coming from a town with a strong, vibrant and freely mulched community

Disclaimer: I'm not entirely sure what mulch is. Something to do with gardens, right?



My guess is you dont understand their horticulture.

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RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sal... - 4/7/2010 5:04:48 PM   
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My guess is you dont understand their horticulture.


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RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sal... - 4/7/2010 5:11:12 PM   
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$1500?!?

Last I heard they were going for $850 in Texas.

Unless there's been a dramatic shift in the exchange rate that I don't know about, you came close to being very badly ripped off, my friend


That's because the $1500 slaves are freerange instead of cage-raised


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RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sal... - 4/7/2010 5:13:06 PM   
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My guess is you dont understand their horticulture.


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What do you expect for $850, you need to pay the full $1,500 for the good stuff.

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RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sal... - 4/7/2010 5:20:51 PM   
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That's because the $1500 slaves are freerange instead of cage-raised



But surely a battery-farmed slave would be *more* valuable? You don't want them getting too used to freedom and fresh air...


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RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sal... - 4/7/2010 5:27:11 PM   
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That's because the $1500 slaves are freerange instead of cage-raised



But surely a battery-farmed slave would be *more* valuable? You don't want them getting too used to freedom and fresh air...



So you would think but no. The freerange ones look and are healthier cuz they get fresh air. It's all down to appearances. The battery-farmed ones sit around all day eating Revels and getting fat


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RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sal... - 4/7/2010 5:34:49 PM   
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So you would think but no. The freerange ones look and are healthier cuz they get fresh air. It's all down to appearances. The battery-farmed ones sit around all day eating Revels and getting fat


*sigh*

I just knew it... eventually the slave trade would turn into a fat thread. 

*winks and giggles*

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RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sal... - 4/7/2010 5:36:34 PM   
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So you would think but no. The freerange ones look and are healthier cuz they get fresh air. It's all down to appearances. The battery-farmed ones sit around all day eating Revels and getting fat


*sigh*

I just knew it... eventually the slave trade would turn into a fat thread. 

*winks and giggles*


*snort* We must embrace the fat! We must!


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RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sal... - 4/7/2010 5:39:01 PM   
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Oh yeah, baby!!!

*wiggley, jiggley* 

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RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sal... - 4/9/2010 4:33:22 PM   
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*squishes my chubby* 

Oh yeah, baby!!!

*wiggley, jiggley* 


OOOOOOOhhhhhhhhh it's been so long since I've been squished against the Red boobage!!!  * crawls into the boobage, sighs happily and goes to sleep*


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